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One Dance: Donald Trump Allegedly Plans To Hit A Twirl With Caitlyn Jenner At The Inauguration Ball To Prove He’s Down For LGBTQ

Donald Trump Planning To Dance With Caitlyn Jenner Caitlyn Jenner may not be about to take off what she’s got on the pages of any magazines anytime soon…but she may just break the internet this weekend with a twirl around the dancefloor. Apparently, Trump is thinking of asking for Caitlyn’s hand in a celebratory dance during the Inauguration proceedings on Jan 20. He wants to send a message to Caitlyn’s community (LGBTQ people) and let them know he cares [insert eye-roll here] through the gesture. According to Page Six , Trump’s advisers think it’s a brilliant idea…and Caitlyn’s people don’t seem to mind the thought either. “It’s a brilliant idea,” a member of the incoming administration told me. Besides mollifying the LGBTQ community — wary of conservative Republicans in general, and of Trump in particular — dancing with Jenner could mend fences within the party. “Time heals all wounds,” one GOPer pointed out. Bruce Jenner was a stalwart Republican long before the parent of six (10 if you count stepkids) transitioned into Caitlyn. “The image of Trump dancing with Caitlyn would send a strong message that he supports gay rights and trans rights,” the Republican said. “A picture is worth a thousand tweets.” Jenner’s publicist said, “Can’t deal in hypotheticals. We’ll just have to wait and see.” Sounds like this cha-cha is definitely going to happen. What it will ultimately change remains to be seen… Splash/AKM-GSI/WENN

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Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

I accidentally watched the people’s choice awards..because someone gave me an old TV and a digital antennae. I realize that I fucking hate award shows. I realize that they are more irrelevant than they have ever been. I realize that the jokes, the people, the concept of awarding winners with ridiculously useless awards….but this one is special…it’s for the people…by the people…but who are these people who are voting…I guess they have access to the internet…probably are the robot drones you know are into this shit…the fake news people…the trump voters… All to make these people money…terrible.. The highlight was Sofia Vergara and her tits saying “hire latinas, we do a good job, you won’t be disappointed”…like busty den mother she is..just look at how she handles that trophy…naughty… Other hightlights…Johnny Depp thanking people for supporting him as he beats his wife… So much garbage……in a world where these award shows don’t fucking matter…because nothing else matters.. J.Lo was there…. Blake Lively was there…. Some Pregnant Bitch was there… Victoria Justice was there… Kristen Bell was there…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

I accidentally watched the people’s choice awards..because someone gave me an old TV and a digital antennae. I realize that I fucking hate award shows. I realize that they are more irrelevant than they have ever been. I realize that the jokes, the people, the concept of awarding winners with ridiculously useless awards….but this one is special…it’s for the people…by the people…but who are these people who are voting…I guess they have access to the internet…probably are the robot drones you know are into this shit…the fake news people…the trump voters… All to make these people money…terrible.. The highlight was Sofia Vergara and her tits saying “hire latinas, we do a good job, you won’t be disappointed”…like busty den mother she is..just look at how she handles that trophy…naughty… Other hightlights…Johnny Depp thanking people for supporting him as he beats his wife… So much garbage……in a world where these award shows don’t fucking matter…because nothing else matters.. J.Lo was there…. Blake Lively was there…. Some Pregnant Bitch was there… Victoria Justice was there… Kristen Bell was there…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scott Disick: Internet Flips Over Size of the Lord’s Dong

What do Scott Disick and Don Draper have in common? Several things, actually: They’re both blackout drunks; they both have trouble keeping it in their pants; and the equipment that they struggle to keep sheathed is the subject of endless fascination on the Internet. Yes, the year is young, but it looks like we already have a winner for the 2017 Jon Hamm Giant Penis Award . The Lord himself, Scott Disick, stepped out wearing a pair of flattering sweatpants recently, and the world was immediately reminded that you can’t spell “Disick” with D-I-C-K. You can check out Scott’s package for yourself, or you can enjoy several hundred words of in-depth analysis below. Seems like an obvious choice, if you ask us: Like the Bieber Wang before it, the Disick Dong proves that a genetic link between douchiness and  So if you’re a young woman who’s considering kicking your habit of dating self-obsessed jack-holes and finding yourself one of those mythical “nice guys” – don’t do it! Is the increase in your peace of mind worth the the absence of an extra-large helping of manmeat in your life? We think not. Sure, there’s been talk of Orlando Bloom having a bigger penis than Justin , but that might be the exception that proves the rule. Citing that example is like saying, “Where’s your climate change now, Obummer?” on a cold day in January. We have no choice but to defer to the scientific community on such important and complex matters, and right now, all we know is that 100% of the two biggest jerk-asses in Hollywood are packing between the legs. Now, you might be saying to yourself, “Oh, what about Jon Hamm? I heard he’s a nice guy.” To which we reply, “You’re wrong, and Hamm is reportedly kind of a DB .” We rest our case. Anyway, let’s get to the really important matter here, which is what all this tells us about Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina: In short: it’s clearly magic. The latest reports have Kourtney hooking up with Bieber again, just weeks after her latest reconciliation with Disick crashed and burned. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV When two of the industry’s most sizable douche dongs just can’t stay away from your hoo-hah, you’re clearly working with something special down here. We’ll have further updates on these supernatural celebrity genitals as more information becomes available.

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Skin Links 1.17.17

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Emma Fleshbot Kate Upton areola peek in a lacy bra  Taxi Driver Movie Ashley Graham’s butt in V Magazine  The Nip Slip Pin-up Girl Rosie O’Kelly is interesting  Drunken Stepfather Rosie Danvers topless in stockings (header image)  Egotastic All Stars “Bone Me” by Bryci  Boobie Blog Sara Jean Underwood Round Up  Last Men on Earth Veteran Badass Sigourney Weaver on The Defenders  Double Viking  … read more

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Douchebag Poses as Justin Bieber, Threatens Fans for Nude Pics

Justin Bieber has mostly been keeping to himself for the past several weeks. Actually, according to a new report, he’s possibly been railing Kourtney Kardashian again , but the singer hasn’t made a big deal about this publicly. While Bieber has been shunning the spotlight, however, some disgusting moron has been acting like Bieber online. And we don’t mean this guy has been playing the guitar or taking his shirt off a lot on a boat in Florida. Instead, Bryan Asrary – a 24-year old from Revere, Massachusetts – has been arrested for allegedly having duped a very young woman into thinking he was actually Justin Bieber. TMZ and NBC News explain that Asrary allegedly came across an nine-year girl back in 2014; she was viewing Bieber’s Instagram page at the time. Asrary proceeded to send a direct message to the unnamed girl, claiming he knew Bieber and saying that he could arrange a text meeting. It’s unclear how the girl responded to this assertion, but Asrary soon upped his bogus and illegal ante. He’s accused of pretending to be Bieber and demanding that the girl send him nude photos of herself, even threatening to hurt her if she refused to comply. In response, the victim sent Asrary naked selfies and video. Late last year, Asrary attempted to extort the same girl in the same fashion. This time, however, the girl told her mother what was going on. And the mother alerted the authorities. Sergeant Peter Hahn of the Human Trafficking Bureau says an investigation was launched on November 3 after police learned that the now-11-year-old was being blackmailed over the Internet for sexually explicit images. “The victim disclosed to detectives that two years prior, when she was just 9 years old, she was viewing the Instagram page of superstar Justin Bieber when she received a direct message from another Instagram user,” Hahn says. He added: “That user (the suspect) stated that he knew Bieber and offered to arrange a text meeting with the victim.” Hahn detailed how the girl was instructed to set up an account on social media service KIK and how she started “communicating… with someone she believed was actually Justin Bieber.” After the girl informed her mother of Asrary’s follow-up attempts to receive more naked pictures, detectives obtained warrants for information from “the relevant social media sites,” which led investigators to identify Asrary as the supposed culprit. And it sounds as though Asrary has been conducting this scheme for years, with victims around the country. Evidence “revealed that the sextortion had been committed from across the nation,” according to Hahn, who alleged that Asrary “not only confessed to extorting the victim for sexual images and videos, but also implicated himself in similar crimes against other young girls throughout the country.” Massachusetts State Police have arrested Asrary on charges of extortion and child pornography, among other crimes. Hahn expects “additional victims” to soon be identified and for Asrary to “face multiple charges in California [where the girl lives] to include extortion, manufacturing child pornography and communicating with a minor with the intent to commit a sex act.” The sergeant has made it clear that Asrary does not know Bieber at all. He “simply fabricated the relationship to influence his young victims.” What a gross individual.

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Douchebag Poses as Justin Bieber, Threatens Fans for Nude Pics

Justin Bieber has mostly been keeping to himself for the past several weeks. Actually, according to a new report, he’s possibly been railing Kourtney Kardashian again , but the singer hasn’t made a big deal about this publicly. While Bieber has been shunning the spotlight, however, some disgusting moron has been acting like Bieber online. And we don’t mean this guy has been playing the guitar or taking his shirt off a lot on a boat in Florida. Instead, Bryan Asrary – a 24-year old from Revere, Massachusetts – has been arrested for allegedly having duped a very young woman into thinking he was actually Justin Bieber. TMZ and NBC News explain that Asrary allegedly came across an nine-year girl back in 2014; she was viewing Bieber’s Instagram page at the time. Asrary proceeded to send a direct message to the unnamed girl, claiming he knew Bieber and saying that he could arrange a text meeting. It’s unclear how the girl responded to this assertion, but Asrary soon upped his bogus and illegal ante. He’s accused of pretending to be Bieber and demanding that the girl send him nude photos of herself, even threatening to hurt her if she refused to comply. In response, the victim sent Asrary naked selfies and video. Late last year, Asrary attempted to extort the same girl in the same fashion. This time, however, the girl told her mother what was going on. And the mother alerted the authorities. Sergeant Peter Hahn of the Human Trafficking Bureau says an investigation was launched on November 3 after police learned that the now-11-year-old was being blackmailed over the Internet for sexually explicit images. “The victim disclosed to detectives that two years prior, when she was just 9 years old, she was viewing the Instagram page of superstar Justin Bieber when she received a direct message from another Instagram user,” Hahn says. He added: “That user (the suspect) stated that he knew Bieber and offered to arrange a text meeting with the victim.” Hahn detailed how the girl was instructed to set up an account on social media service KIK and how she started “communicating… with someone she believed was actually Justin Bieber.” After the girl informed her mother of Asrary’s follow-up attempts to receive more naked pictures, detectives obtained warrants for information from “the relevant social media sites,” which led investigators to identify Asrary as the supposed culprit. And it sounds as though Asrary has been conducting this scheme for years, with victims around the country. Evidence “revealed that the sextortion had been committed from across the nation,” according to Hahn, who alleged that Asrary “not only confessed to extorting the victim for sexual images and videos, but also implicated himself in similar crimes against other young girls throughout the country.” Massachusetts State Police have arrested Asrary on charges of extortion and child pornography, among other crimes. Hahn expects “additional victims” to soon be identified and for Asrary to “face multiple charges in California [where the girl lives] to include extortion, manufacturing child pornography and communicating with a minor with the intent to commit a sex act.” The sergeant has made it clear that Asrary does not know Bieber at all. He “simply fabricated the relationship to influence his young victims.” What a gross individual.

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Maryna Linchuk Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model…and that really makes no fucking difference in the grand scheme of staring at her tits and vagina…..on a cliff with bird…..in some magical place…creating what they consider art…. She’s been in some major campaigns….she’s made a lot of fucking money…probably more than most Belarusian models…because you know companies like Dior….ads for Gap, H&M, Versace….and even the evil Victoria’s Secret fashion show an catalog…pays..even though they could get away with not paying people…there are so many aspiring girls on the internet that will do anything just to be posted on their instagram… None of that fucking matters…what matters is this hip to waist ration, pussy lip sticking it’s tongue out at me and big old money making tits. She’s 29, which is old as fuck, but probably too young to remember waiting in line for rationed toilet paper…giving her an entitlement I don’t like about new generation USSR people…but she still looks good and that’s all that matters in this shallow, superficial, less content – more image world… The post Maryna Linchuk Naked Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blast From The Past: Rotund IG Sensation Lil TerRio JuJus On That Beat And Gets A Light Workout In With The Pittsburgh Steelers [Video]

Remember Lil TerRio? He danced around and “Oooh, Killem’ed” into the hearts of the internet a few years back…but he’s been off the scene for a while. But yesterday, TerRio was able to swing by the Pittsburgh Steelers’ gym and catch a workout with offensive tackle Marcus Gilbert. But of course, after all that healthy isht was over, Terrio got back to jigging and jiggling around to trap hits: Instagram

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21 Texts to Make You Feel Better About Your Relationship

No relationship is perfect. But the following text messages are proof that some relationships might have more problems than others. These are real texts sent by real-life human beings. And while we don't want to pass any judgment on those involved in the exchanges, we do want to say how these back-and-forths make us feel: Relieved. All of a sudden, the interactions between us and our significant others feel a lot more normal. Thanks, Internet! 1. U’re in Trouble, Dude You may want to find someone else, dude. We are just sayin. 2. Love Hurts In some cases, it hurts A LOT. 3. Tacos are Awesome! So is sex. But this way, you can have both! 4. Sorry is Really the Only Appropriate Response Here Well done, man. 5. Not on the Same Page We feel you, though, bro. 6. We’re Shocked This Line Didn’t Work Next time, say that you’re coming home to “make love.” View Slideshow

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