The folks over at Filmdrunk have given us the essential character traits of America’s greatest nebbish filmmaker through a dissection of the various actors (and one actress!) who have stepped in to play the “Woody Allen Surrogate” in some of his recent movies. Enjoy the stuttering, overly intellectualized musings of Owen Wilson, Kenneth Branagh, John Cusack, Will Ferrell and others as they all pretend… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : A.V. Club Discovery Date : 15/06/2011 20:41 Number of articles : 2
The folks over at Filmdrunk have given us the essential character traits of America’s greatest nebbish filmmaker through a dissection of the various actors (and one actress!) who have stepped in to play the “Woody Allen Surrogate” in some of his recent movies. Enjoy the stuttering, overly intellectualized musings of Owen Wilson, Kenneth Branagh, John Cusack, Will Ferrell and others as they all pretend… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : A.V. Club Discovery Date : 15/06/2011 20:41 Number of articles : 2
There were a lot of rumors about Selena Gomez floating around the internet over the last week or so because she was in and out of the hospital, turns out she just had a belly ache or something like that. Anyhow, she’s back on stage and looking as cute as ever in her little shorts showing off her legs. I’m just happy that the rumors about her having a Bieber baby were just internet speculation. Two teenage superstars crossbreeding? Nobody needs that. more pictures of Selena Gomez here
We just can’t wrap our heads around animals who get off on the disgusting images of babies being molested and sexually exploited. It makes no sense. And some of these people are working with kids!!! The man pictured above is one of 26 such depraved characters who were recently arrested in a widespread bust of New York kiddie porn enthusiasts. Twenty six perverts, including a substitute public school teacher, have been busted on charges of keeping a stomach-turning kiddie porn stash on their computers, prosecutors said Tuesday. “The defendants in these cases traded images of child sexual assault the way that others trade baseball cards,” prosecutor Cyrus Vance said. “They were curators of their collections, who carefully labeled, sorted and shared their cache with others.” The DA’s office conducted the probe with federal authorities. The parade of purported perverts included a Harvard-educated lawyer, a building super, a banker, a bartender, a high school student and a National Guard member. One of the suspects worked at Alice’s Tea Cup on Amsterdam Ave., an Alice in Wonderland-themed teahouse that caters to parents and children. “Their professions are as diverse as our city,” Vance said. The tens of thousands of pictures were as vile as anything ever discovered by law enforcers, including a 3-year-old getting raped in a bathtub and a 5-year-old forced to perform oral sex. “These images are not pornography or pictures of erotica intended for sexual excitement,” Vance said. “These are babies, these are toddlers.” Vance released details about the ring after a Manhattan substitute teacher pleaded not guilty Tuesday to trading child pornography files – including graphic sex videos – over the internet. Joshua Ruiz, 32, who has been teaching at four public schools in Manhattan, was hauled into Manhattan Supreme Court on a grand jury indictment charging him with felony possession and distribution of sexual performances by children. He faces seven years behind bars. While demanding that Ruiz be held on $35,000 bail, prosecutors described online chats they said they found on Ruiz’s home computer since he was first busted in May – including discussing the abuse of his 3-year-old nephew. They said they may bring more charges relating to the chats. “I’m so jealous of you,” Ruiz told one chat buddy who described having sex with a 12-year-old boy, prosecutors told the judge. “Where do you meet them?” Ruiz asked, according to Assistant District Attorney Lauren Gretina. “How do you approach them?” Prosecutors say Ruiz’ computer chats also involved the father of a 3-month-old baby girl, who described having sex with the infant, officials said. “I would love to be a part of it, even, at least, if you could let me just watch,” Ruiz told the dad, Gretina said. The prosecutor said Ruiz – who came to court with his mother, who he lives with on W. 170th St., and his pastor – spoke about sexually abusing his own 3-year-old nephew during one chat. Despite that claim, Ruiz told investigators, “I have never touched a child sexually in any way,” court papers show. And prosecutors said they have not spoken to the parents of the child. A woman answering the door at Ruiz’s apartment Tuesday said he wasn’t there. “I’m not talking to nobody,” the woman said in Spanish. The documents say Ruiz admitted to having child porn on his computer. “The downloading of child pornography got to be an obsession,” prosecutors say he told investigators. “I have about 50-100 child pornography files on my computer now.” Official said Ruiz used computer from 2009 to 2011 to access the porn. The judge let Ruiz stay out on the $15,000 bail set after his arrest. Ruiz lawyer, Marc Laykind, maintained his client was innocent. Ruiz has been a substitute teacher in public schools since September 2008, most recently at PS 199, PS166, PS 111 and PS 333 in Manhattan. An agency spokeswoman said he was removed from the classroom on May 4, when we was arrested and had no prior criminal record when he was hired. We don’t understand what’s taking them so long to investigate whether this Ruiz character actually molested his nephew. Clearly you can’t take his word for anything! And why the hell is this guy out roaming the streets like a free man still — talkin’ about watching some sicko rape his own baby. Just nasty!
The NBC station in Salt Lake City has informed the network that it will not air the new series “The Playboy Club” because the affiliate does not want to be associated with the Playboy brand. MTV Cancels Kiddie Porn TV Show “Skins” “For us, the issue is about the Playboy brand, something we believe is associated with pornography and something we don’t want to further in our programming,” Michelle Torsak, programming chief at station KSL. The drama series, produced by Ron Howard/Brian Grazer’s Imagine Television (with 20th Century Fox TV), stars Eddie Cibrian as one of the patrons of the original Playboy Club in 1960s Chicago. Halle Berry Re-Invents Her Body & Career In its newscast item Monday morning to announce its decision not to air “The Playboy Club,” KSL noted that its parent company is a sponsor of an Out in the Light Campaign, “which seeks to educate people on problems associated with viewing sexually explicit material.” In that campaign, the company is partnered with a group called Utah Coalition Against Pornography. The chairwoman of the coalition, Pamela Atkinson, noted in a guest editorial on KSL that “on television, in movie theaters, in music, on the Internet, virtually everywhere — you can find an outlet for material which we find pornographic, or at least, objectionable.” “There is a growing body of research,” Atkinson continued, “that shows exposure to such material indeed leads to many personal and social problems.” Which Artist Did You Vote To Bring Back To Life? [POLL] BLACK MUSIC MOMENT #49: Black Entertainment Television Debuts 5 MUSICAL MOVIES WE LOVE: “The Wiz”
Apparently Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd with her electrical tape clad titties yesterday, cuz she’s starved for attention, showing the world just how rock she is, cuz she just doesn’t give a fuck, you see years of being a childstar make you hard…..you know essentially nothing but a bullshit hustle, for a bullshit girl, who will have no choice but to fuck on camera when she finally does turn 18, cuz that’s where she’s at right now….. The whole Taylor thing is useless and waste of time, or as useless and a waste of time as a teen flashing her tits can be, which I guess isn’t really useless or a waste of time at all, but she’s still a fucking try hard joke who shouldn’t exist….even if she wins us perverts over. On a side note, I’m so good at the internet I got you this genius clip of the flashing… You’d think people coulda got some better footage…Oh well. To See All The Hot Taped Up Titty Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied….. She’s in a bikini, even though there should be a cut off date, just based on principle, where a bitch shouldn’t be allowed in a bikini, even if she’s not fat and people can still jerk off to her in a bikini, cuz we need to lead by fucking example, as more 35 year olds don’t look like this, so we don’t want them getting any ideas that make them think that they do….or that they can pull it off too…cuz more 35 year olds are moms with mom bodies not ex heroin addict bodies…. But then again, who really cares about what I think…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied….. She’s in a bikini, even though there should be a cut off date, just based on principle, where a bitch shouldn’t be allowed in a bikini, even if she’s not fat and people can still jerk off to her in a bikini, cuz we need to lead by fucking example, as more 35 year olds don’t look like this, so we don’t want them getting any ideas that make them think that they do….or that they can pull it off too…cuz more 35 year olds are moms with mom bodies not ex heroin addict bodies…. But then again, who really cares about what I think…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to…. More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something.. Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…
So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to…. More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something.. Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…