‘I’m not even planning on winning yet,’ Gomez tells MTV News of her Best Pop Video VMA nomination for ‘Come & Get It.’ By Christina Garibaldi, with reporting by Lauren Child
I love this Amanda Bynes shit. So this is some secuirty video that was sold to TMZ that features a wig wearing Bynes scrambling around a liquor store to try to save her dogs that she accidentally caught on fire when she built a fire using gas in some parking lot, before being sent to hospital for being certifiable. I still think it’s an act, and act I would love to have sex with, because she is both fun and hot and would seem to keep things exciting, despite being a dog killer….or negligent dog owner…. I am a fan and believe that her and Lohan will both win Oscars. I just wish I could find a way to date her.
This is far more fun to watch than twerking, even though if the bitch is fat enough, twerking can be just as dangerous….even thought most girls twerking now aren’t the hot Jamaican floor slapping bitches who simulate sex I used to love, but 14 year old girls, who have no asses thanks to not hitting puberty, who just make the whole thing kinda awkward to watch…but then again, in every club I’ve been to the last 3 months, there’s been at least 5 girls who drop their asses to the ground like a stripper before busting into a twerk, something you’d think they’d be ashamed of looking silly while they do it, while being so glad they did it…kinda like these dudes with their Middle East Ho Down.
This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch… The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”… I mean shit this is jokes…
When I first saw these pictures of Rachel Bilson at the LA premiere of her new movie The To Do List , I was pretty pleased. I mean, it’s not a see-through dress or anything like that, but it’s still a pretty good leg show. But then I read that Rachel plays the slutty older sister in the movie. In which case, shouldn’t she be showing more skin here? She’s dressed more like the girl you take home to mom than the one you take to mom’s basement. Now I just hope she dresses better in the actual movie. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com
Only the best for Nori’s privileged young cakes!!! KimYe are splurging bigtime to outfit their new Bel-Air crib with the finest appliances. Via Page Six reports : Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have spent just over $750,000 on four gold-plated toilets for their new Bel Air mansion. The couple have been staying with Kim’s mom Kris Jenner while work on their new mansion in LA is finished. Now that they have a completion date they have started buying furniture and fittings. Kanye has ordered six special-edition beds from the company that supplies London’s Savoy Hotel, costing $174,000 each. They are also kitting out their kitchen with almost $750,000 of Electrolux gear and a Swarovski- encrusted fridge freezer. Sounds super tacky… but hey, if they like it we love it. SplashNews Continue reading →
Last summer, Tamika Townsend of Louisville, Ky., founded the all-girls Kentucky Fillies Elite Track Club, with the hopes of empowering girls and teens through sports.…
I’ve seen these pose so many times before, whether on Facebook or online dating, and it won’t trick me…partially because I’ve seen Kate Upton’s modeling work, and I know she’s got this dumpy pile of shit belly that doesn’t make any sense to me as to how or why she’s a model, even with her huge tits…but also because I know any girl who puts her hand on her belly, and shoots herself from the tits up…knows exactly what she’s doing and that’s saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS THEY ARE HUGE AND THUS I AM RELEVANT AND DESERVING OF ALL MY SUCCESS BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED OPTICAL ILLUSIONS AND TRICKING BASIC DUDES WHO ONLY NEED TITS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A BITCH”…. Sure, the whole thing would be more upsetting, if she didn’t have these stupid tits, I mean if she was just a flat chested fat model, I’d go into protest outside the SI offices, but like most basic dudes, I appreciate them, even if unlike basic dudes, I hate her for everything else. I’m angry like that. I seek justice for all. Not favoritism for fat girls with fat girl tits. What a fucking pig.
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