I don’t watch porn. People think I am lying when I tell them that, they think I am making some kind of silly joke to be funny, but the truth is that I prefer jerking off to nudes of real life people, the emotional connection, even though I have no emotions, is just stronger. Regular girls I know, or meet on tinder spreading ass for me, or making videos of them fucking panties, or spanking their pussies, or even filming the exact moment they cum…is just way hotter than sub-par girls getting paid 1000 dollars to do it in some cheesy setting…with a cheesy storyline… I do like porn from the 70s, when it was shot on film, when less movies were being made, when girls had to do casting calls…. Now the internet just wants content, more and more shitty content, because people want more and more and more…that the porn companies will cast anyone willing to fuck on camera…and the whole allure or edginess of porn from the Glory Days when creepers like Larry Flynt were getting shot to make it legal…are long gone.. That said, I am totally into seeing Porn stars Hope Harper, Dava Fox and Prestine Edge bull riding. The post Porn Stars Bull Riding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The best thing about Teen Mom OG premiering on MTV this month is that Farrah Abraham is promoting her return to television by coughing up Palin-esque word salads during hilariously WTF?! interviews. Farrah’s spewed her latest gobbledygook to Cosmo, in a “conversation” that touched on everything from Fifty Shades of Grey to the fact that the other Teen Moms clearly hate her. “I was never friends with them,” Farrah says when asked about her co-stars. “I don’t work with them; they’re just appearing on a show like any other show with many other talent where not all is equal.” Okay, it can be difficult to translate Farrah-speak into English, but we’re pretty sure she just said the other girls aren’t equal to her, which might be true, but not in the way that she means. Moving on, Farrah talked about her erotic novel (because of course she did) and how it compares to Fifty Shades of Grey: “I started to read it and I personally feel like it’s boring,” says Farrah on the topic of Fifty Shades. “So people read what I do and they feel like I turn up the craziness…It’s more intense than Fifty Shades of Grey. And there’s not so much abuse or anything like that. I try to keep it more awesome and fun.” Yeah! Awesome and fun…just like Farrah! Although if she writes anything like how she talks, we’re pretty sure the book itself can be considered abuse. Watch Teen Mom online for more quotable Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done… I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable… Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors… The post Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done… I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable… Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors… The post Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny… All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning… The post Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny… All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning… The post Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you remember Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah, either do I. I think she was in High School Musical, a show dad’s everywhere jerked off to. She was also in 2 nude pic scandals, since the first one worked out so well for her with her little chipmunk pussy, so the second one was a good opportunity to overpower the first one, with a shaved pussy…even though we all love bush… Either way, she brought her ethnically ambiguous ass to the internet in a bikini…to remind you that she’s still around…and depsite forgetting who she was, I’m a fan of anyone with nude pics..even in bikini pics. The post Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the wake of the Giuliana Rancic-Zendaya scandal , there might be an opening at Fashion Police, and it seems that the E! network didn’t have to look very far to find a new co-host. “Khloe Kardashian is now in talks to join Fashion Police as a cast member,” a source tells Radar Online. “Having done several gigs as a special correspondent, Khloe absolutely loves being part of the show. “The crew truly loves working with Khloe because she doesn’t take herself too seriously and is a true professional. With Khloe, there is no drama. She arrives ready to go.” The opinionated, sharp-tongued reality star could prove an ideal fit for the controversial panel show, but the rumors of Khloe’s new gig have raised questions about what current host might be moving on. Many are speculating that Giuliana Rancic will be fired as a result of her comments, but considering the Zendaya dust-up is already dying down, that seems unlikely. If execs were going to give Rancic the boot, they likely would have done so at the peak of the scandal. Another possibility is that Kelly Osbourne will quit the show. Earlier this week, the 30-year-old threatened to step down if she was dissatisfied with Rancic’s apology to Zendaya. Many believe that the relationship between the two co-hosts is now so badly damaged that it would be impossible for them to go on working together. Whatever the case, one thing remains certain: Between her record-breaking payday for the Keeping Up With the Kardashians renewal and her new job as a snarky sartorialist, Khloe is certainly making the most out of her ongoing partnership with E! 30 Kute Khloe Kardashian Photos 1. Khloe Kardashian Green Screen Pic View Photo Khloe Kardashian chills here in front of a green screen. She is now the big 3-0!!! 2. Happy birthday, Khloe Kardashian! View Photo Go, Khloe Kardashian! Go, Khloe Kardashian! Go, Khloe Kardashian! Go! You are now 30 years old! 3. Danger for Khloe Kardashian View Photo Khloe Kardashian is involved in a dangerous romance. Will French Montana break her heart? 4. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo View Photo Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Khloe Kardashian at JFK View Photo Khloe Kardashian arrives here in New York. She just flew back from her sister’s European wedding. 6. Khloe Kardashian and Tony Williams View Photo You so silly, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here with pal Tony Williams inside the Kimye wedding booth. 7. Khloe Kardashian at a Palace View Photo Khloe Kardashian poses here at a palace in Paris. She’s getting ready for the Kim Kardashian wedding! 8. Klose Up of Khloe View Photo Khloe Kardashian stares into the camera here while on the red carpet of the NBCU Upfront presentation. She looks good. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe and Kim in NYC View Photo Hello, breasts! Khloe and Kim Kardashian pose here on the red carpet of the NBC Universal Upfront presentation in New York City. 10. Kim, Khloe and Friends View Photo This is pretty cute, no? Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and some pals horse around at Kim’s Beverly Hills bridal shower. 11. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Pic View Photo Hello, Khloe Kardashian cleavage! The reality star posted this photo to Instagram. 12. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Khloe Kardashian Red Carpet Image View Photo Khloe works the red carpet. That’s probably where she feels most at home. 14. Khloe Kardashian in LAX View Photo Khloe Kardashian makes her way through LAX in this photo. She just touched down from LAX. 15. Khloe Kardashian: Sailor? View Photo Khloe Kardashian in another sexy Instagram photo in which she fancies herself a sailor or something. 16. Khloe Kardashian Kleave View Photo Khloe Kardashian in an Instagram photo in which she fancies herself a sailor. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Peeved Khloe Kardashian View Photo Khloe Kardashian looks none too happy in this photo. We don’t ever want to mess with her. 18. Khloe Kardashian Celebrates Oscar View Photo Khloe Kardashian dresses up here for Elton John’s 2014 Oscars party. Do you like her gown? 19. The Kardashian Siblings View Photo Khloe, Kim and Kourtney rock very different outfits at Elton John’s Oscars viewing party. We like Kim’s the best – can you guess why? 20. Khloe and Kendall Ride Dirty View Photo Khloe and Kendall are riding dirty in this fun Instagram photo. It’s nice to see them wearing clothes. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Khloe Cosmopolitan Photo View Photo Looking good, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here for Cosmopolitan. 22. Khloe Kardashian, Sans Bra View Photo Who needs a bra?!? Not Khloe Kardahian in this Cosmopolitan photo. 23. Khloe Kardashian Cosmopolitan Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian covers this issue of Cosmopolitan. And, we must say, she looks great while doing so! 24. Khloe in Vegas View Photo Khloe Kardashian is ready to move on from her marriage. She tried as hard as she could to save it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Wears Fake Fur View Photo Khloe Kardashian wears a fake fur coat in this picture. She’s very much against those who wear the real thing. 26. Khloe Kardashian Pregnancy Claim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant. Shockingly, Star Magazine for this one wrong. 27. Khloe Kardashian and RuPaul View Photo Khloe Kardashian will serve as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. She poses here alongside the host. 28. Khloe in Cosmo UK View Photo Khloe Kardashian poses here for Cosmopolitan UK. She is featured in the magazine’s February 2014 issue. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Khloe Kardashian UK Cosmo Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian covers this issue of Cosmo. She tells the magazine that she is looking forward to a fresh start in 2014. 30. Khloe on a Red Carpet View Photo Khloe Kardashian chills here on a red carpet. She filed for divorce in December 2013. The End. Up Next: ” 30 Kute Khloe Kardashian Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s official – Kelly Osbourne is no longer one of the co-hosts of the long-running E! series Fashion Police. TMZ is reporting that Kelly quit the show today amidst escalating tensions with producers. The recent controversy surrounding Giuliana Rancic’s comments about Zendaya’s hair may have been the final straw for Osbourne, but sources say she’s been butting heads with her co-hosts and crew for quite some time. Earlier this week, Osbourne said that she would quit unless Rancic apologized to Zendaya . Rancic did so (twice), Zendaya accepted the apology, but Osbourne decided to walk anyway. Apparently, the 30-year-old daughter of Ozzy had been dissatisfied with the way the show was being produced ever since it was revamped following the death of Joan Rivers . While the news of her departure broke just minutes ago, rumors about who might replace Osbourne on the show have already begun to circulate. Insiders say it looks as though Khloe Kardashian may join Fashion Police in Osbourne’s absence. Khloe has worked on the show as a “special correspondent” in the past, and she apparently gets along well producers. Osbourne has yet to speak publicly about resignation, but she is expected to make an announcement on social media some time today. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) View Photo R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. 2. Only Joan Rivers View Photo This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed. 3. Rivers, Joan View Photo Joan Rivers pretty much insults celebrities for a living. She isn’t very funny. 4. Joan Rivers Photograph View Photo Joan Rivers has had A LOT of work done. But at least she’s honest about it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Joan Rivers in Fur View Photo Does anyone out there like Joan Rivers? Anyone at all? That’s what we thought. 6. Joan Rivers in Mink View Photo Joan Rivers spends her time hating on celebrities’ fashion. She pretty much sucks. 7. Joan Rivers on Israel-Palestine Conflict View Video Rivers giving her candid opinion on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We think it’s safe to say she’s pro-Israel. 8. Joan Rivers Calls President Obama Gay View Video Joan Rivers is at it again. The controversial comic recently called Barack Obama gay and used a transphobic slur to describe his wife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Joan Rivers on Kristen Stewart View Video Kristen Stewart threatened to sue Joan Rivers. Rivers, of course, responded with a series of epic put-downs. 10. Joan Rivers: Miley Cyrus is Incestual! Lena Dunham is Fat! View Video Joan Rivers takes a shot at some of our fave celebs in her new up-coming memoir. 11. Joan Rivers: Kristen Stewart Sucks! Pharrell Too! View Video Joan Rivers new book was released Tuesday, and includes jokes about Kristen Stewart sleeping her way to the top and Pharell’s famous funky hat. 12. Joan Rivers: North West Is Ugly! View Video Joan Rivers calls Kim Kardashian’s baby ugly. Pretty much the definition of a low blow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
The rest of the Internet may still be busy talking about the color of some stupid dress today, but forget that. Here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re focused on much more important things: crazy-hot models and their even hotter photoshoots. Like this one from Lindsay Hancock , shot by Kesler Tran. You can view the whole set here , minus that dreaded black bar, so you’re welcome. And don’t worry, as long as they’re still debating black and blue vs. white and gold, it’s not like any of your co-workers are getting any more work done today either.
