Kelly Rohrbach is the new Sports Illustrated tits that I guess will become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her…. I know nothing about her, but I did scrub her instagram for the first bunch of pics she posted that will make you a believer that she, like Kate Upton before her, will become the under paid Sports Illustrated model, who goes viral and books a bunch of campaigns, before spending a lot of that money on food, becoming fat as fuck from growing into her tits….but still rich enough to not give a fuck…and famous enough to still have fans that like husbands…stick out the weight gain as a thanks for the glory days.. Here’s her INSTAGRAM The post Kelly Rohrbach is the New SI Rookie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram… Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing… It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin… Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much… It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit… It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps.. All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke…. The post Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her…. So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls… And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook… There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle… The magazine comes out February 9. Here’s a preview: VIA LOVE MAGAZINE
Pennsylvania Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks Of Winter via Huffington Post The handlers of Pennsylvania’s most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, said Monday the furry rodent has forecast six more weeks of winter. Members of the top hat-wearing Inner Circle announced the “prediction” Monday morning. A German legend has it that if a furry rodent sees his shadow on Feb. 2, winter will last another six weeks. If not, spring comes early. The forecast was also announced on Twitter, as was referenced in the official proclamation read by Jeff Lundy, the Fair Weatherman of the Inner Circle. “Forecasts abound on the Internet, but, I, Punxsutawney Phil am still your best bet. Yes, a shadow I see, you can start to Twitter, hash tag: Six more weeks of winter!” Shutterstock
It isn’t the weekend, unless Miley does something topless, because topless is edgy and making some kind of social justice stance that doesn’t matter, about freeing your tits because they are just tits, even though she censored those tits to comply with instagram’s no tit policy…. I guess their are worse things she could be fighting for, even though girls have been getting topless forever, it’s really not a big deal to be topless, and seeing tits isn’t all that crazy in this internet porn filled world, but seeing tits is still better than not seeing tits… Anyway, she’s with her groupie, weirdo, star of her own friend who used to hit me on in the internet before she got famous…making her lame as fuck…but still topless too… So much topless….
Iggy Azalea has been on the receiving end of some serious criticism in recent months. Some of it might stem from the fact that society of finally getting sick of having the hook from “Fancy” stuck in its collective head, but some of the complaints about Iggy speak to much larger issues: Rappers such as Azealia Banks have slammed Iggy for what they feel is a lack of empathy for the culture from which she profits. Iggy has complained that she’s unfairly criticized because she’s a woman , but in reality, it’s the fact that she’s a white Australian rapper who’s co-opted the style, the dialects, and even the accent associated with hip hop culture, all while demonstrating zero concern for the plight of African-Americans. Iggy’s accent (one part Vanilla Ice, two parts overcompensating Juggalo) has received surprisingly little attention in the debate over her place in hip hop. That changed yesterday when Eve and Jill Scott appeared on Sway’s Sirius radio show. Asked what she dislikes most about Iggy’s music, Eve replied: “The blaccent. Is that horrible? She’s from a different place. It would be dope to hear her with her swag.” Eve on Iggy Azalea So Eve put a positive spin on it, but it seems that Iggy is in ’round-the-clock defensive mode these days, so she took to Twitter to respond to the critique: “There’s a difference between being yourself and being your stereotype,” Iggy tweeted. “When people I’ve never met say I should act more ‘like myself’ I feel like they’re really saying, ‘Act more like how I stereotype you to be so I can feel comfortable.'” Something tells us that Iggy complaining about feeling stereotyped as a white woman isn’t gonna sway critics who feel she’s woefully ignorant of the problems faced by black Americans. 11 Odd Iggy Azalea Facts! 1. Her Stage Name Has History She took the name “Iggy Azalea” from her childhood dog and the street she grew up on.
The Internet’s latest viral video craze comes from group of students performing a full choreographed dance to Mark Ronson’s hit song “Uptown Funk.” Ronson’s track, featuring Bruno Mars’ vocals, has risen to the top of the charts. Now these Texas high school kids are taking it to the top of YouTube trends! Texas High School Uptown Funk Video Students at A. Maceo Smith New Tech H.S. in Dallas, along with theater teacher Scot Pankey, organized and shot the video earlier this month. So far, the video posted to YouTube on January 24 has garnered over 6.5 million page views. Writes Pankey of the clip that’s sweeping the nation: “This is a great example of how a bunch of [technology] students let go of their fears, trusted their teacher and got down to Uptown Funk!!!” “I heard the song before Christmas and fell in love with it. We are a project-based school,” he adds, so he gave them this as their assignment! “You put them in teams, and they have to come up with solutions. They had three weeks to work on it, then present as a group what they learned.” The video was shot by a student, walking backwards through hallways and up and down stairs as his classmates did their awesome thing. Even more impressively, it was shot in a single take. Mars shared the video on Twitter with the caption, “I cried at the end. I’m still a thug though. Thank you to everyone involved in making this video.” Indeed. And to YouTube user BaracksDubs for, as usual, making the lip dubbed gem featuring Barack Obama singing “Uptown Funk” as well … Barack Obama – Uptown Funk (Mark Ronson-Bruno Mars Lip Dub)
Benedict Cumberbatch is both very sorry and very embarrassed. Last week, the Oscar-nominated star was discussing the state of African-American actors in Great Britain with Tavis Smiley when he remarked: “As far as colored actors go, it gets really difficult in the U.K..” referring to the success of those such as Chiwetel Ejiofor and David Oyelowo in 12 Years a Slave and Selma, respectively. While Cumberbatch may have had his heart in the right place, he was subsequently criticized for using such an outdated term, prompting an apology from the man behind Sherlock. “I’m devastated to have caused offense by using this outmoded terminology,” he said. “I make no excuse for my being an idiot and know the damage is done. I can only hope this incident will highlight the need for correct usage of terminology that is accurate and inoffensive.” The Imitation Game star concluded: “The most shaming aspect of this for me is that I was talking about racial inequality in the performing arts in the U.K. and the need for rapid improvements in our industry when I used the term.” What do you think, fans? Should all be forgiven now? Debut Roles of 2015 Oscar Nominees 1. Benedict Cumberbatch It’s raining in London in this photograph. But beloved star Benedict Cumberbatch has found a way to keep dry.
Considering the way Tom Brady’s balls have dominated the news cycle for the past week, you may have forgotten that there’s a football game to be played on Sunday. #DeflateGate has served as evidence of just how weird our nation’s press coverage can get (particularly when you throw the Internet into the mix). Marshawn Lynch’s begrudging appearance at Super Bowl media day today served as yet another reminder that pro athletes and sports reporters are locked in a dead-heat to see who can be the most ridiculous. If you’re not familiar with Lynch, he’s a beast of a running back, but kind of a jackass as a human being. His history of bad behavior dates back to when Lynch ran a woman over and fled the scene during his time with the Buffalo Bills. Five years later, Lynch’s behavior is much less harmful, but no less idiotic. Already in hot water with the NFL for his refusal to speak to the media and his fondness for making “obscene gestures” on the field, Lynch was reportedly threatened with $500,000 fine if he didn’t show up to today’s press event. So he showed up. And proceeded to give the exact same answer 25 times: Marshawn Lynch: “I’m Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined,” Lynch warned the reporters on hand. “So y’all can sit here and ask me all the questions y’all want to. I’m gonna answer with the same answer.” He wasn’t kidding. Beast Mode proceeded to say, “I’m here so I won’t get fined,” in response to every single question. Some members of the press expressed their frustration on Twitter, but really – weren’t they kinda playing ball by continuing to ask him questions? Say what you will about Lynch, if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have this nugget of YouTube gold: Marshawn Lynch: Hold My D! Sadly, he won’t be remembered as the source of the most epic Super Bowl XLIX quotes. Take it away, Tom: Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please.
A few minutes ago, Miley Cyrus posted an instagram video of her dancing like a shitty bootleg stripper in a bikini…using her Mexican manicured garden as a stripper pole, and the whole thing was glorious, if you find obsessing over young starlet you can see naked on the internet, dancing in bikinis, in videos you can see on their own social media something that is glorious….I find it something pretty humiliating, I mean I’m a grown man, why the fuck am I spending my saturday looking at this bullshit…but for some reason..a reason I call marriage…I am…. TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
