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Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This Ireland Baldwin hustle is pretty entertaining when it involves her taking her 18 year old, 6 foot tall, big enough titty, 150 pound body out to the beach and into a bikini…only to post pics on instagram because that’s the shit that gets her noticed, and when you have two famous parents, getting noticed becomes a bit of a thing, since you don’t want to always live in their shadows…if only life was this easy for the rest of us, and I am not making reference to her being a rich kid with opportunities, but rather a girl with a vagina..it’s like all a bitch has to do is get in a bikini and all of a sudden – she matters.

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Flash Robbing of the Day

This is a great news to me…people are finally using the internet to link up and do activities that are illegal…I mean…I guess that’s what the internet is based on and they have always been doing bad things on it…but this flash robbery is a sign of the future, the revolt against the system we are historically waiting for, because if 30 people raid a store and rob it, the chances of getting caught are less than one…there are strength in numbers and it’s just a matter of time before the criminal masterminds figure out that shit, 10,000 people against 100 cops…is pretty favourable numbers….

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Christina Ricci Upskirt for Twitter of the Day

Christina Ricci was an Original child star who old creepy men wanted to fuck because she was so hot…I remember she fell off around 18…rebelled, got tattoos, had huge tits, tits she ended up killing off in a breast reduction….which at the time was a tragedy, and now she’s pushing 40, and posting pics to the internet of her in a fridge, showing off her ripped fit as fuck legs….and I am kinda starting to remember her alien faced appeal like this was Addams Family Values or some shit…and I was masturbating in the back of the theatre or some shit…not that that ever happened…you can’t prove anything….there was no security cameras at the time.

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Madison Murray Hot Modelling of the Day

Madison Murray is a 23 year old Miami based model who is taking over the internet one picture at a time…. I don’t know where this shoot is from, but I found it on the internet….because I like models that are at this level in their career, accessible, sweet, eager and not tainted by Leonardo DiCaprio or Adam Levine’s dick…I’ve been following her instagram for a while and YOU SHOULD TOO …I mean if you like babes who take and post hot pics of themselves…which you should…

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Baby Polar Bear Takes First Steps, Totally Wins the Internet

Sorry, Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer . You are no longer the Internet’s most Must-See Video. The good folks at the Toronto Zoo have posted footage of a baby polar bear, born on November 9, taking his first steps. The cub is residing in the Wildlife Health Centre at the moment, but will eventually be free to roam in a far more open area. For now, all he really needs is a soft mat for when he topples over and all you really need to do is watch the most AWWWW-inspiring video you’ll find all day: Polar Bear Takes First Steps The person most stoked about this video? Jacqueline Bisset. It should help take attention away from her rambling Golden Globes speech .

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Houston Rockets Mascot Comes to Life, Scares Heck Out of Players

The Houston Rockets are currently hanging tough in the Western Conference, sitting at 23-13, good enough for fifth place overall. But that doesn’t mean the NBA players who comprise this squad actually are tough. Just consider their reactions when confronted by an inflatable mascot. An inflatable mascot who comes to life, we should say. In a terrific prank making its way around the Internet, the team casually strolls by Clutch the Bear at the start of a morning practice. He’s stationary and harmless. But when the players leave a few hours later, he leaps out at them and screams, causing Dwight Howard to drop the items in his hand and give the mascot a karate kick to the crotch. Watch now: Rockets Mascots Scares Players

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Train Operator of the Day

Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…

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Kate Upton for W Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is fat… I used to get hate mail for writing that, but for some reason I call being irrelevant, the hate mail stopped, but that couldn’t be possible, I run the premiere site on the internet, then I realized that it only stopped because people were being won over and started believing and agreeing with me that she was overrated, had a weird body, was just a sack of sloppy tits with a flat stomach, who was going to end up forgotten and obese…they understood she was just a pawn used to promote Sports Illustrated and make them money selling their magazines to the white trash they sell magazines to…it was always just a scam riding off her viral success…but for some reason the Fashion industry picked her up and here she is for W… I assume…it has everything to do with them trying to pretend they don’t only use skinny bitches… Either way here are the pics…

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Childish Gambino Announces ‘The Deep Web’ Tour On Spoof Sex Cam Site

Comedian turned rapper, Childish Gambino, has announced a North American tour following the success of his latest album “Because the Internet.” Gambino’s “The Deep Web…

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Cat Licks Ice Cream Cone, Loves Life

It’s been a tough run over the past few weeks for cats on the Internet. This one tried to leap from the car to the roof… and produced this epic GIF in the failed process. This one got snow kicked in his face, but did get the last laugh by violently attacking his culprit . Perhaps these felines would have been better off taking a load off, sitting back on the couch and enjoying an ice cream cone. Here. Let the following pet show you how it’s done, lick by delicious lick by delicious lick. This is the life, fellow kittens. Take note: Cat Loves Ice Cream!

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