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Ho Sit Down: Fox News Host Says George Zimmerman Was Justified In Killing Trayvon Martin Because The Teenager “Might Have Been Violent” From Smoking That Sticky Icky

Leave Trayvon alone! Fox News Host Says Trayvon Martin May Have Been Violent People just keep showing their racism with this Trayvon Martin case. It’s the O.J. Simpson trial all over again. According to Raw Story Fox News host Gregg Jarrett suggested on Monday that George Zimmerman might have been justified in killing Trayvon Martin because the teen “may have been violent” from smoking some sticky icky. During a break in jury selection for Zimmerman’s trial, Jarrett told viewers of Fox News’ live Internet broadcast that the judge had tried to restrict the evidence to facts related to the day of the shooting. “She’s said we’re not going to have any of this stuff introduced as evidence about the history of Trayvon Martin, whether he had a history of getting involved in fights, making threats, drug use, gun use, being suspended from school and so on and so forth,” he observed. Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns pointed out that the judge may allow evidence that Martin had drugs in his system at the time of his death. “If an M.E. — a medical examiner — takes the witness stand and says he was high on drugs based on toxicology, how does that play?” Jarrett wondered. “That’s a very good question,” Burns agreed. “If he is high, he may have acted irrationally and may have been violent,” Jarrett opined. Burns noted that the prosecution could argue “the reverse spin, which is the effect of drugs making you more mellow.” “If it’s in his system, that’s a fact that the jury is entitled to know,” Burns added. “But again to repeat our point, it can cut both ways. You could call an expert to say that drugs doesn’t make you violent.” Speaking on the online Internet video broadcast last week, Jarrett offered the opinion that Zimmerman “has already been punished” for killing Martin because he “looks like he’s put on a hundred pounds.” It doesn’t matter if he got high or not. He still didn’t deserve to be gunned down like an animal.

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DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces. In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool… It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family. So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson. The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

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Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the > Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut… I’m a fan… “hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs. I think he coulda done better…. To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candy Crush Saga Movie Trailer: Fake! Funny!

An Angry Birds movie really is in the works. So why not a film based on Candy Crush Saga, right? Considering it’s the most downloaded mobile game in the world at the moment? That may very well take place… but there are no actual plans for it right now. Still, that hasn’t stopped an Internet user from creating a hilarious trailer for a big screen version of Candy Crush, referencing Fruit Ninja, Draw Something and other games in the multi-minute preview. It’s been viewed over 2.2 million times on YouTube, so don’t be left out. Hurry up and press Play now! Candy Crush Movie Trailer

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Get Well Soon: Paris Jackson Is In Stable Condition, Still Hasn’t Grieved Michael’s Death

We can’t decide if Paris needs an azz whoopin’ or the hand of Jesus. Paris Still Hasn’t Grieved Michael’s Death All jokes aside maybe Paris really never grieved her father’s death and that’s why she is so phucked up. We will pray for her. According to TMZ Paris Jackson is stable and doing OK … but she’s dealing with some pretty heavy issues, including the fact that she hasn’t dealt with Michael Jackson’s death — this according to sources connected with the Jackson family. Our sources say Paris — who’s currently receiving psychological help at UCLA Medical Center — has indeed felt bullied, but NOT by schoolmates. We’re told Paris has had an obsession with comments people leave about her on social media and websites — and the negative comments “really get to her.” Our sources say she currently does not have access to her phone or the Internet, so the problem is temporarily solved. Paris, one source says, is a “rebel.” We’ve learned Paris almost got expelled from school after punching a student who “talked smack about her father.” We’re told Debbie Rowe has expressed deep concern about some of the friends Paris has been hanging with — friends who she believes have been a bad influence. And there’s this … we’re told the shrinks who have been helping Paris believe she has not really gone through the grieving process over her dad’s death. In other words, a lot of emotional upset has been building for nearly 4 years. We’re told when Paris gets out of UCLA … she and Debbie Rowe are going away together for 6 to 8 weeks so she can get better. Our sources say Debbie feels very strongly it’s important to get her the hell out of L.A. for the summer. We’re guilty of being critical of Paris, but if our comments “really get to her,” we’ll back off.

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Mr. Marcus Apologetic About Spreading STD, Says He Thought His Syphilis Was “Just A Rash” So He Threw Some Lotion On That Jawn And It “Looked Better” [Video]

SMH @ trying to treat syphilization with Carmex! The homies at Baller Alert got into a Twitter tiff with adult film star Mr. Marcus about his case of dirty peen and he decided to come clean about it with them . Here’s what he had to say: On Whether He Intentionally Infected His Co-Stars With Syphilis “I did not go out there and try to f***ing intentionally get anybody infected. From my heart man, up to God, I thought it was something that was just a skin rash. I went out and bought some damn Carmex lotion (it’s an everyday hydrating lotion), I put it on [my schlong] and I thought it made it look better. That coupled with things going on with my hands, little brown spots or whatever, I looked things up on the internet and I’m telling you, only thing that came up was a vitamin deficiency and that I need more vitamins. I went out and bought vitamins and Carmex. Syphilis is called the great imitator it supposedly looks like other diseases, problems, symptoms and it’s never related to just a std. 20 years in this business and only STD’s I was aware of is gonorrhea and chlamydia. You gotta understand that when I worked with that girl I had a FRESH test. NOTHING came back saying, hey you need to go to the doctor, get a checkup, a shot, not a single damn thing. I used the lotion and it made it look better.” On Wishing He Handled The Situation Differently “In hindsight, I wish I did it way differently but I DID NOT KNOW and I wanna make that very clear. By the time my doctor’s appointment came around, back on July 11th or so, he was like ‘your symptoms look like it could be syphilis.’ First time I ever heard that word. The doctor said it’s easy, it’s a simple fix (shot in the rear), a simple bacteria, look it up, syphilis is non contagious 24 hours after that shot. The medicines worked because not a single person I worked with before, during, or after that shoot was infected and that’s the truth, that’s the bottom f***ing line.” On How His Life Has Changed Since The Syphilis News Broke “I’ve lost a lot. I’ve struggled because of this. I just had to go to court, to jail and been on the front page news. I paid the price. I wasn’t trying to f*** anybody over. I went and got the shot and did exactly what the doctor told me to do. I even waited 11 days (before having sex). It’s unfortunate I went through this s**t, it’s part of being in the adult film industry. STD’s DO happen. It happens. People catch STD’s often. You know what the difference is? They get privacy. They go through it in a private matter and nobody has to know, they go get it treated and come back and get re-tested.” On People Learning From His Mistakes “The most important thing if you’re a young man/sister having sex, go get tested, look for things, go to your doctor, do it regularly especially, if you’re promiscuous. If you really ain’t sure throw on a condom and you won’t have to go through what I’m going through. I hope all this s**t is for a reason and people learn a lesson from it. A lot of people don’t know, get embarrassed and feel ashamed because they have a STD, that’s what makes people hide it because people make ‘em feel like s**t if you test positive and especially if you’re promiscuous.” Do you think that Mr. Marcus should be forgiven by the public since he’s taken responsibility for what happened? Maybe Foxy Brown should speak up on his behalf?

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Kendall Jenner Sleazes Up Instagram Of the Day

If you’re like me, and have the capacity to see past the fact that this chick is a Kardashian…you know thanks to being 17, half naked, thin, and built like a model…then these pics are for you… There’s something really vapid and useless about a girl who has all the money and connections in the world, who only wants one thing, and that is to be a Victoria’s Secret model, something that based on some of the Victoria’s Secret choices, is bound to happen…. You know she could choose to be anything, from a Doctor to saving AIDS Babies in Africa, but all she wants is to be half naked in a bikini… Genius. At least for those of us who like girls who like being in bikinis and are willing to do anything to get it, like practice for social media. The whole thing is pretty horrible, but then again, she’s a Kardashian, that’s kinda their thing.

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Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Here is the token ethnic girl for Victoria’s Secret. You see, because they have to Her name is Gracie Carvalho…I like that she’s got the word “HO” in her name, just because it makes me laugh, even if it means nothing. I am easily entertained, like a hamster, just put a half naked chick in front of me and I can stare at the shit for hours, even though girls on my Facebook don’t like hearing it when I tell them that I stared at their pics all fucking night, and I mean it. I have low testosterone, I need to really commit to cum to their vacation photos….. All this to say, Victoria’s Secret catalog pics fucking suck, they are boring, they are photoshopped, there are no hard nipples or pussy lip slips, but I’ll still look at em as a memory of a time when I jerked off to the catalog before the internet…

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Corgi Puppy Gets Hiccups, Delights Web

​An adorable Corgi puppy named Biscuit recently got the hiccups. Obviously, it was cute, and the Internet was delighted. Aww. Watch below and *hiccup* with joy: Puppy Has Hiccups No word if Biscuit’s human companions tried to give the puppy a bowl of water to drink upside down, or attempted to scare the hiccups out of him. Or just filmed it to exploit online. Most likely that.

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Birds Of A Feather: Jackie Christie Defends “Basketball Wives L.A.” Co-Star “Draya Is A Good Parent!”

Takes one to know one, riiiiiiiiight? Draya is receiving support from one of her “Basketball Wives: LA” costars” after enduring the wrath of Twitter during her “106 and Park” appearance this week. During an interview with CocoaFab this week Jackie Christie came to Draya’s defense: “You know, it’s unfortunate and I feel really sorry. Knowing Draya personally, I adore her. People say I bullied her and it was never that. I’ve always looked at her like a little sister. I learn from her just like she learns from me,” she says of her controversial costar. “Draya is a good parent. She really is and it’s unfortunate that stuff that was put on the internet is haunting her now. Draya loves her baby and she’s a great mom. She’s working hard and trying to make a living just like everyone else and I definitely support her.“ Can Jackie really talk though? Remember all the flack she got for mistreating her oldest daughter on last season of BBWLA? Nice of her to support tho! Hit the flip to find out if Jackie is getting along with former rival Laura Govan these days. Continue reading →