Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head…. Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School… Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public… I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”… The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner… The post Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We know Lesley Murphy best as a contestant on season 17 of The Bachelor — she fought for Sean Lowe’s heart , and she came in fifth place. Or at least, that was how we knew her. These days, she’s doing work that’s a little more important than reality show love. Last month, Lesley revealed that she carried a gene that put her at high risk for breast cancer and ovarian cancer and, as a preventative measure, she’d be getting a double mastectomy . She explained that her mother battled breast cancer, and so she felt it was best to “take care of it right now” with the surgery. And so last week, she had both of her breasts removed. She’s been documenting her recovery on her Instagram page, and it’s really just amazing to see. The first day after her surgery, she wrote that the whole thing was “hard to wrap my head around,” and after seeing her chest, she described it as “It looks like I was in a bear fight and lost. Badly.” But, she added, “The human body is truly amazing, though, and I will heal soon enough.” The second day after her surgery, she was able to go home, but with a little apron that held four tubes attached to her chest to drain fluids. Poor Lesley wrote that “Walking and breathing still doesn’t come easy,” but she looks pretty tough to us. And then on Sunday, she shared another update — along with a topless photo of herself, taken just five days after her mastectomy. “My Sunday best,” she captioned the picture, “or what I could manage to put on today with limited arm movements.” “My mom washed and dried my hair today. She dresses me in the mornings. She also measures my drains twice daily which are the tubes you see coming out of my lovely red apron I never take off,” she continued. “She’s the freaking best. She slept in my hospital room and bed at home for the first few nights, helping me in and out of bed and giving me meds at horrid hours to control the pain.” “I have to sleep on my back in the exact same position every night,” she described. “Sometimes when I make the wrong movements it feels like my chest is detaching from my body, but all in all, I think my upper half is healing nicely!” “Sure, it’s sunken in and lumpy because what you see are deflated expanders that were put in which will gradually get filled every 2-3 weeks as I get ready for reconstructive surgery.” “Hopefully by then the permanent marker will be off my body.” Lesley wrote that she feels “lucky” because “my surgeons only made one vertical incision on the lower half of both breasts will saving skin and nipple.” “So while all breast tissue is (hopefully) gone,” she concluded, “I retained some of the old me! Happy Sunday. God is good.” In her latest update, which she wrote yesterday, she wrote that she had two of her four tubes removed, and the other two would be removed next week. “As always,” she added, “I love you guys. I read every heartfelt comment and truly feel the love of this incredible support system.” “Together we are creating so much awareness for early detection, screenings, gene mutations and how to work with the options we have. Thank you, thank you, thank you.” And thank you, Lesley! Because seriously, what an inspiration. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Beat Cancer
It’s been four months since we first learned that Jill Duggar is pregnant with her second child , and while she’s not quite as tight-lipped about her expanding family as her sister, Jessa Duggar, Jill hasn’t offered fans many updates in recent weeks. Granted, part of the reason for that is the fact that she and her son and husband are currently back in South America performing missionary work, and Internet connections are reportedly hard to come by in their village. Even so, it seems that Jill is occasionally able to login and fill fans in on the status of her forthcoming bundle of joy. Jill posted a lengthy blog post to her family’s official website yesterday, and she ended with a surprising reveal. She started with the sad news that the grandfather of her husband, Derick Dillard, passed away last week. Jill thanked fans for their support and explained that while the Dillards are enduring a difficult time, there’s a good deal of joy on the horizon: “Although the past few days have brought sadness to our hearts, we’ve also had reason to celebrate, since Israel turned 2 years old just a few days ago!” Jill wrote. She went on to offer fans an insight into her pregnancy as she approaches her third trimester: “Little ‘Samuelito’ (as the locals call him) sometimes wakes mommy up at night now with his active kicking,” Jill wrote. “We look forward to returning home soon to prepare for the birth (before we can’t fly anymore!).” The “Samuelito” tidbit has been interpreted by some fans as Jill’s way of revealing that she’s planning on naming her baby Samuel. It’s a tad traditional for a Duggar baby name, but it’s in keeping with Jill and Derick’s habit of choosing names that reflect their faith. Their first child, Israel Dillard , was named in commemoration of of the Christian holy land and the country where Derick performed his earliest missionary work. It may seem like a casual way to make such a big reveal, but Jill isn’t as secretive as other members of her family. Plus, we suppose when you can only access the Internet once a week, you’re not as selective about what you share online. Watch Counting On online for more from the Dillard clan. View Slideshow: Jill Duggar Baby Photos
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WARNING to all future United Airlines passengers: Expect all upcoming luggage fees to increase by approximately 750%. The company is about to be in need of vast sums of money… At a press conference this afternoon, lawyer Tom Demetrio spoke on behalf of Dr. David Dao, the 69-year old passenger who was violently dragged off a United flight on Sunday night. As most of the free world has likely read all about by now, Dao refused to give up the seat he paid for while traveling from Chicago to Louisville. Because United had overbooked this flight, and no one had accepted the $800 offered to change their travel plans, the airline chose four individuals at random to leave the plane and take a later flight instead. Dao was one of the people selected and asked to get off the plane. He said he had patients to see early Monday morning, however, and remained in his seat. Until, that is, Chicago police officers were called in… tried to talk to Dao reasonably… and then said they were forced to do THIS: United Airlines Passenger Gets Bloodied, Bruised, Forcibly Removed from Seat Because fellow passengers captured the incident on their cellphones, the above footage quickly went viral. As did the associated outrage. It didn’t help his company’s cause when the United CEO offered up one of the lamest apologies of all-time , saying his airline has to “re-accommodate” customers from time to time. That may be the case, Demetrio told the press today, but not in the manner as happened with Dao. “If you’re going to eject a passenger, under no circumstances can it be done with unreasonable force or violence. That’s the law,” he said. “For a long time, airlines – United, in particular – have bullied us. … We want respect and we want dignity. That’s it. Not a big deal.” Dao was taken to a hospital as a result of his one-sided confrontation with the police. Demetrio explained today that his client suffered a “significant concussion, a broken nose and sinus injuries.” He also said Dao, who was released from the hospital last night, lost two front teeth and will be undergoing “reconstructive surgery.” So, naturally, Dao plans on suing United, right? The assumption is that the company will be forced to pay millions of dollars in some kind of settlement. “We’re not ready to sue. We’re doing our due diligence,” Demetrio said, although he was quick to add that a lawsuit basically is coming and ‘will be filed in Cook County.” The attorney further said that Dao had conveyed to him that he was on a boat out of Vietnam after the 1975 fall of Saigon, and “being dragged down the aisle was more horrifying and harrowing than what he experienced in Vietnam.” That’s fantastic. We love it. We’re in awe. We’re not trying to downplay the trauma of what Dao went through on board that plane, but come on. That’s just a tailor made quote to tell the public as a way to pressure United into forking over a whole lot of cash. Dao “has no interest in ever seeing an airplane again” and will likely take a car home to Kentucky, the lawyer said, adding that his client has “absolutely zippo” memory of the incident. The doctor himself previously spoke briefly to a news outlet in Louisville , saying “everything” was hurting. After issuing one tone deaf statement after another, United CEO Oscar Munoz finally came out on Tuesday and made a full-fledged mea culpa. “The truly horrific event that occurred on this flight has elicited many responses from all of us: outrage, anger, disappointment. I share all of those sentiments, and above all: my deepest apologies for what happened,” Munoz said, adding: “Like you, I continue to be disturbed by what happened on this flight and I deeply apologize to the customer forcibly removed and to all the customers aboard. “No one should ever be mistreated this way.” One of Dao’s five children, Crystal, also talked to reporters today. She said the entire family was “horrified and shocked and sickened” by the footage of her dad getting dragged off the flight. Dao’s attorneys, meanwhile, have already filed documents in Chicago, demanding United preserve all evidence and personnel records related to his incident. It sucks Dao had to go through this. But he is about to be a VERY rich man.
Pink is just the best, isn’t she? So lovable, talented, fierce, beautiful … if we were to list all of her positive attributes , we would never be able to do another thing in our whole entire lives. One of the sweetest things about Pink is how much she loves her children, her daughter Willow and her little baby boy , Jameson. And in this precious new photo that she shared, you can really see the love. So that’s Pink out hiking with little Jameson riding along in a baby carrier while breastfeeding. Amazing, right? In her caption, she explained “Hiking makes us thirsty!”, and called Jameson a “happy baby” as well as a “hot pocket.” She also used the ever-important “normalize breastfeeding” hashtag . It’s a darling little moment — not to mention an impressive one — and while Pink got a ton of support from her followers, she also, unfortunately, received quite a bit of criticism. “Why post this?” one person asked, adding “Gross.” “It should be done in private,” another asserted, “not putting your child and breasts on public display.” One person had some particularly strong feelings about the photo, writing “Y’all are getting weird by the MF day. Yep breastfeeding is natural but showing your child in their natural feeding habitat to post to your Instagram is sloppy AF.” “I hate how celebrities complain of all the unwanted attention and invasions of privacy,” yet another hater lamented. “I do love Pink and her music but they post something that should be so intimate and private.” “How is your child gonna feel in 20 years? Personally I feel breastfeeding in public should be kept covered.” OK, so to break it down, Pink breastfeeding her baby isn’t “gross” or “sloppy AF,” it’s natural. The kid is eating. That’s all. She shouldn’t be expected to go into hiding while feeding her son, nor should she be expected to throw a tablecloth over herself so that no one see a hint of breast. If she wants to share photos like this on Instagram, who cares? Honestly, how is that hurting anyone? Do these people really think that in 20 years, Pink’s son is going to be upset with her because of some picture she put on the internet in 2017? View Slideshow: Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures: #Normalize It! It’s all just so painfully ridiculous. Can we just let Pink live her glorious life already?
Martina BIG Is Shattering The Internet Life is crazy. The world is crumbling . America is burning. Bizarro Beckys like Martina BIG (who apparently suffers from a severe form of Dolezal disease) are paying good money for crispy transracial transformations into “Black women” disguised as “tans.” Yea, you can officially put 2017 in rice and this “super-tanned Barbie doll” is the last straw. Hit the flip to peep the hilarious chaos over Martina BIG’s bizarro “Barbie tan.” This is ex-flight attendant-turned-bizarro balloon-boobed model-something Martina BIG. She paid $50,000+ to look like this. Wowowowowowowow Transracial goals! Martina-Big.com
Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away! That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way. I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face… It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago… 20 fucking years ago… Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money… The post Britney Spears Planking In a Bikini with Some Dance Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tarek El Moussa may have a body of steel. But he’s unhappy these days with how his estranged wife continues to steal the spotlight from him. The Flip or Flop co-host really has tried his hardest over these past couple weeks, matching Christina’s revealing Instagram photos with a set of his own, hoping that his surprisingly RIPPED body would win him an influx of fans. Instead, Tarek has been forced to sit back and watch as Christina gains new Instagram followers everyday and gives one media interview after another. She’s also been presented with a number of professional opportunities, such as a role on Dancing with the Stars. As a result, a source tells In Touch Weekly that Tarek “seems stuck in neutral after” filing to divorce Christina in early January. Yes, he’s still filming episodes of Flip or Flop for HGTV, but insiders believe the show will be canceled after Season 7, leaving Tarek with no employment prospects. It doesn’t help that Christina appears to be making plans for a spinoff series or some kind of future venture of her own. “He hates that Christina has been getting more publicity than him,” In Touch writes of Tarek “He still wants to outshine Christina in every way possible.” This explains why Tarek has been more active on social media of late. He took Internet users by extreme surprise last month when he shared photos of himself at the gym, lifting weight and flaunting his impressive muscles. He then got a haircut and joked that he was suffering some kind of midlife crisis at the time. “OH NO!!! New #clothing.. New #hairstyle…. #No more sandals!! Half #naked pics!!! Is this a mid life crisis??” El Moussa wrote as a caption to the following black-and-white picture of his fresh look. According to this In Touch Weekly mole, the father of two has been attempting to “one-up” his estranged wife and reality TV co-star for months now. But he’s fallen far behind Christina, who went on a PR blitz early on after her split from Tarek and who is a very good looking woman. (This often helps one gain a lot of fame and popularity on the Internet.) As a result, Tarek would reportedly be open to a romantic reconciliation. But not for romantic reasons. “He’s tried to persuade Christina by saying it will be great for their business and open so many doors for huge payouts, but Christina is not buying it,” an insider says of getting back together. “She knows she’s fine without him and doesn’t feel bad for Tarek because, as she’s told friends, he put her through hell.” It’s true. Or at least it’s rumored to be true. Previous tabloid reports claimed that Tarek verbally abused Christina on set, even joking at times about raping her . We know, right? YIKES! The El Moussa separated last May and filed for divorce several months later. “I feel like if we had better communication, we would have had a better relationship,” Tarek said during an episode of The Doctors a little while back, adding: “I think as time went on, you get busier and busier. It was like overnight: businesses, TV, all these things happened overnight, then the cancer and the back surgery.” “It just kind of started pushing us apart from each other.” View Slideshow: HGTV Scandals That Rocked the Television World
