This is perfectly timed paparazzi pics of Dakota Johnson on set of some movie in her panties, letting the public know she’s ready to be spanked and gagged in the 50 Shades movie she just booked thanks to being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter and Tippy Hedrum who was all creeped on by creeper Alfred Hitchcock …you know enough people in Hollywood to pretty much make anything for her happen…and for some reason, instead of being a doctor or a lawyer or even a philanthropist with a charity that saves fucking African Aids Babies or some shit, she’s chosen to get naked in hollywood movies, which I guess in a lot of ways makes her a vapid little cunt, but in other ways, makes her a lot of fun knowing that it’s just a matter of time before we see her spoiled brat cunt…on the big screen…I dig it. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…
Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…
Cody Rhodes’ Fiance Is Swirly Greatness If you watch wrestling, you’ll know about the saga of Cody Rhodes, who had a storyline where he got fired right before he gets married. Well, the Internet was buzzing about who his actual fiance was…her name is Brandi Reed and she’s incredible. And a woman of color! Who knew Cody had some swirly love going on. But what’s most important here is the fact that she’s got the goods. Peep the pics and fall in love. Lord knows we did. Continue reading →
Ireland Baldwin is such a rebellious teen…all 17 and posting pics of her posing like she just had shitty teen sex because even with all the porn these kids are exposed to…they still don’t know how to fuck…but they sure like letting people know they fuck because it makes them feel so mature…I blame being yelled at by her daddy and humiliated at a young age, or maybe it’s the hormones in the food, but then again, I was fucking at 17, and it’s not a big deal, but it’s fun to pretend it is, because that’s what the internet wants us to do…at least why else would Ireland Baldwin be posting shit like this, it’s just as easy to not post her “personal pics”…and next time, maybe she should post a pic before the orgasms…you know when it’s actually less of a post sex loving cuddle and more of a dirty ditch pig getting railed…
Married men with hit songs that don’t stop getting played on the radio that feature naked bitches with great tits in their video and that are about domesticating bitches are all the fucking same, perverts… I figure when a bitch marries a dude like this, you know an LA Rich kid who girls find hot, she knows that he’s either gonna stick his dick in other girls, or grab their asses when pics of them are being taken for the internet in front of a mirror so that everyone talks about it and it gets back to her, forcing him to either pretend it’s just the angle of the shot, or maybe, just maybe, his wife knows he’s fucking human and as long as his dick isn’t inside the bitch, it’s not that big of a fucking deal. Most married men are miserable. Robin Thicke, looks like he’s doing just fine…cuz sometimes just grabbing new ass…is enough to make you appreciate the one you have at home. Who cares…
Married men with hit songs that don’t stop getting played on the radio that feature naked bitches with great tits in their video and that are about domesticating bitches are all the fucking same, perverts… I figure when a bitch marries a dude like this, you know an LA Rich kid who girls find hot, she knows that he’s either gonna stick his dick in other girls, or grab their asses when pics of them are being taken for the internet in front of a mirror so that everyone talks about it and it gets back to her, forcing him to either pretend it’s just the angle of the shot, or maybe, just maybe, his wife knows he’s fucking human and as long as his dick isn’t inside the bitch, it’s not that big of a fucking deal. Most married men are miserable. Robin Thicke, looks like he’s doing just fine…cuz sometimes just grabbing new ass…is enough to make you appreciate the one you have at home. Who cares…
It always amazes me when a person reaches a certain level of fame and success they don’t just back the fuck out of it and sit on their pile of money made on a lie…but rather decide to really try to push the boundaries and take another stab at being this unique “artist” because that’s what the fans want, when really the fans don’t actually give a fuck either way, they just think they do, and they will be the first person to call you out on your bullshit once you’re second attempt at one-upping yourself crashes and burns…. It’s like Gaga had options, either bow down and semi-retire and be forgotten which her record execs probably wouldn’t have liked, come out with an album and act the same level of weird she did the last time around, or come out with an album and be totally normal, because you know she’s totally normal under all that bullshit insecurity…but instead she said “i am going to go weirder”….and I think it’s just fail…she’s pushing it as far as she can and even the more loyal fan, the gay dude blinded by all things gaga, will see her for the try hard lie that she is… But at least she’s more into showing her tits this time around, even if she’s fucking ugly…tits are still worth staring at. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Samantha Gradoville is not very famous. She has barely any internet fans. Seriously, I know ratchet whores with shitty fake tits who have a stronger fan base than her and those girls don’t even have fucking jobs…We call those instagram models who know how to work the internet proper, while this Samantha Gradoville bitch is an actual model who knows how to get paid for the pictures taken of her….and she’s fucking awesome, at least when those pictures being taken of her are half naked thanks to modelling underwear…something that pretty much always amazing even when fat chicks do it but mainly just for the comedic purpose when fat chicks do it… Either way, this bitch is awesome, let’s make her famous…
Her name is Tami Erin, which is convenient because it sounds like a porn name, and she is probably best known for being Pipi Longstocking in the 80s TV show…here she comes… No one remembers….but she’s trying to make people remember her by posting suggestive pics of herself on Twitter looking’ like a whore who fucks on camera on a twitter….and fucking on camera…because she has virtually no following…and a sex tape scandal can fix that…. The storyline of the scandal is that her ex is shopping the sex tape around, and TMZ has already seen the clips, but without Tami Erin Longstocking singing off on the shit, legally no one can do anything with it, otherwise people could get arrested, because it is porn…. That doesn’t mean you won’t get to see it, it just means that she’s playing the victim angle so that when you do see it, she comes across as someone who has nothing to do with any of this shit, even though she poses in her underwear on the internet, and seems like someone desperate enough to do something like this, pretending to not be the mastermind, hoping it leads to a Dancing with the stars gig, because really what else is there out there for her. The fact is, with porn, she legally has to sign documents and releases…Kim Kardashian had to do it, Paris had to do it. These leaks are all staged. No one has heard of Tami Erin, and anyone who is still a fan of hers is seriously a fucking creeper, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t watch her fuck….because I would….especially since I know she’s a whore just by looking at her twitter pics…and I love watching whores fuck on camera…even when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring….especially when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring…it’s just a level of desperation I appreciate. Here are some of her pics…to get you ready for her big re-launch…
