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Amanda Bynes to Mac Miller: Hop on My D!ck!!

Amanda Bynes has officially issued her raunchiest Tweet yet – rapper Mac Miller being the lucky recipient – in yet another epic social media outburst. Last night, unprompted as always, Bynes went off about her love for plastic surgery, her renewed hatred for Drake and her apparent love of Mac Miller. Bynes, who heroically had plastic surgery to fix the “webbing” between her eyes, started off by sharing how much she hearts going under the knife. “I Love Surgery,” she wrote, adding that it was SUCH a resounding success that “I Plan On Having Surgery On My Whole Face Straight Up.” Noted. But she wasn’t done. Not even close. “Twitter Is High School For Adults,” she wrote, then proved just how true that is by saying on-off celebrity crush Drake “looks like an ugly old woman. “The only person uglier than @drake is his mom,” Bynes quipped. Ouch. Of course, she’s always hot and cold with Drizzy, adding: “I Know I Love Drake Because If He Got Parkinson’s Or Got Into Some Sort Of Accident & He Looked Different He’d Still Be The Only One I Want.” Hmm. Tuesday, she said Drake had Down Syndrome . Now Parkinson’s? Girl clearly gives a lot of thought to the Canadian rapper and serious disabilities. Anyway … as if that plus a Drake’s mom BURN didn’t give THG enough material, things got even weirder this morning when Miller tweeted at Amanda. “@AmandaBynes please murder my vagina ,” the young “Knock Knock” rapper wrote, in reference to her now-infamous Tweet to Drake. Bynes is game, apparently. She responded in kind: “@MacMiller hop on my dick.” Yes … this really happened .

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Fact of the Day: Luke James and Frank Ocean Went to High School Together

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Luke James is a new breed of r&b singer.  Instead of being the usual pretty-boy artist flashing an oiled up six-pack, James brings a soulful…

Fact of the Day: Luke James and Frank Ocean Went to High School Together

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Mariah Carey’s Being Patriotic of Macy’s

I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE

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Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Some UK Big Brother Trash Topless on the Beach

Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Briley Hale is a New Model and She’s Modeling of the Day

Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…

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Vanessa Hudgens In Sexy Leggings

After a few weeks off, I’m happy to report that it looks like Vanessa Hudgens is back to her old ways, showing off her booty in a pair of leggings as she goes… somewhere. OK, so I’m not really sure about the where part since I pretty much stopped digging as soon as I came across the pictures. But don’t knock my reporter skills, because I still managed to answer the three most important questions in journalism: who, what, and how does her booty look in those leggings? Photos: Fameflynet

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Vanessa Hudgens In Sexy Leggings

After a few weeks off, I’m happy to report that it looks like Vanessa Hudgens is back to her old ways, showing off her booty in a pair of leggings as she goes… somewhere. OK, so I’m not really sure about the where part since I pretty much stopped digging as soon as I came across the pictures. But don’t knock my reporter skills, because I still managed to answer the three most important questions in journalism: who, what, and how does her booty look in those leggings? Photos: Fameflynet

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17th Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Pictures

In today’s important bikini-related news, Hooters held their annual swimsuit pageant recently, which is a pretty big deal for a professional bikini blogger like myself. Of course, it would’ve been much easier for me to cover this momentous event if I’d been invited, or better yet, asked to judge. Anyway, as far as I can tell from the cheap seats, the girl from Kentucky won. I think they made a pretty good choice, but without being able to get up close and personal with the competition, it’s hard to say for sure. Not that I’m bitter or anything. I just think it’s important the best women wins. » view all 42 photos Photos: WENN.com

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