Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot. The post Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct… Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down…. Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix…. The post Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it. If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits… Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”… The post Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Someone has cast an attractive spell on the cast of Harry Potter. The young actors and actresses who sky-rocketed to fame via the Harry Potter movie franchise began doing so 20 years ago today. Oh yes, on June 26, 1997, Harry Potter first became part of pop culture. We met its stars as children. Now they're full blown adults. Very attractive adults, at that. From Daniel, Emma and Rupert to Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) shirtless on the cover of Attitude Magazine , they've come so far. So very, very far. Check out then-and-now photos of the main Harry Potter cast to see the sexy men and women our favorite young actors became! 1. Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe then? A boy wizard with glasses. Daniel Radcliffe now? A young man whose magic wand is wanted by women around the world. 2. Matthew Lewis Holy Longbottom! Matthew Lewis has given fans a new way to look at his character’s last name with the way he has grown up. 3. Rupert Grint Talk about a gorgeous Ginger! Rupert Grint has grown into a ravishing redhead, that much is certain. 4. Emma Watson Hermione isn’t just a hottie nowadays. She’s also a smartie, having graduated from Brown University. 5. Bonnie Wright Go ahead and smile, Bonnie Wright. It’s okay. You’ve turned into quite the young sex kitten, haven’t you? 6. Tom Felton All women love a bad boy, right? Especially when that bad boy grows up to look like Tom Felton, no? View Slideshow
Kourtney Kardashian has flaunted what Scott Disick can’t have anymore before, but she’s usually a little more subtle about it. You know, she’d just happen to be wearing a heart-stopping bikini while out with her kids and then post the photos. Standard stuff. This time, she’s added a little context … and that context is the bedroom . And that’s before the second pic goes way too far. Subtle, girl. Subtle. You know, just one of those “casual,” “carefree” photos of a stunningly beautiful woman, lounging on her back and sticking her legs in the air. The most innocent, normal photo imaginable, right? Like, lots of people flop onto their beds like that, but they don’t pose for photos like that. There was some planning and coordination that went into this. And, again, she’s on a bed in a bedroom with her legs in the air. That’s about as suggestive as it gets without anybody eating a banana in one bite, you know? And that’s not all. Then she makes it super awkward for everyone who doesn’t have a foot fetish. I don’t mean to sound judgy, but ew . Sure, maybe she’s showing off her ankle jewelry or her shoe or whatever … but gross. She has to know that there are countless people with foot fetishes out there. We’ve all typed an actress’ name into Google at some point to settle a debate about what movie they were in, only to see autocomplete horrify us with the suggestion of “feet.” Sure, lots of people have their kinks and some are weirder than others. But somehow the people who scour the internet for photos of Ariana Grande’s feet are weirder to me than people who are into oviposition or whatever. They’re all weird, though. Which begs the question … why in the world would Kourtney throw them this bone? Like, plenty of celebrities take suggestions on what fun photoshoots they should do for social media, and then go “hey wait a minute” when somebody tweets that they should do Instagram videos of them trying on shoes. (Please, stop trying to trick them) Meanwhile, Kourtney’s just feeding the flames. No ankle jewelry, no matter how expensive, is worth that. But, anyway, that first photo has to be directed at Scott, right? Admittedly, we have to wonder if Scott Disick is truly the target, here. On the surface, it makes sense. Thot Disick — Oh, sorry. Scott Disick … — has been making an ass of himself all over the world recently. We know that Kourtney Kardashian is disgusted with Scott for his antics. Particularly when they involve teenage actress Bella Thorne. It had looked like the two had parted ways after Cannes, but now Bella Thorne’s been taking weird bikini photos in his backyard. And then the two of them were spotted attending Lana Del Rey’s birthday party together , because of course they did. On the other hand, however, there’s Kourtney Kardashian’s boy toy , 23-year-old model Younes Bendjima. (And no, it’s not hypocritical for her to judge Scott — Bella isn’t old enough to drink legally while Younes can do everything but rent a car and become President) This could be a photo for his benefit, and not necessarily in a friendly way. Rumor has it that Kourtney’s broken it off with Younes Bendjima . We don’t know for sure if she’s given her dreamy young lover the boot, but It might just be a perception thing, because Kourtney’s been careful to not invite him home to see her kids. She’s super protective of them and she doesn’t want to be like “hey, look at mommy’s new hunky special friend!” They’re still super young and she and Scott have still been doing family vacations, for their sake. So what some might perceive as distance between this couple might be very deliberate and not a sign that the relationship has gone south. In fact, if Kourtney took this photo in a bedroom that Younes hasn’t gotten to visit, she may have posted it for his benefit. Sharing it with the world would be a bit naughty … but some couples are super into that. Ultimately, figuring out which man the photo’s meant for might come down to figuring out whether it’s Scott or Younes who has a foot fetish. Maybe this is for Scott, to remind him what he’s missing. And maybe to show what he can have back if he cleans up his act, since Younes may be out of her life. Maybe this is for Younes, teasing what he can have soon or flaunting what he can’t. Or maybe this is for some unknown third party, or just a thank you to fans who thirst after her day in and day out. All that we really know is that this wasn’t a photoshoot for PETA, because whether the fur on her bed is faux or not, it had some folks up in arms in the comments. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.
According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.
Here name is GLAMOURGIRL1 This is what she has to say about herself: Real life can be really boring and too dramatic for many of us.In land of fantasy you will always find what u looking for , i can be a good friend, your mistress or ur private porn star. I have a naughty mind ! and huge boobs She’s so right…you know…real life can be boring…and depressing…and filled with shitty people…it can be hard to find girls to sext, or who want to sext you, but it can be easy to find girls to sex, who want to sex you, if you use cam sites…sure, it’s transactional…but isn’t everything in life…everyone is using each other, better to be upfront about it. I know in a world of russian spam bots adding you on facebook to trick you into friending them, it’s hard to trust any girl on the internet, but it’s hard to trust any girl anywhere…so let’s just put our reservations aside and jump into GlamourGirl1….I’m sure not her real name, but with tits like this, who really needs a name…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post GlamourGirl1 is the Cam Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known.. But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every time we hear something new about Ryan Edwards and his newly revealed drug use, things just get worse and worse. Guess that’s one of the downsides to being high all the time, huh? Rumors have been circulating for months now that Ryan was using — there aren’t many other explanations for his bugged-out eyes and spacy behavior — but Maci Bookout recently confirmed things on an episode of Teen Mom OG. In the episode, Maci broke down to Amber Portwood and Catelynn Lowell while on vacation in Puerto Rico. She cried, saying that she’s the only person in Ryan’s life who cares about getting him clean — his parents and his then-fiancee, Mackenzie Standifer, weren’t pushing him to get help. She also expressed a fear that Ryan would die from his drug use, so you know the situation is dire. Shortly after the episode aired, Ryan did check into rehab , and as far as we know, he’s still there. Perhaps we’ll receive another update after Monday night’s episode, because Maci is getting real about the matter once again. In a new sneak peek for the upcoming episode, Maci calls a counselor to get some tips on how to deal with Ryan. “I’m not really sure exactly what it is that he’s using,” she admits, “but sometimes he’ll fall asleep while you’re trying to have a conversation with him.” She also says that other times he’s “extremely wide-eyed, and he doesn’t look right.” So we still don’t know exactly what Ryan’s in rehab for this time around, though his ex-girlfriend, Dalis Connell, has claimed that he went to rehab in 2012 for abusing prescription pain killers. Maci tells the counselor that she hasn’t spoken to Ryan directly about things, but that she does want to get him help. The counselor then asks her if she’d be willing to issue some sort of ultimatum to him — the suggestion he makes is legal action regarding the custody of their son, Bentley. “I’m hoping it doesn’t get to that point,” she says, “but that would be the ultimatum.” Maci’s always tried to push Ryan to be a more active father to Bentley, so if she’s willing to go this route, it’s clear that she believes things are very, very bad . But, she acknowledges, “The other aspect of that too would be that if I’m limiting access to him, then I’m also going to have to do that with his parents, because they’re pretty much the sole caregivers of our son when he’s with his dad.” The counselor says that it sounds like Ryan’s parents enable his bad behavior, and Maci readily agrees. And so does everyone who’s ever watched an episode of Teen Mom. He also says that it sounds like she’s got an uphill battle ahead of her, and again, everyone agrees. Poor Maci … View Slideshow: Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2: The Complete Babies and Children Guide!
