It’s been almost four months since we first learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Farrah Abraham Gives New Boyfriend Vagina Mold; But Does He Watch Her Sex Tape?
