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Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable. I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place….. It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy…. I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe… I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

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Paulina Gretzkey Hanging With Vanessa Hudgens in Her Bikini of the Day

People like Paulina Gretzky… I am guessing it is because she’s raised by some uneducated jock from the working class with more money than God, who gives her all the things he never had growing up, like breast implants… Or maybe they just find her hot, in a trashy party girl kind of way, with a tight looking body probably thanks to the home gym, great trainers and nothing else to fucking do, as daddy made enough money for us to never work. I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, I appreciate that she’s in a bikini and I like that she’s hanging with fellow LA party girl Vanessa Hudgens, wherever they are on vacation, it’s cute.

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911 Is A Joke: Washington Cop Popped For Choppin’ Down Poon Peddlin’ Prostitute In Exchange For Police Info

Serving but definitely not protecting… Washington Cop Arrested Prostitution Sting Yes, the place is really called “Java Juggs”…smh Via ABCNews A sheriff’s sergeant was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a prostitution ring leader in exchange for giving her information on undercover police operations. Sgt. Darrell O’Neill, 58, of Everett, Wash., has served in the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office for over 30 years. He allegedly had sex with Carmela Panico, the owner of several bikini barista coffee shops that allegedly provided the front for her escort service, in exchange for giving her information about a police investigation targeting Panico, according to a police report filed in Snohomish County on Tuesday. According to the report, O’Neill received sexual favors from Panico, her manager Samantha Lancaster, and other baristas. The Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office did not return a request for comment. The investigation began on March 10, 2013 when the Snohomish Sheriff’s Office received tips of lewd activity in a bikini barista coffee stands called Twin Peaks and Java Juggs, according to the report. The sheriff’s office arrested several baristas. They told interviewers about a “dirty cop” who frequently visited the stands and requested sexual encounters in exchange for information, the report said. The “dirty cop” was identified by the baristas as O’Neill, according to the report. Surveillance footage captured O’Neill visiting Panico while he was on and off-duty. “O’Neill has provided guidance to the baristas as to when the best times to ‘perform’ their shows,” the report said. ”He intentionally refrained from performing his duty imposed upon him by law.” O’Neill has been charged with promoting prostitution, official misconduct, and criminal conspiracy. Image via Shutterstock/KOMO Continue reading

People Aint Isht: Daughter Neglects 70-Year-Old Mother As Hundreds Of Maggots Crawl Over Her Wounds To Keep Her Alive

You can look at her and tell she isn’t isht. Daughter Neglects Elderly Woman According to Mail Online A woman has been arrested after police found her elderly mother stuck to her soiled bedding with hundreds of maggots crawling over her, it was revealed today. Firefighters and medics in hazardous material suits had to pull the 70-year-old mother from her home and take her to the Valley Medical Center in King County, where she is listed in critical condition. Her daughter Sherrie Morton, 46, was charged with second-degree criminal mistreatment of a dependent person. She told deputies the maggots only appeared on her mother’s leg wound two days before police arrived. But paramedics say the woman had been injured at least a month before. Doctors said the septic wound and gangrene could have taken her leg. Flies were circling the room where she was found and the 70-year-old complained her legs were ‘burning’. Morton told police it took her hours to change her 400-pound mother’s diaper and bedding and she used shaving cream to clean her. She also admitted she smelled rotting flesh recently. King County Sheriff’s Det Marylisa Priebe-Olson said in court papers: ‘The maggots may have helped keep (the woman) alive due to the fact that they were eating the rotting skin that was infected and helping to slow the infection.’ Morton only dialed 911 when her friend threatened to do it after seeing hundreds of maggots covering the mother’s exposed sores. She described it as a ‘horror movie’ Medical staff removed hundreds of maggots from the elderly woman’s body in the days after she was rescued. Morton said she had been living at the home with her mother for 13 years and insisted she had just changed her diaper and bedding two days before, Seattle Pi reports. She only dialed 911 when her friend threatened to do it after seeing hundreds of maggots covering the mother’s exposed sores. She described it as a ‘horror movie’. Detective Priebe-Olsen told the court the mother claimed to have been well looked after by her daughter. ‘(She) said in the hospital that her care at home was fine,’ the detective told the court. ‘However, (she) did not understand that maggots eating her flesh was not good care.’ Detective Priebe-Olsonalso noted that large piles of garbage were inside the home and there was a strong smell of rotting flesh, feces and ammonia. Morton remains jailed on $150,000 bail. This is a damn shame. We can’t believe the mother didn’t know that maggots crawling on her wounds was not good care. The whole family is stupid.

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Clapback: 2 Chainz Shakes The Bullets Out His Hair And Puts Thirsty Azz Robbers In Check On Twitter

2 Chainz’s street cred will never be the same. Where was all this attitude when ninjas was robbing you for your isht? Everything about the way he handled this screams he isn’t a real ninja. If they robbed you, just admit it….we all know about your fake azz street image homie. Ninja you’re not from the streets because if you were, them ninjas would be leaving in a pine box. A real man stays and scraps for his isht.

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Buzz Bites (6/27/13): Watch Justin Bieber In An Unaired Skit From …

Watch Justin Bieber's unaired Saturday Night Live skit, Adele and baby Angelo visit Central Park Zoo + listen to Prince's remix of Janelle Monae's Q.U.E.E.N. with Erykah Badu in today's Buzz Bites. See the rest here: Buzz Bites (6/27/13): Watch Justin Bieber In An Unaired Skit From …

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5 Reasons Why ‘L&HHATL’ Star Kirk Frost Needs To Have Several Seats!

If you’ve been keeping up with Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta this season then you’re familiar with the disaster that is Kirk and Rasheeda’s relationship.…

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Kendrick Lamar On What Killed His Basketball Career [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO]

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Kendrick Lamar is at the top of his game as a rapper, but did you know he originally dreamed of having a basketball career? Watch…

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Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet. I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful… Who cares, here are the pics.

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Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter… She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set. Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it… Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

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