Thotty Mr. Clean Shatters The Internet This year’s heart-stopping Super Bowl will be remembered for three things: The Falcons blowing a 25-point lead , the sickly Bushes showing up for the coin toss after curving Trump’s Inauguration and thotty Mr. Clean destroying panties across the universe. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to the new panty-melting Mr. Clean.
Amy Duggar and Dillon King painted a picture of their relationship on Friday. And it wasn’t very pretty. The couple’s romantic woes were thrown into the stark spotlight on the latest episode of Marriage Boot Camp, which opened with the 19 Kids and Counting alum and her husband talking behind closed bedroom doors. “I swear, if that’s how you talk, I don’t know if this is going to work,” Duggar threatened, previewing the sort of problems that would soon come into even greater focus. The following day, each half of all the couples involved on the show were tasked with an exercise in which they decided (as a pair) which one was more at fault for certain issues in their relationships. Sounds totally healthy and like there’s no chance this exercise will backfire in any way, right? The problems were written on plates and the individual deemed to be the most significant offender was then instructed to break the plate. Got that, Dillon and Amy? The controversial stars almost immediately agreed that King was to blame for their communication issues. Amy noted how her husband struggled with his tone at times, and Dillon more or less agreed… while the tone that got him in trouble to begin with! Dillon claimed it was a “subconscious” habit, to which Amy shouted back, “That’s worse!” Later on during the episode, Amy and Dillon selected communication as the biggest obstacle in their marriage. Everyone else on the show voted the same, by unanimous consent. This meant that Dillon, as the main culprit, received a pie in the face. And when it didn’t hit the target squarely enough, Amy went ahead and rubbed it in a lot more. How sweet, right? Literally, we mean. Because pie is sweet. Amy and Dillon have been open for awhile now about the difficulties in their relationship. You can’t exactly pretend you’re an idyllic couple when you agree to go on Marriage Boot Camp, can we? They got married in September of 2015 and then disappeared from the spotlight for several months, a rare move for anyone in this scandal-filled family. In a preview for this season of the WEtv series, Duggar tells a castmate that King was assaulted her . They’ve taken various shots at each other on air ever since episodes premiered. But still. Nothing prepared viewers for what Amy said to Dillon on Friday night. After seemingly resolving some of their issues, Duggar and King ended up back in their bedroom. And that’s when the disturbing exchange took place. “It sucks being treated like a child!” she yelled Dillon. Her husband replied by telling Amy she was being “overdramatic.” This is never a good thing to tell a woman, and Duggar fired back as follows: “When you treat me like a child, I feel like I’m being raped by an older man!” Ummm, yikes?!? We don’t want to judge any relationship too harshly, even when it comes to those who choose to be under the microscope o a reality television show. However…. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Members: The Official Power Rankings! … when you feel as if you husband is raping you, that may simply be it. You may simply need to reevalute everything on the spot and call a divorce attorney ASAP. Do you agree? Do you think Dillon and Amy have a future? Heck, should they have a future? Sound off now!
Nobody's ever accused Jenelle Evans of being the brightest. No one. Ever. In the history of everything. But it is important to note that for the past year or so, Jenelle's greatly improved at that whole “being a sometimes reasonable, passably mature” thing. Sure, she's had to deal with two custody cases, and that one time she had to deal with assault charges — and while that may be a lot to deal with for a normal person, that's like amateur hour for Jenelle. So yes, she's made many steps forward. But one thing she still struggles with is the ability to exercise a tiny bit of common sense and decency. And we're seeing that in this sneak peek for next week's episode of Teen Mom 2. In the clip, Jenelle and her boyfriend David go out to dinner with Jenelle's mother, Barbara, and her oldest son, Jace. Kaiser's there too, being adorable, and so is David's daughter, Maryssa. But there's a special reason they all got together — so Jenelle and David could announce that they're expecting a baby! They show a photo from their maternity shoot , the same photo they shared on Instagram. The only issue is that they shared it on Instagram before they shared it with their family. Jace seems pretty “whatever” about the whole thing, honestly, but Barbara is understandably upset that she found out her daughter was pregnant on the internet. See the uncomfortable moment in the video below:
Delete Your Account is a weekly column that takes the hot air out of celebrities, the media, and their social media shenanigans. Every Friday, I will decide whether each perpetrator should delete their accounts and never grace the internet again. This week, Kellyanne Conway is just working out plots for her detective novel, Rob Lowe… Read more »
As you may or may not be aware, the world is effing bonkers these days. That observation applies to just about every single thing that’s going on at the moment, but for the moment, we’ll focus on how seemingly random fashion in which people become famous on the Internet. One day you’re sprinkling salt on a steak in an interesting way or being appointed to the National Security Council despite a total lack of qualifications, and the next day the Internet is meme-ing you within an inch of your life. The latest beneficiary (or victim, depending on your viewpoint) of this strange phenomenon is Danielle Bregoli, better known as the Cash Me Ousside Girl: Cash Me Ousside Girl on Dr. Phil In case you’re lucky enough to be unaware of this latest social media star, Danielle appeared on the Dr. Phil Show back in September. For some reason, the Internet decided last month that her appearance was too gloriously bizarre to not become the stuff of meme legend. In fairness, they were right about that. The accent, the threat to fight the entire audience, referring to a bunch of middle-aged mom-types as hoes, and of course – the catchphrase. In recent weeks, “cash me ousside” has been immortalized in countless memes, and Bregoli bragodoccio has been celebrated with the sort multi-layered irony that can only be found on social media. Do people love Bregoli? Hate her? Does it matter? Not in 2017! Hell, Bregoli even received the rare honor of being memed IRL, as the kids say: Howbow dah, indeed! Now, Dr. Phil and his producers are sending some seriously mixed messages by rewarding Bregoli’s behavior with another interview! Yes, the 13-year-old will make a triumphant return to the show that made her famous some time next week. The Dr. Phil Show shared the news this on Thursday, but the air date for Bregoli and Phil’s second round has yet to be announed. Will she offer up material for more classic memes? Probably not, as the joke is roughly 4 billion years old in Internet years, and it seems unlikely that Danielle will show Harambe-like longevity. But will she deliver through-the-roof ratings? Also, probably not, because if Snakes On a Plane taught us anything, it’s that Internet lulz usually don’t translate to commercial success in other media. But hey, at least Danielle will get to enjoy a rare 16th minute of fame. And to that we say, howbow dah?
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Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them…. She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar… She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame… The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey. The post Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them…. She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar… She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame… The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey. The post Mariah Carey Working Out in Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .