Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out. It’s interesting that people find her hot. I get that when she was first cast on the show to play some teenager who still breast fed on Sofia Vergara’s tits, things were a little erotic for the creepers into that, you know there were a lot of them, seeing as how popular the show Modern Family was, despite there being better things to spend your time doing…like watching Internet porn. She hasn’t aged well, she’s got some Michael Jackson vibe, of is she hormonally fucked up, maybe retarded, maybe having and allergic reaction, maybe just plastic surgery ridden…but who am I to keep you from the teen on tv you once came to… I am here to facilitate your weirdness.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Slutty for Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know Miley Cyrus has been a little boring lately , and believe me, no one’s more upset about that than me and the Little Tuna. But you know that saying “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks”? Well, I guess it turns out you also can’t teach an old attention wh%re to stop showing off her funbags on the Internet. And thank God for that.
About a year ago, Audrey Roloff stirred up a bit of controversy by doling out advice to fellow married folks. First, she compared marriage to war , saying husbands and wives enter a “battlefield” on a regular basis. In a semi-rambling blog post, the Little People, Big World star asked the following: “What are you doing to protect your marriage against the dangers of, porn, workaholism, worry, pride, stress, fear, loss, addiction, comparison, social media, emotional cheating, that girl at the gym, in-laws, hormones, or idolizing your kids?” Roloff got a lot of pushback for her comments, which she followed up suggesting that married couples she often recite their vows to each other. In bed. During sex. “I’ll spare you the details, but it was the most intimate thing we have ever done in our marriage,” Roloff wrote at the time . “And probably the most intimate thing I have ever done in my life.” Roloff also received some Internet side-eye for this recommendation. Therefore, perhaps sick of getting flak for what she has to say to other wives and their husband, Audrey has shifted her focus. In her latest Instagram post, the reality star has directed her attention to single ladies around the world. This is her Beyonce moment, people! “To all the single girls out there… wait for the kind of man who wants to sit and talk with you by a campfire more than he wants to sit by you watching Netflix on a couch,” Roloff writes, expanding on this theme as follows: “Wait for a man who comes to your door when he picks you up instead of just texting, ‘I’m here.’ “Wait for a man who is more dedicated to pursuing Jesus than he is to pursuing his career ambitions. “Wait for a man who wants to get to know your friends and family instead of always insisting on hanging out alone. “Wait for a man who you’d want to be the father of your children instead of a man who’s still acting like a child.” Audrey has clearly found a man that fits these qualifications. She has been gushing over Jeremy Roloff for many weeks and months now, especially in light of the couple expecting its first child this September. “I know it may seem harsh, but I say these things to encourage you and give you hope,” Roloff said, seemingly aware that she may be inviting more criticism with these words of advice. She concludes with a message of hope: “That kind of man is out there. Don’t believe the big fat lie that tells you, “Oh I’ll never find someone like that.” Jeremy is not an exception. “Men like this DO exist. Pray for him and wait for him.” Audrey added the hashtag “#beating50percent” to her post, which is a reference to the fact that one-half of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce. She and Jeremy are beating those odds at the moment. And soon they’ll be changing diapers! View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff Baby Bump Pics: Look at It Grow! The TLC stars started dating in 2011, got married in 2014 and will become parents this fall. As you can see above, Audrey has been keeping social media followers well apprised of her baby bump status on Instagram, while the cable network is expected to air new episodes of Little People, Big World in a few months. It’s very safe to assume that Audrey’s pregnancy and delivery will be a central storyline when the popular series returns.
Pink is not a man…..or she is but she has decided her pronoun is mom…and she’s shoving tits in her babies mouth for the world to see in what she may pretend is empowerment…even though breast feeding in public has never been a thing anywhere I’ve been…for as long as I can remember – women have breast fed in public….but these idiots are trying to find a cause to attach themselves and I’m all for it thanks to tits. The post Pink on the Breast Feed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun. I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores… There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does… Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring… The post Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’ve been keeping up with all the latest gossip this week — or even if you’ve just been near the internet — you know that things aren’t going so well between Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna right now. They’re actually going really, really badly. The issue, at least the current one, started when Rob felt the need to vent about his strained relationship with Chyna on Instagram. He apparently has a number of problems with his ex-fiancee and the mother of his child, and he wanted to tell us about every single one of them. For instance, Rob claimed that Chyna was still sleeping with him, and that she’s also sleeping with a few other men — and she’s even bringing those men in her home with her children. In another section of his big long rant, he said that he paid thousands and thousands of dollars for plastic surgery for Chyna after she gave birth to dream. Surgery that apparently messed up her nipples. Rob said that Chyna does all sorts of drugs, and that she drinks a lot, and that she cheated on him, and that he pays her bills and he spent nearly a million dollars on her while they were together. He also shared a few nude photos of her — and that crossed a whole different line . Now Blac Chyna is taking the feud to the court system, and rightfully so. It was illegal for Rob to post those photos of her, and she wants to file a restraining order against him because, as she claimed in her case, she’s scared of him. Partly because of his unhinged ranting, and partly because she said that he’s been violent with her. Rob could be prosecuted, Chyna could lose custody of her kids … there’s a lot at stake here. And, according to a new report from Hollywood Life, Chyna may be preparing to make things worse. With a sex tape . “Blac is shopping a sex tape that doesn’t involve Rob,” a source claims. “She wants to use it to humiliate Rob and also make a pretty penny off of it.” Could you see her taking things that far? Honestly, it doesn’t sound like much of a stretch. Chyna’s always been very comfortable with her sexuality, and if any of Rob’s statements about her are to be believed, there’s nothing she won’t do in the the name of pettiness. Or in the name of making money. And if she really is considering a sex tape, Vivid Entertainment, the fine company that brought us the sex tapes from Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham, are willing to distribute it. “We think Blac Chyna would be great in a sex tape and many people are fascinated by her,” says Vivid CEO Steven Hirsch. “We would definitely like to see whatever tape is out there or work with her on something new.” Brace yourself, Rob … sex tape or no sex tape, things are probably going to get worse real soon. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
Yes…I think Ariel Winter is as attractive as a farm animal… I know based on the emails and comments left of the site that farm animals are attractive to some of you garbage humans I can’t believe exist.. But to me, far animals are cute enough to pet at the petting zoo your single mother you met on tinder made you go to with her shitty kids you don’t really want to stepfather despite your name on the internet….but not cute enough to fuck… What I am saying is that I would assume this manure smelling monster is fine to pet or throw seeds at to see her scamper out of her cage…but I’m not the kind of farmer who fucks the meat… Who am I kidding…troll or not with a gut hanging over her pants or not…she’s still a young rich kid who is legal and from tv…to not fuck her would be gay…even gays would fuck her…to have the story….but that doesn’t mean she’s as hot as she thinks she is or acts…because she’s not…take that…Ariel Winter…girl who has done nothing to me to deserve this abuse…. The post Fat Troll Ariel Winter Meets Her Biological Father of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Image via Getty Florida Man Shoots Himself In The Penis It never fails. There is always something terrible, traumatic or too much happening in the state of Florida . According to a WALB report, a Jacksonville man will no longer be watching freaky adult flicks on the internet because it is very likely that he no longer has a penis. 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks sat on a pistol that was sitting on the front seat of his car and subsequently shot himself in his low-hangin’ homie. To make matters worse, Jelks has a previous felony on his sheet for cocaine possession so this incident may land him with weapons charges. SMFH.
Well… okay then , Beyonce and Jay Z. Whatever you say, we guess.. You guys just keep doing you This sums up the general sentiment fans of the power couple have had ever since learning about Beyonce’s alleged baby names : Sir Carter and Rumi Carter. Yes, for real. Or at least it seems that way, based on a number of trademarks the artists filed last week to make sure no one else could profit off the use of those names in nearly any way. Beyonce and Jay Z are already parents to a girl named Blue Ivy, whose name at the time of her birth took most fans by confused surprised. But Sir and Rumi?!? How did the superstars even come up with those? Sir , the reported name given to the newborn boy, is of English origin. It’s typically reserved to important people who have received the honor of being knighted in Great Britain, such as Sir Paul McCartney and Sir Anthony Hopkins. It almost sounds like someone’s chosen rapper nickname, right? Sir Carter . You can see a musician performing under that moniker, can’t you? It certainly highlights Jay Z’s given last name and perhaps speaks to the career he hopes his won takes up in a couple decades. No pressure on you, Sir. One of the most successful rappers of all-time simply wants you to follow in his awe-inspiring footsteps. What about Rumi ? Some folks out there are drawing comparisons to the 13th-century Persian poet of the same name, whose work has influenced the arts for many generations. His first name was Jalāl ad-Dīn Muhammad Rumi and he’s a best-selling writer in the United States. (Actress Josie Maran, it’s perhaps worth noting, welcomed a daughter named Rumi in 2006.) Moreover, the name is also used in Japan, where it means “beauty,” “current, “flow” and “water.” Interesting, right? Neither Beyonce nor Jay Z has commented on these supposed names. Heck, they haven’t commented at all when it comes to their kids. As far as we’ve heard, Beyonce gave birth prematurely, which resulted in a minor medical issue that kept the kids in the hospital for several days. But they’re resting comfortably at a very large rented home in Malibu now, according to various insiders, where Beyonce and Jay Z are very tired and very happy. And while the birth of these twins had been all the Internet wanted to talk about for many weeks, Jay Z came out a couple days ago and changed the conversation a bit. View Slideshow: Beyonce: See All Her Glorious Pregnancy Photos! He released a new album in which he admitted to cheating on his wife and also slammed Kanye West, while telling the world his mom is a lesbian. That’s a lot to digest, right? It’s a lot to discuss and debate among your friends. Which simply means these A-Listers have won once again. For the foreseeable future, all other celebrities can just sit back and relax. This is Beyonce and Jay Z’s world. Everyone else is merely living in it. As for where the names Sir and Rumi rank among all-time famous baby names? You tell us… View Slideshow: 31 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
It’s finally here! Jay-Z dropped his highly anticipated 13th album, 4:44 on Friday and the Internet is already deeming it an instant classic. This time around, we get to hear a different Hov than we’ve heard before — in other words, he’s talking that major cloth talk. One thing that stands out about this album […]
