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Farrah Abraham Talks New Boyfriend: He’s Cool With Dating a Porn Star!

Somehow, Farrah Abraham has a new boyfriend, and she didn’t meet him at a strip club or on a porn set. Shocking, right? Even weirder is the fact that Simon Saran seems to be a regular guy with a real job and no desire for reality fame.  Farrah was MIA from last night’s Teen Mom: OG season premiere , but she’s been making the media rounds to promote her eventual return to the show. She spoke with People magazine this week and actually made far more sense than usual, so maybe this guy is a good influence who will help her turn her life around. Or maybe he’ll send her into an epic tailspin when he eventually dumps her. But hey, she’s happy for now! “I found a pretty awesome person,” Farrah tells the magazine. “He’s definitely an entrepreneur, a business man and a Christian person and everything I’ve always wanted. “I’m really happy. He is so grown-up and doesn’t question or act insecure about anything I do. Everything that I have gone through in the past couple years he has been okay with.” Everything?! Maybe this guy doesn’t have cable. Or maybe he’s just happy that Farrah’s botched lip injections got fixed, and they’ve agreed not to talk about her long history with every kind of sex work. As always, you can watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic…but if your name happens to be Simon Saran, you should probably not watch a single second of it. Ever. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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March Sadness: Funniest Crying Flute Girl Memes, Photos & Vines

Hilarious Internet Reactions To The Crying Flute Girl Villanova band member Roxanne Chalifoux broke down and sobbed mid-song after a tough loss during the NCAA Tournament and instantly went viral as the crying flute (it’s really a piccolo, we know, but flute sounds better) girl who played through the heartbreaking defeat. Hit the jump for the best (and funniest) crying flute girl Memes, photos and Vines.

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Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy

I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics.. Either way, here she is… The post Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Would You Eat This Kit Kat Sandwich?

Japanese fast food chain blows up the internet with new Kit Kat offering.

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Anna Duggar to Gay Parents: Your Kids Are Hurting!

Anna Duggar isn’t exactly known for her enlightened views on topics like gay marriage, but her latest salvo in the war on equality is controversial even by the lofty standards of the family she married into. Last month, Anna used Black History Month to promote her pro-life agenda in a bizarre tweet that was as baffling as it was offensive. Now, Anna has returned to her usual M.O. of letting others do the talking for her by re-tweeting an article with the incendiary title, “Dear Gay Parents: Your Children Are Hurting.” Anna’s husband Josh Duggar works for the Family Research Counsel , a conservative organization that seems to have brought the article to Anna’s attention.  In fairness, the piece is actually not as close-minded as its title would suggest. The author is a woman who was raised by a lesbian couple and states repeatedly that she “loves” the gay community. Then she goes on to say that two people of the same sex cannot raise a child as effectively as a mother and a father…and that’s likely the part that appealed to Anna. Anna has very strong views regarding the conditions under which children should be conceived and raised, as evidenced by the fact she blackballed her sister Susanna Keller for having a child out of wedlock. Currently, Anna is pregnant with her fourth child , so it’s good that she spends a lot of time thinking about parenting practices and the welfare of children. We just wish that – with this being 2015 and there being 7 billion people on the planet, and all – she’d open up herself up to the possibility that not all children who aren’t raised by one dad and one mom end up scarred for life. It wouldn’t even be that hard to do some research on the topic, Anna. There are literally millions of well-adjusted adults with firsthand experience whom you could ask about it! 17 Controversial Duggar Family Quotes 1. Be On Call for Sex Your hubby comes home after a hard day’s work, you get the baby to bed, and he is going to be looking forward to that time with you. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love, and you always need to be available when he calls. – Michelle 2. A Holocaust in America View Photo A couple of weeks after we went to the Holocaust Museum, it dawned on us that there is a holocaust taking place right here in America!…More than 56 million lives have been destroyed in our country! That is over 4,000 babies being killed and 4,000 women being wounded each day. – Michelle 3. The Bible is Not Neutral Re: Lifestyles View Photo We still love everyone as Christ commands, we still have compassion, we still have those kinds of feelings, but we have our convictions. We have our beliefs. If you really love somebody, you’re going to tell the truth. The Bible’s not neutral about lifestyles. The Bible blesses and approves of some and not others. – Josh 4. I Just Wanna Bang!!! View Photo You may not wanna push the wedding date out too far, as those natural God-given desires with too much time between engagement and marriage can make it harder to remain pure – Jill Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Evolution My Foot! View Photo It was impossible for this world just to happen by chance. – Jim Bob 6. Making a Pro-Life Statement View Photo Don’t allow anyone to talk you into taking the life of your child. Your baby is not a blob of tissue! – Jill, Jana, and Jessa 7. Take Responsibility View Photo You cannot get un-pregnant. If you are pregnant, take responsibility and take care of yourself and your baby and God will take care of you. – Jill, Jana and Jessa 8. 16 Million Black People Dead View Photo Because of the violence of abortion, over 16 million black people are history. Human beings should be remembered, not dismembered. – Anna, on Black History Month Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bow Down at All Times View Photo A husband needs a wife who accepts him as a leader and believes in his God-given responsibilities. – Michelle 10. Anti-Transgender Rights Legislation View Photo It would allow men – yes, I said men – to use women’s and girls’ restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that are designated for females only. – Michelle 11. The Dress Code View Photo We do not dress modestly because we are ashamed of the body God has given us; quite the contrary. We realize that our body is a special gift from God and that He intends for it to be shared only with our future husband… We avoid low-cut, cleavage-showing, gaping, or bare-shouldered tops; and when needed, we wear an undershirt. We try to make it a habit to always cover the top of our shirt with our hand when we bend over. We don’t want to play the peekaboo game with our neckline. – Jana, Jessa, Jill and Jinger 12. The Code Word View Photo That’s a signal to the boys, and even to Dad, that they should nonchalantly drop their eyes and look down at their shoes as we walk past her… It’s meant to help keep the guys’ eyes from seeing things they shouldn’t be seeing. By using the single-word signal, the warning can be given quietly and discreetly. – Jana, Jessa, Jill and Jinger, on their code word (“Nike”) to the males in their family when they encounter women who aren’t subscribing to a similar dress code Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Equating Abortion with the Holocaust View Photo I walked through the Holocaust Museum again today… very sobering. Millions of innocents denied the most basic and fundamental of all rights: their right to life… We must be a voice for those who cannot speak up for themselves. Because EVERY LIFE IS PRECIOUS. – Jessa 14. Calling Out Catholics View Photo I know a lot of Catholics who are great people. What I DO have a problem with is the teaching that man can merit God’s favor through his own works or the works of other fallen men … Where [Catholics] depart from Scripture, I will in no way support, but will call them out because I love them and desire that they be turned from their deadly errors. – Ben Seewald 15. Two Huge Lies View Photo After deleting photos of gay people kissing on Facebook, Michelle and Jim Bob shared this quote from Rick Warren: Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. Second is that to love someone means that you must agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate. 16. Failing Math… or Geography View Photo The idea of overpopulation is not accurate because, really, the entire population of the world, if they were stretched shoulder to shoulder, could fit within the city limits of Jacksonville. – Michelle Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. How Old is the World? View Photo I think the world is definitely, as The Bible says, 6,000 years old. – Jill The End. Up Next: ” 17 Controversial Duggar Family Quotes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 16 Recap: What’s in a Name?

Could it really be over for Meredith and Derek?!? Is  Calzona truly done forever? Will Richard and Maggie ever have a normal family relationship? These questions were asked and possibly answered on  Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 16 . Following her nightmare call to Derek last week, Meredith confided in Alex and Maggie that the woman on the other end of the line “sounded happy and tall with with a lot of great hair.” But Derek would never step out on her, Callie and company assured Meredith. Despite that while Addison business awhile back. We never did receive the answer about this woman’s identity, but the episode concluded with Derek on Meredith’s doorstep, prepared to explain everything (next Thursday, on What transpired on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 17 , of course). Elsewhere, Arizona caught Callie being kissed by her Internet date, which led to Callie growing angry that she felt the need to apologize for smooching another woman.  Later on, Arizona asked how long Callie had been seeing this person, prompting the latter to stand up for herself and yell at Arizona for having no right to ask such questions. However, by the hour’s end, she finally admitted, “I wasn’t jealous, I was just worried” and she’d been out with that woman herself… she was a total nut job. Maggie, meanwhile, dealt with the case of an Alzheimer’s’ patient. She grew pretty irate over it, to the point where Richard had to tell her that his late wife had the disease. And so did Maggie’s mother, Ellis. This depressing father/daughter bonding session ended with Maggie admitting she always knew she was predisposed to the illness. In other storylines: Jackson realized April isn’t fragile and allowed himself to have sex with her in a car. Owen and Amelia also kept trying to have sex, though work kept getting in the way. Stephanie continued to obsess over Mer’s streak … until Meredith lit into her over it. Miss anything? Want to see more? You can always watch Grey’s Anatomy online via TV Fanatic. 9 TV Shows That SHOULD Be Canceled 1. Grey’s Anatomy It’s been an amazing run for the show that put Shonda Rhimes on the map. But a plane crash, a hospital shooter and an earthquake later, there’s just nowhere else for this show to go. Nearly all original cast members have departed. Grey’s Anatomy should say goodbye before it soars too high over the shark. 2. Revenge The red sharpie barely makes an appearance any longer on this once-suspenseful ABC drama. Any revenge plan that takes this long to carry out likely isn’t gonna be successful. 3. Homeland Homeland basically died along with Nicholas Brody. It’s just a watered down version of what it once was now. 4. American Idol It’s just sad to watch this former ratings juggernaut limp to its conclusion… with no real end in sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. 2 Broke Girls This show is just racist. 6. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD It turns out that a Marvel universe without superheroes just isn’t all that exciting. 7. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Just… please… make… it… stop. 8. The Bachelorette Once producers resort to the gimmick of TWO Bachelorettes basically pulling each other’s hair out and possibly offering the guys sexual favors in order to earn the honor of being voted the sole Bachelorette… we’re pretty sure it’s time to move on. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. The Odd Couple Yes, The Odd Couple just got underway on CBS. But it replaced Two and a Half Men and it’s JUST like Two and a Half Men and we… just… can’t. Matthew Perry deserves better. The End. Up Next: ” 9 TV Shows That SHOULD Be Canceled .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day

Cara Delevingne puts on her American accent because she’s a Brit…for some new movie that I didn’t bother paying attention the the name of, because I don’t actually care, I just like being reminded that acting requires zero to no skill, despite what actors tell you, because if the world knew that playing make-belief was a fucking scam that pays really well, then it would lower their value, and thus lower their pay, so keeping it a closed circuit rather than an open market is the strategy from everyone involved.. The good news is that thanks to the internet, you don’t need the studios anymore, fuck em, go make your own movie and become the next Cameron Diaz, you don’t need to be Cara Delevinge, or to be an it girl…because anyone can do this bullshit…you just have to be a big enough asshole to do it…. The post Cara Delevingne Proves that Acting Requires No Talent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pure Comedy: Prank Caller Recites “Fresh Prince” Theme Song During Dead Serious C-SPAN Show [Video]

“Fresh Prince Of Bel Air” Prank Call Live On C-SPAN This song will never die. EVER. Image via C-SPAN

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THOTKeem: The Most HILARIOUS Memes From The #Empire Finale

Funniest Memes From The Empire Season Finale Last night, season 1 of the hit new drama series “Empire” came to a close with an explosive 2-hour finale that had social media on fire. With jaw-dropping moments in just about every scene from beginning to end, viewers were left on the edge of their seats or screaming at their televisions….and of course, the memes to follow were hilarious. Hit the flip to check out the funniest of internet foolery inspired by the Empire finale. Get ready to laugh…

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Farrah Abraham Gives New Boyfriend Vagina Mold; But Does He Watch Her Sex Tape?

It’s been almost four months since we first learned that  Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG  and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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