Leading man discusses his upcoming projects, revealing that he’s as excited for the next ‘Star Wars’ film as fans are. By Brett White, with additional reporting by Josh Horowitz
Black Hippy MC believes ‘Swimming Pools’ has tough competition with ‘Can’t Hold Us’ in Best Hip-Hop category. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway
Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys… But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios.. I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.
Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.
I know it’s part of my job to know who Emily Osment is, but I’m guessing it’s probably not part of yours to sit around and look at celebrity T&A all day. Because that’s my job. Anyway, here’s Emily and her pushed-up cleavage at the Elysium world premiere, with a few nice booty shots thrown in for good measure. Oh, and she was in Hannah Montana or something. Happy now? I know I am. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com
These parents need their azzes whooped. Parents Arrested After Daughter Dies Of Heat Exhaustion According to Mail Online The parents of a 23-day-old baby girl have been arrested after she allegedly died from heat exhaustion when they took her on a grueling 1,100-mile road trip in a van that had no air conditioning and only one working window. Christopher and Angela Randolph, age 28 and 26, embarked on a 15-hour drive from Columbus, Ohio, to the tiny town of Ringling Oklahoma, to visit family on Tuesday, police said. They stopped at a gas station in Ardmore, 20 miles from their destination, when they noticed little Hanna, born less than a month ago, had stopped breathing. Temperatures in Oklahoma on Tuesday reached 100 degrees with 30percent humidity by 2pm, when the couple noticed their daughter was dead. She was rushed to the hospital, but pronounced dead. Police believe she died from complications from heat exposure, though a full autopsy is pending, according to KOTV. The couple’s 15-month-old baby who was also in the van was taken into protect custody. The parents, Christopher and Angela, were arrested and charged with child neglect causing death. Police in Ardmore say they have learned the two other children the Randolphs had were removed from their custody by the state of Ohio in 2010. The pair were arrested on Wednesday afternoon by police in Ardmore. Newborn infants have minimal ability to regulate their own body temperature and have fewer working sweat glands than children who are even a few months old. Police suspect the child over-headed in the scorching car because of minimal air flow. Why would you take a baby on a road trip in a van with no AC and one working window?