Get ready for Titanic SUPER 3D!! With Titanic 3D about to set sail into theaters, the Internet came up with a great parody trailer of James Cameron’s epic film … as seen through the directorial visions of George Lucas, Michael Bay and J.J. Abrams instead! We would totally go see this. Picture exploding passengers, sea monsters and Storm Troopers. Enjoy. Titanic SUPER 3D Trailer (Parody)
Maria Fowler is some pudgy bitch who doesn’t matter, but who the paparazzi, probably follow because she pays them, to help increase her stock as some low level Pam Anderson without the acting credits, who pretty much gets naked for money, so working class chimney sweepers can jerk off to her, since they don’t get the internet, but do grasp the concept of taking their blue collar money to the store when buying beer and cigarettes to pick up a Lad Mag….because looking at these bitches is far more pleasurable than looking at their casserole making, white trash, hamburger helper eating, pig wives, but then again, so is any bitch with a set of teeth…. Wondering why I am posting it if I hate the bitch so much? My love for bikinis, especially when too small, jacked up a pussy and titties exploding out of it, it kinda cancels out all things horrible about the bitch…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
James Cameron ’s Titanic is a stunningly realistic portrayal of a sinking ship , but apparently it just got more real for at least a handful of people. According to some tweets that are making the rounds, some younger Americans had no idea until now that the “unsinkable” cruise liner existed and did in fact hit an iceberg and sink in the Atlantic 100 years ago. What? They didn’t watch Downton Abbey and put two and two together either? (Note: Just like the deceased would-be heirs of Downton, Jack and Rose are fictional. Though something tells us many of the Titanic’s passengers probably had acting abilities comparable to Billy Zane’s.) Instead of ridiculing these youths for being ignorant of a fairly remarkable historic event and complaining about Idiocracy becoming more factual each day, let’s turn this into a teaching moment. Here are nine other films that depict a very real thing that happened in human history: Pearl Harbor In case the reference didn’t register at the time, there was a real Day of Infamy behind those insipid comments on Twitter a year ago about the Japanese earthquake and tsunami being payback for Pearl Harbor. Those jerks weren’t talking about the Ben Affleck movie, but a real military strike that happened. The movie that tells the sobering story of the naval base attack in 1941, in which 2,402 Americans were killed, was directed by Michael Bay (which seems like a joke but is true). Apollo 13 The three-man crew on the Apollo 13 mission really did spend four bleak days in their spacecraft after an oxygen tank exploded on the service module. What had been planned as the third manned moon landing instead became a harrowing effort to make it back to Earth safely. The drama captivated the nation on television in 1970, a time before the Internet. The Perfect Storm Before George Clooney and his perfectly disheveled beard hairs set sail in 2000, the dangerous storm that swept away the Andrea Gail fishing vessel really occurred, serving as the basis for the ill-fated film of the same name. Some of the facts in the movie have been disputed, but the 1991 nor’easter/hurricane did in fact collide in what many referred to as “the perfect storm.” The Killing Fields The mass killings by the Khmer Rouge in the mid- to late 1970s might be difficult for even Cambodian youths to fathom, but the story of journalists Dith Pran and Sydney Schanberg was very real. The two were covering the fall of the capital to the regime, and at the time, many journalists managed to flee. Pran was stranded but ended up escaping the death camps. He coined the phrase “killing fields,” the mass grave sites of which there are a mind-boggling 20,000. Alive A chartered flight really did crash in the Andes in 1972, and survivors stayed alive by eating the flesh of dead passengers. Sixteen of them were rescued two months later when Uruguayans Nando Parrado (played in the film by Ethan Hawke) and Roberto Canessa climbed through the mountains for 10 days to seek help. All the President’s Men Wondering where the “-gate” suffix originated? Decades before Weinergate, a little scandal called Watergate happened, and journalists Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein were there to reveal the truth behind the wrongdoing and President Nixon’s involvement in it. The film is an adaptation of the reporters’ book, which was based on their investigative reporting in an era before “truthiness.” Silkwood Another pop culture reference is about to make sense to many: A “Silkwood shower” isn’t just something germophobes want to take after they get off the subway. It’s a term derived from a scene in which plutonium plant worker Karen Silkwood (Meryl Streep) is, horrifically, contaminated with radiation. Silkwood really did die mysteriously as she planned to reveal wrongdoing at the plant in the mid-’70s. GoodFellas Based on the book Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi, GoodFellas recounts the dirty deeds of Henry Hill and Co. Hill, who became an FBI informant, was a member of the Lucchese crime family and was involved in the also-real Lufthansa heist, among other crimes. Hill’s still out there somewhere, being forced to eat “egg noodles and ketchup” instead of spaghetti with marinara. United 93 After terrorists hijacked United Flight 93 on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001, passengers and crew learned of the strikes on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Those aboard refused to let the plane hit its intended target, likely a government building in Washington, D.C., and planned to storm the cockpit. Some liberties were taken regarding whether they successfully entered the cockpit, but unless you believe conspiracy theorists, the plane did crash in a field in Pennsylvania.
By now you’ve probably heard that Facebook bought Instagram , the popular photo editing app and social network, for $1 billion, but if you didn’t use the Internet as much, you wouldn’t be so in-the-loop. Such is the case at the Los Angeles Famer’s Market, who’s patronage seems to be more of the senior variety. So Jimmy Kimmel decided to perform an experiment and take a camera and microphone and ask… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : TV Squad Discovery Date : 11/04/2012 07:41 Number of articles : 2
I’ve just recently fallen in internet love with this Xenia Deli chick, her name still sounds like something you’d have your dermatologist lance, but she certainly knows how to get my attention. Here she is modeling some hot assed Fredrick’s Of Hollywood underwear and lingerie and all that good stuff. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, hot girls are kind of distracting to me and this one is…. What was I talking about?
I used to make fun of Hayden Panettiere’s midget body….not because I don’t like midgets…or short girls…but because she was broad shouldered and built like a hormonally stunted gymnast from behind the iron curtain….but then I found out from the internet that she was a child sex worker for her mom and dad and their sick friends…which made sense even if untrue….because that type of shit always happens amongst the rich and famous….but also because it would explain her stunted growth…kinda like how the abused chick gets her period at 9….you know…it fucks with kids at their core….especially when the hormones being stunted were being fed to her by her mother to delay her becoming a woman….so that her friends could get a few more years out of her….unless the story is a lie…. Hayden Panettiere has a fan base….lots of nerds thanks to her superhero show….along with those Hollywood execs who “taught her the ropes”…and they’ll be happy to see her happy in a bikini….a bikini that could be on any body and that I’d still look at trying to figure out a way to jerk off to….I’m a problem solver like that. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
It is nice to see that Rachel Bilson’s level of relevance and her strong command of her career has led her to doing fetish porn videos for the internet of clothed girls wearing clothes eating frozen chocolate covered ice cream treats….there’s really content for every fucking pervert and their weird as fuck fetishes….but more importatntly…there’s always a low level bitch hungry from money, attention, fame, exposure, who has no shame cuz her daddy or uncle used to touch her, willing to get on camera and do it….not that sucking on ice cream for masturbating freaks everywhere means you’re molested and fucked up with lots of issues….but I like to view it as the gateway fetish video that leads to one day being strapped down and shit on… UPDATE: Turns out this is a commercial for Magnum ice cream bars….playing on the fact that some people, like me, get off to girls eating, sucking and having high calorie treats dripping off their chin cuz it reminds me of them sucking dick….so Bilson hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…she’s just on her way to rock bottom….and low level ad campaigns endorsing product…is the proof…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Obviously I didn’t know who the hell this Indiana Evans hottie was, this is the first I’m hearing of her, but thanks to the magic of the internet I discovered she’s an Australian actress and she’s filming a remake of The Blue Lagoon . That and she looks pretty amazing in a sexy little bikini. I’ll take it. Wait, they’re remaking this crap again? Do we really need another movie about a shipwrecked hottie exploring her sexuality…. Hell yes.
Say what you will about James Cameron ’s epic 1997 romance Titanic , but everyone in the universe has seen it, sniffled at it, or at least has had its iconic moments indelibly seared into their brains. (Don’t even get me started on the soul-piercing power of “My Heart Will Go On.”) When it comes to Titanic fandom, 15 years of romantic obsession plus the internet have yielded quite the bounty of fan-made Titanic creations. Naturally, with Titanic 3-D steering towards theaters this week, Movieline searched near, far, and all across YouTube in search of the best of them. Go in search of Titanic fan videos and you’ll find more than your fill of amateur home video reenactments and remixes. Apparently anyone with a camera who’s gone on a cruise in the years since Titanic has done some measure of the “I’m the king of the world!” while running around the lido deck (and who can blame them). But not many folks have turned their Titanic obsessions into cats-singing-Celine Dion videos, tributes in LEGO, or… well, just scroll down to countdown to what’s probably the best (and inevitably creepy) Titanic fan clip of all time. Titanic II : If Jack Had Lived It’s the number one fantasy among Titanic romantics: What if Jack had lived? Why did he have to die, dammit! WHY DID ROSE LET GO?? In this fantasy mash-up of Titanic and 2008’s Revolutionary Road , which reunited Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet onscreen, Jack and Rose walk off the Titanic and go on to become miserable suburban marrieds… if only they could get away to Paris, to Jack’s old stomping grounds, like they’d once dreamed! Further viewing: Titanic vs. Inception , which illustrates the popular idea that Jack Dawson didn’t freeze to death one that one fateful night… but rather woke up on the beach years later in Inception . Dead Cat Orchestra – My Heart Will Go On Celine Dion’s heart-wrenching love ballad… as sung by two mewling dying cats. Also see: Cat-Tanic . That one Hanson music video I vaguely remembered this momentous meeting of Titanic ‘s Gloria Stuart, Hanson, and Weird Al from Hanson’s pop culture crossroads. “I’ll never forget that night… it was right after I got my Hanson tattoo!” Sorry for this one. Lego Titanic 3D trailer spoof There are a lot of terrible Titanic LEGO videos on the internet, kids, but this one keeps it short and sweet.