Hilarious #RocNationBrunch Memes Roc Nation’s annual pre-Grammys brunch is always a star-studded affair bursting with Black excellence, opulent bag talk and zillions in combined wealth that never fails to inspire updated life goals across the internet. Hit the flip for the funniest memes from the star-studded #RocNationBrunch.
Lala Kent’s departure from Vanderpump Rules has felt more than a little anti-climactic. Lala quit the show back in August, while season five was still filming and thus far, the show hasn’t addressed her absence in any concrete way. We’re told she’ll come back for a final send-off, but at this point, viewers (and the show’s storylines) have already moved on. Anyway, there are many theories as to why Lala left the series so abruptly, but most of them have to do with her mystery boyfriend . Lala is allegedly dating an older, married sugar daddy type (social media seems convinced that it’s Hollywood producer Randall Emmett, but that has yet to be confirmed), and she’s made no secret of the fact that she was not happy with inquiries into her love life from co-stars and fans. (Pro tip: If you want to keep your relationship a secret, don’t go on a reality show that’s almost entirely focused on the personal lives of its cast.) Now that Lala is no longer on the show, she’s probably washed her hands of the of the castmates who either pretended to like her (Tom Sandoval and Ariana) or openly despised her (everyone else), right? Wrong-o! She’s still throwing shade, but now she’s doing it on a podcast hosted by Sammi Giancola from Jersey Shore, which sounds like a joke about life on the Z-list but is instead something that actually happened. Naturally, Lala opened up about her feelings on Stassi and company, telling Giancola that the other girls on the show retroactively used her bullying of Katie as an excuse to be mean: “I feel like this season they tried to make it look like they were coming at me because of the way I spoke to Katie, but they were mean to me last season the second I walked into SUR,” Lala says. “So it’s not adding up, what they’re saying. I’ve apologized a million and one times.” She goes on to say that she wants nothing to do with their clique, which is only something you say when you very badly want to be part of someone’s clique: “I don’t wanna be a part of their clique,” she says. “You have to know that in L.A., yeah it’s cool to be a part of the show – whatever – but, out here, if I were really rolling around with those girls, like in real life no cameras around – it’s such a bad look.” She adds: “They think they’re Kardashians! The way that they talk and the way they act, you would think we’re the biggest reality television cast in all of history.” As for that infamous non-disclosure agreement that Lala rather sketchily asked her friends to sign, she claims it had nothing to do with her alleged relationship with Emmett, and everything to do with James Kennedy’s sketchiness: “James wasn’t even at [the music festival] with me,” Lala clarifies. “He was given a NDA because he sometimes likes to film me while I’m stoned, or whatever it may be, and I would like to know what’s being put on the internet, because we all know that he doesn’t have a filter. Tom and Ariana really did go to [music festival] with me and they were never given any agreement.” Speaking of James, Lala has apparently seen the light, as she says she and DJ Slytherin are no longer friends: “I’ve chosen to remove myself,” she says. “James will always be James. I slowly started seeing why people don’t connect with him and why he rubs people the wrong way.” She adds: “But if his girlfriend wants to be one of those brainless people, then that’s her prerogative; if she wants to turn the other cheek, then you go girl. Whatever you want to believe.” That’s a bit like listening to people who are just now realizing that they shouldn’t have voted for a cartoon rich guy from the ’80s to be president, but hey, at least it’s a step in the right direction. View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star
Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior…. What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on… SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation… She’s not even good looking – what is this shit… The post Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger… The post Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At this point, it’s probably safe to say that for the rest of her whole entire life, Leah Messer will be criticized for her parenting choices. Seriously, girl could donate a kidney to one of her children and people would still find an issue. “There’s probably drugs in there ,” some would say, or “she’s just doing it to make herself look good for MTV.” It’s sad. And what’s even sadder is that right now, Leah is facing a boatload of criticism — several boatloads, actually — for what Teen Mom 2 fans believe are wrongdoings. There’s a lot to get into here, so let’s break down Leah’s latest sins, one by one. The first one is that Leah is in L.A. right now, doing some filming for some Teen Mom 2 specials. She left her three little girls at home, and apparently that was wrong of her. “Leaving your kids behind super mom,” one of her followers commented sarcastically. How ridiculous is that? Because Leah is a mother, she’s never, ever allowed to leave her children? Is that how this works? Fortunately, several of Leah’s followers stood up for her on this point, but unfortunately, this next point is even worse. You know how Leah has been looking a bit thinner than usual lately? According to these strangers on the internet, her weight loss could actually be because of drugs. She went to rehab in 2015 for what she said were mental health issues, but for what everyone else claimed were drug issues. And some people think those issues might be making a comeback. “I sincerely hope you’re off the pills,” one person told her. “Your children need you, and the last few months you’ve looked dangerously thin.” “Take care of yourself, so you can be a role model for your girls.” One person wrote that Leah “looks buzzed” in recent photos, while another stated that “Leah comes from dysfunction she can only do what she was taught.” “I have noticed some signs of possible medication use. It could be prescribed,” another person pointed out. “Please take a look at yourself,” yet another commenter said. “Be realistic. In the beginning of the season you looked like you were on something, you still look like you’re on something.” “The reality is you look like you’re on drugs or something worse!!!” It’s all very dramatic, right? Not to mention dumb. Leah has always been thin. She was thin before she got pregnant at 16, she was thin again about two seconds after giving birth to twins. If she’s thinner now, perhaps it’s from the stress of being a single mother to three young children, one with a debilitating disease . But — and this is the third issue — some people are also saying that Leah’s sister, Victoria, is struggling with an addiction of her own these days. So basically everything is a mess. As one of her faithful commenters wrote, “Looks like your sister is on drugs now! She seems so out of it when filming.” “Her sister is the one on pills now,” another claimed. “She looks and acts just like Leah did last season. And she’s a new mom . I sincerely hope Leah gets her some help.” Apparently if Victoria really is on drugs, it’s Leah’s fault — another of her followers told her “Not to be rude but you need to get your sister Victoria some help.” “Any idiot can see she’s high in every episode so far and she looks terrible. You battled an issue and seem to be doing great. She just had a baby and it doesn’t deserve to have a brand new mom high on pills! Help her!” View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame So to recap, Leah is a bad person for leaving her kids for a few days while she goes on a business trip, for being back on drugs, and for not helping her sister with her own drug addiction. She sure does lead a busy life, huh?
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Danielle Bregoli, best known as the “Cash Me Outside” girl due to a memorable appearance on the Dr. Phil show last year, has now gone viral for a reason outside of her very odd word usage. Only 13 years old, Bregoli earned her 15 Minutes of Fame several months ago when she mouthed off at the talk show audience while appearing opposite the aforementioned hack of a psychologist. Bregoli and her mother were guests on the program, featured in a segment about the former’s out-of-control attitude. And it was on full display not long after she stepped on to the stage. “All these hos laughin’ like there’s something funny,” Bregoli said at one point, gesturing to the crowd and later taunting them with the catchphrase that has made her Internet famous: “Cash me outside, howbow dah?” The odd word choice… the accent… pretty much everything about Danielle Bregoli caused her to become the subject of quite a few memes, along with plenty of social media commentary throughout Facebook and Twitter. On Monday, meanwhile, Bregoli got into a VERY heated dispute with a fellow passenger on board a Spirit Airlines flight. According to TMZ, Bregoli took issue with a woman who wasn't happy with how long Bregoli's mother was taking to put away her carry-on bag. Words were exchanged and then a punch was thrown by Bregoli. The alleged victim then made a “citizen's arrest,” TMZ writes, until the cops arrived and all three people involved in the confrontation were escorted off the plane. No arrests were made. But a lawsuit may be forthcoming. And Bregoli isn't denying that an assault took place. “She got her ass whupped by a 13-year-old,” Bregoli, who has close to 800,000 followers on Facebook and 3 million on Instagram, said in a video posted to both those platforms this afternoon. Watch the violent video in question below:
Power just got that much sexier. Beloved actor Larenz Tate announced he landed a recurring role on upcoming season of the hit Starz show. https://twitter.com/LarenzTate/status/828692913475436551 Tate will play Rashad Tate, a councilman from Jamaica, Queens, Deadline reports. Season four of Power airs RELATED STORIES: 50 Cent, Omari Hardwick, Joseph Sikora & More Reveal The Keys […]
Florida newcomer Kodak Black nearly broke the internet when he proudly stated that he would knock Lil Wayne out and that he is a better rapper than the New Orleans vet. Hip Hop fans were saddened that the new generation rapper had no respect for Wayne and fellow Louisiana rapper Hurricane Chris, best known for his 2007 […]