I don’t really know what this is, but I am going to assume an corporate holiday video that Lockheed sends out to clients or staff to remind the world that they have too much fucking money on their hands and that at the end of the year, thanks to all the military equipment they’ve made billions of dollars selling to governments, they should have some fun with it…and what better way than to tell Volvo trucks to fuck themselves up the ass, and throw some Chuck Norris, who is less gay and more viral, doing some on airplane blue screen stunts with the most ridiculous beard of all time…because why the fuck not. I never understood why Chuck Norris was a meme, why he was a big deal on the internet before cats took his title, but this video for some reason, makes me laugh and that reason isn’t that Lockheed Martin have an ad running on the site, but they should.
Harvard University student Eldo Kim has been named in a criminal complaint alleging he was responsible for bomb threats at the college this week. His stunt led Harvard school officials to delay some final exams that had been scheduled for Monday, which it turns out was exactly his intention. Totally worth it. Eldo Kim, Harvard Bomb Hoax Perpetrator, Arrested Kim, 20, of Cambridge, Mass., allegedly e-mailed bomb threats at about 8:30 a.m. on Monday to offices associated with Harvard, including to University police. The subject line in each of the messages read “bombs placed around campus” and cited “shrapnel bombs” in four buildings on the school’s main campus. “2/4. guess correctly. be quick or they will go off soon,” they said. The Harvard police called in the FBI, ATF, Secret Service, Cambridge Police Department and the Boston Police Department, as well as local first responders. The buildings were evacuated and swept by bomb technicians and hazmat officers, and access to Harvard Yard was restricted to students with IDs. Shortly before 3 p.m., long after Kim’s exam had been canceled for the day, officials concluded that the threats were a hoax and reopened the buildings. “Those who missed their exams due to the evacuation should be in touch with administrators about a makeup date,” the school newspaper said. The e-mail messages had been sent through a service called Guerrilla Mail, which creates temporary and anonymous e-mail messages, according to officials. The person had used a product called TOR, which assigns an anonymous Internet Protocol address that can be used to hide the identity of the sender, it added. But the sender failed to do that, according to the complaint. Harvard determined that, “in the several hours leading up to the receipt of the e-mail messages described above, Eldo Kim accessed TOR using Harvard’s wireless network.” The Harvard Crimson identified Kim as a sophomore. An FBI agent found Kim at campus residence, where he “stated that he authored the bomb threat e-mails” and said he had acted alone, the complaint says. “According to Kim, he was motivated by a desire to avoid a final exam scheduled to be held on (Monday),” the complaint against Kim said. In a statement, school officials said they were “saddened by the details alleged in the criminal complaint” but had no further comment at this time. If convicted, the penal code states the student could face a maximum of five years in prison, three years of suspended release, and a $250,000 fine.
Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way. If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…
Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…
I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so. For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics. Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.
Cora Keegan used to text me and fuck around with me…we were the best friends ever on the internet. I would write her love songs and she’d ignore me 80 percent of the time…but like anything…that ignoring became 100 percent of the time…but I will never forget the beautiful time we had…while I resent her and everything about her as I stare and her evil, heart breaking, tits…. Sure it never worked out for us, but at 6 feet tall, we would just looked like the number 10 walking down the street and no one wants that, especially not a bitch who makes 10k a day modelling…even if she only works 1 day a month….if that…and the rest of the time is spent having unprotected sex with guys in bands. I like to think there is still hope for us…it is chrismas and miracles happen. PS – these are old pics…but new to you since you’ve never heard of this bitch.
R. Kelly has a new album in stores called Black Panties, and it seems like good music has granted the R&B singer a pass for his past transgressions. Sure the Internet went in on the Pied Piper thanks to an ill-conceived #AskRKelly hashtag, but the details of the multiple settled lawsuits that accused him of having sexual relationships with teenaged girls have been glossed over by most music publications…. Continue
Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic…. Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards… I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….
This is probably the worst video you will see today…. It is a video of a cat being saved from an electrical pole, only to not be saved at all. I assume this ended tragically and that makes this video pretty sad especially on the internet, where cats are fucking king. I don’t like seeing cats die…and you probably don’t either so here’s a hispanic kicking some people off the bus And here’s a former cage fighter fucking with someone trying to rob him And here’s some Swans surfing…
Sharkeisha has been arrested, weeks after the brutal assault video that went viral and made her unusal first name a trending topic on social media. Sharkeisha Video The brutal clip shows 17-year-old ShaMichael Manuel getting sucker-punched in the face and crumpling to the ground, where Sharkeisha keeps attacking. Blindsided with a fist to the mouth, then pounded with uppercuts and kicked in the head while lying on the ground, Manuel could’vee been badly injured. As a result, many called for the arrest of Sharkeisha , and it happened. The Harris County, Tex., sheriff’s office confirmed that the foul-mouthed, cowardly bully has been arrested on charges of assault with bodily injury. They didn’t identify her or go into detail because she’s a minor. The now-infamous November 19 attack allegedly started because of a dispute over a boy, ShaMichael’s family told Houston’s KHOU-TV in the aftermath. She says she was set up for this, and that hurts most of all. The sickening footage has since gone viral, and that is the worst part of it. They are humiliated and saddened more than any physical pain could cause. Sharkeisha: Fight Video Heard ‘Round the World Various anti-bullying groups have decried the video , but that hasn’t stopped it from spreading and being viewed over 10 million times on the Internet. “The video’s just going and going,” ShaMichael’s mom, Olevia Henderson, said. “They’re making jokes, and they’re taunting. They’re glorifying Sharkeisha.” ShaMichael, a Cypress Creek H.S. senior, said she was lured to an apartment complex thinking she was going to pick up some of her stuff from friends. She no idea Sharkeisha was upset with her, and certainly no idea what to expect when the two girls came face-to-face … or not even face-to-face. “I was just in shock. I was like, ‘Oh my God. Did she really do this?’ You’re supposed to be my friend,” she told the station. “We were talking in school earlier that day.” “She made it seem like there was nothing wrong with her. The vicious beating left her with a black eye and a split lip, and her mother said she had trouble seeing out of her eye after Sharkeisha’s mauling. “I’m going to have to deal with this for the rest of my life. How would you feel if that was your daughter or your son, how would you feel?” Henderson said. Sharkeisha Victim Speaks Out! Arresting Sharkeisha for the attack: The right decision? Yes. Look at what she did! No. She deserves a similar cowardly beating instead. No. It’s between the two of them. Everybody just back off … View Poll »
