This is what we do with girls we meet on the side of the street…every once in a while…if you can even notice that there is a girl riding dirty in the car…twerking better than she was Miley…because you’re too busy staring at my beautiful face making all those silly facial expressions for the fans…because we know I’m obviously all that matters in this video we shot for instagram…and that ass jiggling’ doesn’t have shit on me….all this to say, I didn’t have sex with this girl, but I am pretty sure I can still smell her on my pants, and I just can’t stop sniffing them… Follow me on INSTAGRAM
Surfer Anastasia Ashley, who as far as I’m concerned not because of her surfing, even though she’s been competing for the last 20 years, because let’s face girls can’t be athletes, we only allow that because lesbians complain when girls aren’t allowed in the country clubs, taverns, etc, so to shut them up, we gave them their own league…. The benefit of their own league, at least in sports that don’t require a dick sized clot, like pro body building, or WNBA, or really anything that a bitch needs to be large as fuck….I am talking sports like tennis, figure skating, even gymnastics and Beach volleyball, and I guess now surfing, if that’s even really a sport, rather than just an excuse to hang on the beach all day and tan….is that the girls are fit..and a fit body, especially booty, is the one thing that everyone can appreciate…and the only thing that really counts when it comes to female athletes….I mean how can you get excited when a bitch breaks a record, when that record doesn’t even come close to records dude broke 5 decades earlier…even just saying “female athlete” makes me laugh…I prefer hot body that does sports and gets paid because we’re equal opportunity… That said, since I don’t care about surfing, Anastasia is best known for her warm-up twerk video and she’s got fans because she’s got a round ass that someone has told her one too many times is amazing….because she keeps posting it…she is always in a bikini…a skimpy bikini…but not in a slutty way…but in a “I’m just going to work” way…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s hotter than all the obvious attention seeking sluts who don’t have any real skill, or ability to really do much more than duck face in selfies…. This video is probably some of her best work, and I’m not just saying that because I am the one who shot it…because I am the one who shot it…oh wait..that’s exactly why I think it’s her best video…because good ass or not…it is all about me….and my iPhone cameraman pervert skills….
I don’t understand how every TV show Minka Kelly does gets cancelled. The girl is one of the hottest pieces around and I’d watch anything she stars in. Well, that’s not true. I didn’t tune into Charlie’s Angels, not because I didn’t want to, but because I think it only lasted one of two episodes. Anyway, here she is at 2013 Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party busting out of tight black dress. Enjoy fellas, it doesn’t get much better than this!
Well, the Scarlett Johansson hotness comeback tour continues at the Toronto International Film Festival. Here she’s at the ‘Under the Skin’ film premiere looking absolutely gorgeous. Obviously, she’s not showing off her cleavage like she did last week , but she’s definitely making me want to see more of her, which is a good thing because for the last three years she had dropped completely off my radar. Anyway, glad to have her back and let’s hope Scarlett keeps on giving us something good to write about in the future.
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