It’s official: we have our first ridiculous rumor of the new year. According to ThyBlackMan(dot)com, Nicki Minaj may be pregnant. And the father may be… Lil Wayne! There’s little evidence to back up this claim: no sources on record, no photographs, no quotes of any kind in fact. The site simply says it may be true, but the rumor mill is churning at warp speed around the Internet with this possibility. Why might the report be accurate? Well… Lil Wayne does have four kids by four different women. And Minaj Twerked all over her rapping pal at the Billboard Music Awards. These two also simulated sex in the “High School” music video. So could they have done the real thing recently? Without a condom or birth control? They certainly could have, people. They certainly could have.
For those of you who don’t pay attention to bikinis, this is a Brazilian cut and it’s pretty much what ever girl is wearing now that butts are more important than pretty much any other body part, thanks to hormones in the food and fitness… For those of you who don’t pay attention to genitals, when you’re looking at a MOURNING Lea Michelle, showing her ass for the internet, it’s like she doesn’t have a penis or tranny face at all. I am into this…she’s got a good ass but at this point in my life, I’m pretty much into anything.
What cheating scandal? Tori Spelling is standing by husband Dean McDermott, at least publicly, despite recent rumors that he cheated with Emily Goodhand. The Beverly Hills, 90210 star posed with her man and two of their four children on her blog, with no sign of trouble in paradise, but holding a sign reading: “Happy New Years 2014! Love, The McDermotts.” It was the first time Spelling has posted a picture of herself alongside McDermott since Us reported that McDermott had a tryst with another woman. Emily Goodhand told the gossip magazine that she had a fling with McDermott in Toronto in December after meeting him through mutual friends. “He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage,” Goodhand said, noting that she slept over in his hotel room two nights in a row. “I believed him.” Neither McDermott nor Spelling has commented on the rumors. However, the allegations broke, Spelling has been working overtime to show that she is securely united with her husband, cheating rumors or not. Dean McDermott Wanted Constant Sex From Tori Spelling The couple has four kids together: Liam, Stella, Hattie and Finn. The youngest is still a baby, and reportedly, this has been a point of contention for sex-starved Dean, who wants Tori to put out more than she likes. Privately, she’s lamented this to friends, and has allegedly been making Dean pay behind closed doors … while sounding happy as ever on the web. In a series of messages on her ediTORIal blog (seriously, that’s the name), she’s made no mention of any of this. Just happy holiday happenings. Trying too hard? Putting on a united front? Blissfully unaware? Stay tuned, we suppose. Discuss in the comments, THGers. Tori Spelling Ignores Dean McDermott Cheating Allegations
Move over, Bear Winslet . There’s a new famous baby name for Twitter users to flip out over. Summer and Steven Steele – residents of Andalusia, Alabama – have shown their pride for Nick Saban’s national title-winning football team by naming their newborn daughter Krimson Tyde. And the Internet has responded in kind… or not so in kind, to be more accurate. “I would despise my parents if they named me Krimson Tyde,” wrote one Twitter user upon learning of the moniker, while another added: “reevaluate your life if you name your kid “krimson tyde”. “I’m shocked, I didn’t think people would make such a big deal about it,” Summer Steele told Alabama Media Group. But not everyone is coming down hard on the couple. “I would definitely say to fulfill their fantasy. Stay Alabama fans and live every day to the fullest,” says Shane Broadhurst. “I hate that they’re having to go through that and hear a bunch of crap. You should be able to name your young’un what you want.” Broadhurst has two children, by the way. They are named Crimson Tide and Alleigh Bama. React now: What do you think of the name Krimson Tyde? Love it, show your team pride! Appalling! Go Auburn! View Poll »
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown have set the selfie bar very high for 2014. It’s going to be hard to top this effort … in terms of public nausea induced. To sum up the image in question, which really speaks for itself: Chris Brown is sticking his tongue out, and Karrueche Tran is sucking on that thing. Magical. Looks like Tran’s big plan to spend New Year’s with Chris in rehab came to fruition, and the couple made the best of his less than ideal surroundings. Give her credit for standing by her man through thick and thin … but come on Karrueche Tran . Just … who sucks on another human’s tongue?! Putting aside the more obvious questions of who takes a photo of this and who shares said photo on the Internet … who does this to someone, period? We suppose the most positive spin we can put on the gnarliest selfie of 2014 so far (and very possibly for the whole year) is that Chris seems happy. If he becomes the kind of dude who posts disgusting PDA pics with his girlfriend online instead of raging against girls and guys alike? A net positive. Happy New year!
Pedo Beatdown…this is some video that went viral enough yesterday featuring a group of guys who lured in some pervert to fuck…only to beat him up when he showed up because being a pedo is wrong…not that fucking a 13 year old really makes you a peso…I think pedo requires little boys…but whatever…I’m not into this kind of bait and switching shit, even if pedophiles are natures’ worst…and the internet gave them a place to prosper…trapping people like this is kinda psychotic…if it’s even real, which I am going to assume it isn’t based on the fact you never see dudes face…seems fake as shit…but I’ll post it anyway…to remind you all to never meet anyone from the internet…ever
Pedo Beatdown…this is some video that went viral enough yesterday featuring a group of guys who lured in some pervert to fuck…only to beat him up when he showed up because being a pedo is wrong…not that fucking a 13 year old really makes you a peso…I think pedo requires little boys…but whatever…I’m not into this kind of bait and switching shit, even if pedophiles are natures’ worst…and the internet gave them a place to prosper…trapping people like this is kinda psychotic…if it’s even real, which I am going to assume it isn’t based on the fact you never see dudes face…seems fake as shit…but I’ll post it anyway…to remind you all to never meet anyone from the internet…ever
Former PR executive Justine Sacco has issued an apology over a tweet she sent last week before a flight to Africa that ended up costing her her job. Previously a Senior Director of Corporate Communications at IAC (which owns The Daily Beast , Match.com and other websites), she tweeted Friday: “Going to Africa. Hope I don’t get AIDS. Just kidding. I’m white!” The joke went viral and Justine Sacco was fired in short over. She has since apologized in a statement provided to ABC: “Words cannot express how sorry I am, and how necessary it is for me to apologize to the people of South Africa, who I have offended due to a needless and careless tweet.” “There is an AIDS crisis taking place in this country, which we read about in America, but do not live with or face on a continuous basis.” “Unfortunately, it is terribly easy to be cavalier about an epidemic one has never witnessed firsthand.” Justine Sacco Racist Tweet Sacco was fired from her job following the attempt at humor and the slew of backlash across the Internet that followed while she was en route to Africa. A hashtag #HasJustineLandedYet was among the top Twitter trends, while the story went viral and her (now-former) employer was forced to react quickly. IAC said in a statement last weekend: “The offensive comment does not reflect the views and values of IAC. We take this issue very seriously, and we have parted ways with the employee in question.” Between Justine and the controversy surrounding Phil Robertson , it’s been quite the week for political correctness, free speech and online furor.
