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Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that… You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about… And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant… And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is…. If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue and Tit on Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself… I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion… I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…

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The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies… So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running… She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance… And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…

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Alyssa Miller for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened… I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them… I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants… Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…

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Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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True Blood Season 7 Preview: The Past is Prologue

Posted on May 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a reckoning a comin. So teases the song behind the latest promo for True Blood Season 7 , which premieres on HBO on June 22 and which will center around a civil war in Bon Temps. In the following footage, Sookie screams that infected vampires are “coming for every human” in town, while also getting in some sexy time with Alcide… much to Bill’s chagrin. Tara and Jessica bare their fans, Andy acts very angry and viewers are left to wonder: Where is Eric?!? Go watch True Blood online via TV Fanatic to catch up prior to the premiere and click Play below to view fresh footage from summer episodes: True Blood Season 7 Footage

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Solange and Beyonce: All Smiles in New Orleans!

Posted on May 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They say actions speak louder than words. So even though everything involved in the Solange-Jay Z elevator altercation from a few weeks ago released a joint statement on Friday that said they “love each other” and have put the incident behind them, the following photo may serve as even better proof that all is very much well between relatives. The image is of Beyonce and Solange in New Orleans and it was posted the the former’s Instagram page yesterday. A woman of few words, Beyonce simply wrote “New Orleans May17th 2014” as a caption to the shot of Solange with her arm placed around Beyonce’s neck. Both sisters look perfectly relaxed and happy, don’t they? Solange was in a different mood on May 5 when she violently attacked Jay Z in the elevator of The Grand Hotel. The confrontation took place during a MET Gala Ball after-party and even prompted some Jay Z-Beyonce divorce talk after Queen B allegedly had her wedding ring tattoo removed . But Solange and Beyonce have both since added a bunch of new Instagram photos of each other online – and that was prior to the latest one above – as they attempt to publicly quell their beef. What caused this Solange breakdown ? It remains unclear. But the Internet has a few theories… Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Why Did it Happen? 1. Solange Has a Drinking Problem Many have pointed out that the fight took place at the end of a very long night of partying, and Solange may have been drunk at the time of the event. Reactions from those around her suggest this sort of thing happens often.

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Sophia Grace & Rosie Perform "Dark Horse" on Ellen

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It doesn’t get much more adorable than Sophia Grace and Rosie. The toddlers rose to viral fame after they covered Nicki Minaj‘s “Super Bass” on Ellen in 2011 and have since stopped by the same program to perform ” Can’t Hold Us ” and ” I Knew You Were Trouble .” Now, the girls have returned for their take on Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse.” Check out their Egyptian-inspired choreography in this sneak peek from today’s episode: Sophia Grace & Rosie Perform “Dark Horse” on Ellen Not too shabby, huh? Click through many other memorable moments in Ellen history here: 25 Great Moments in Ellen History 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now!

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Hannah Saul in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures that a photographer named Andrew shot…of a model named Hannah Saul, who I just followed on the internet and learned a very interesting thing according to her “bio”…and that is that she’s a Christian… I figure there’s nothing more Christian than stripping down to your underwear, having your picture taken for a brand to exploit your image to sell product made by kids in third world countries who were exploited, in exchange for money…oh maybe when dudes masturbate to your image…that could be more Christian…I mean isn’t this what the church created NUNS for to begin with? Or is that Catholicism, am I missing the point, I just listened to Christian Radio the whole way to Florida, I’m talking 30 fucking hours, and it’s safe to say…the shit is not about this life…but if it makes Hannah Saul feel better about her work, being Christian, that this is her missionary work for the religion…I’m into it…cuz if Church was more porny, I’d probably be a believer…

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