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Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams Bikini of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance… In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay… But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….

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Samantha Totem Titties for Fashion of the Day

The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck…. She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree , who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet…. I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.

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Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life…. I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death… And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck… Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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Psy’s Got A Huge ‘Hangover’ And The Only Cure Is More Snoop Dogg

More than a year after he broke the Internet with ‘Gangnam Style,” Psy is back this Sunday night with “Hangover,” a collaboration with Snoop Dogg that is the first track from the South Korean sensation’s upcoming American debut.

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Psy’s Got A Huge ‘Hangover’ And The Only Cure Is More Snoop Dogg

More than a year after he broke the Internet with ‘Gangnam Style,” Psy is back this Sunday night with “Hangover,” a collaboration with Snoop Dogg that is the first track from the South Korean sensation’s upcoming American debut.

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Ariana Grande’s ‘Problem’ Video Has Us Hypnotized: Watch Now

Ariana Grande releases her highly anticipated “Problem” video.

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#FandomFriday: One ‘Faking It’ Fan Deems Lauren The H.B.I.C.

Sure, art is subjective, but as far as we’re concerned, y’all’s work could brighten up the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel. Every once in awhile, we’re diving head-first into the Internet abyss to track down some of the best fan-made creations we can find, and if there’s something you’d like to submit on your own,… Read more

Emily Osment Does Big Cleavage of the Day

I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop… Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor… The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom… Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work. #494248581 / gettyimages.com #494248573 / gettyimages.com

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Marcie Kieskiewicz in a Hot Fashion Video for Nowness of the Day

The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing.. Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck… So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect.. I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…

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Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are HUGE

I’m guessing you’ve probably heard by now that Brad Pitt got punched in the face by some idiot “journalist” or something at the Maleficent premiere in LA, considering most media outlets are currently reporting on it like it’s some kind of great national tragedy. Anyway, I’m not sure why the dude did it, but if I had to speculate (and I do, since I’m a professional blogger), he probably took one look at those giant new funbags of Angelina Jolie ‘s and got jealous. And I don’t blame him. In fact, I think we should all be allowed to line up and get a crack at that lucky bastard. Hey, it’s only fair. » view all 30 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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