There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.
Nina Agdal got dumped by Adam Levine, so she’s doing the only rational thing a girl who has been dumped can do, and that is post slutty fucking pictures on the internet because slutty pictures on the internet are the best way to get revenge from a dude who is already engaged to another model who looks less retarded than you, and who clearly cares about what you are up to, like you were more than just a hot body to fuck while one break with his girlfriend….but at least it attracts male attention…attention you need to feel like you’re hot now that you’ve been shit on…after such a great year of being loved from everyone…
I am a firm believer that anyone who reads this site is a comic book reading virgin loser, the kind of social awkward weirdo who lives in his mom’s basement and smells of stale cum because he’s used his sweat pants to wipe his dick off the last 4 years and never bothered washing them because he doesn’t have to. You know just a dude with a bucket of his own sperm that he’s saving to carve into a inanimate vagina he can fuck…someone totally normal who can get off to comic books because they’ve never had real pussy and comic book pussy is enough to get them going…. I just assume anyone having sex isn’t on the internet, but rather, having sex…I am old school like that and I forget that everyone uses the internet now…and the internet is not just a weird spot for select few perverts looking for weird fucking fetish porn and random sexual encounters… So I figure I’ll give you this hardcore Wolverine XXX clip because turning your favorite nerd shit into hardcore porn is probably pretty awesome for you… To find out more visit VISIT VIVID
Miley Cyrus has invoked many reactions via her Video Music Awards performance . The mother of Robin Thicke is confused . Rihanna and One Direction are unimpressed . But Hank and Marie Schrader of AMC’s Breaking Bad ? They are simply speechless. She’s doing WHAT with a foam finger? The giant teddy bears are on stage… WHY? There are many questions to ask as a result of this routine, but one thing is certain: The Internet user who created this mash-up deserves a cold pint of Schraderbrau. Breaking Bad Characters: Disgusted by Miley Cyrus
I don’t know if this is Cheryl Cole’s tattooed ass…but apparently it isn’t some April Fools in August because she’s obscure prank…but rather a real fucking tattoo that covers her entire ass and back of some English roses….that from one perspective give her a reason to post pics of her thonged ass on the internet…now I don’t like tattooed bitches, but for some reason I kinda water these flowers with my toxic semen, or more importantly, live another 40 years to see these motherfuckers wilt away…as she sags into disgusting… I mean this is pretty crazy…another popstar gone nuts…but I guess this gutter bitch has had shitty tattoos forever…this is just keeping up the trend….I wonder if this was just all one big move to cover up her herpes scabs…who cares.
In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance….. So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand… We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless. But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all… Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are… So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me. I figure, any excuse for a girl to twerk, even a white girl pop star…even a SURFER …is good enough for me…I’m into it. So hate all you want haters…this Miley mission works for me….. All this to say…at least it is better than Kate Upton dancing…
Can’t keep a good child down 3-Year-Old Shot In The Head Inside NY Apartment Via NYDailyNews A 3-year-old boy was shot in the head inside his Brooklyn apartment early Saturday, cops and neighbors said. The little boy, who neighbors identified as Terrell, miraculously survived when the bullet pierced his skull inside the E. 21st St. apartment in Flatbush about 3:30 a.m., cops said. The child was rushed to Kings County Hospital, where he was listed in critical but stable condition. Terrell was inside the second-floor apartment with a woman babysitter and another man when he was wounded. It was not immediately clear if the child was hit by a round fired outside or inside the apartment, but detectives were quizzing the man who was with the boy when he was shot, sources said. Neighbors said little Terrell, who was born prematurely, survived a dog attack several months ago. This boy has been through a LOT to only be 3-years-old… “(His mother) had a pitbull and the dog attacked the baby,” said one neighbor, Jay Nichols, 36. “He was just recovering from that. The dog bit him in the side. He had to wear a colostomy bag…He’s three years old. He shouldn’t have to live in these kind of conditions.” Nichols said the resilient Terrell had a smile on his face during their last encounter a couple of weeks ago. “He looked happy,” Nichols recalled “Like he was just getting over the dog bite. Now this…I’m p—ed off. He’s just a little kid.” Our thoughts and prayers are with Terrell and his entire family. Hopefully the police are able to determine HOW this child was shot and the guilty party is prosecuted accordingly. Image via NYDailyNews/Marc A. Hermann Continue reading →
Get up Jody! Get up! First Ginuwine’s dopey morning TV performance , now this? What is really good with how TGT likes to party? Around 1 am the internet was abuzz with rumors that Tyrese fainted during a party at popular D.C. nightclub The Park. What do you think happened? Too many drinks and not enough food and rest? These artists really go too hard sometimes. We can’t really see too well from the footage what happened. Tyrese has yet to mention the incident, but he did post some footage from his night on IG along with this tweet: We hope he’s okay! On another note, have y’all been checking for the new TGT album? Continue reading →
It’s the news that has shaken the Internet to its core: Ben Affleck will portray Batman in the July 2015 Man of Steel sequel. The Argo star will be paired opposite Henry Cavill as Superman in the upcoming blockbuster, prompting many movie fans to wonder: Hmmm… which of these superheroes would I rather see outside of his cape and tights, if you know what we mean? Compare. Contrast. Drool. Decide and vote now: And the Winner is? Ben Affleck Click Here To Vote for Ben Henry Cavill Click Here To Vote for Henry Henry Cavill or Ben Affleck? Superman or Batman? Which of these superhero stars would you rather see WITHOUT his cape on? View Poll »
French prosecutors have launched an investigation after a video showing a police officer beating a black woman with a baton and spraying tear gas directly into her face sparked outrage. Interior Minister Manuel Valls said Tuesday that prosecutors in the central city of Tours had ordered the IGPN police internal affairs branch to investigate after the video, called “Shame on the French police”, was posted on the Internet on Sunday. “An investigation has been opened. The matter has been referred to the IGPN,” Valls said. “We need the whole truth and full transparency… The police must be irreproachable, the vast majority of police officers carry out difficult and remarkable work.” youtube http://news.asiaone.com/
