Claudia Schiffer may be in her 40s, but she was one of those supermodels in an era before instagram, when you actually needed to be chosen and needed to be professional on set, and needed to work fucking hard in order to make the millions…you know before one topless scene in a music video allowed your bird face to be the highest paid, biggest deal, since the fat one got too fat for Sample Size clothing…. She represents and era that’s long gone, when the media fed us people and we had no choice to collectively decide if they were good or not, and for some reason that represents a simpler time, because the masses and general public shouldn’t be responsible for deciding anything, because they are fucking idiots – proven by everything that is popular now… At least when the industry chooses their hits, things like Claudia Schiffer happen…. Here she is revisiting modelling in Marie Claire UK…hiding her old face but still lovely enough for me, even knowing David Copperfield’s best illusion was making his dick disappear inside her….
Here’s my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland at the Vampire Academy premiere, showing the key lesson she’s learned from spending so much time with Sofia Vergara over the years, ABBC: Always Be Bringing Cleavage. See, in my head their training is kind of like that scene in Glengarry Glen Ross , only with less shouting and more heavy petting. Oh, and nobody gets a Cadillac, Sarah just gets more famous and I get a giant pants fire. So far, so good. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yesterday, I said that Selena Gomez needed to step it up to keep her hot streak alive, and looks like she was listening to me, because she busted out this awesome leg show for the paps today. Now that’s more like it! And for those of you who don’t believe that a blogger like me could have any influence whatsoever over Selena’s wardrobe choices… well, you’re probably right. But let me have this one. My mom’s already started bragging to all the neighbors. Photos: Fameflynet
Let’s take a wild guess. She’d been drinkin’ she’d been drinking??? Beyoncé showed off her tig ol’ bitties at the Hennessy bash and we somehow missed it. But the freakazoids at TMZ didn’t : Call her Bouncé … because Queen B advertised more breast last night than Popeyes. Beyoncé was showing off the girls at Hennessy’s Super Bowl afterparty in NYC, wearing a v-neck t-shirt that was so deep it was poetic. She and the twins got their groove on while Nas and Kelly Rowland performed on stage. Proud husband Jay Z was there too … but we all know what the real attraction was. Beyonce’s boobs: easily the most exciting thing that happened in New York last night. Nice right? Well we hollered at photog Prince Williams who snagged these jawns and there are a gang more where these came from. Hit the flip to see “more” of Bouncé along with Kelly Rowland, Jennifer Williams, Hov, Bun B, Fantasia, Estelle, Bow Wow and other celebs. Photo Credit: Prince Williams/ATLPics.net
I’ve never heard of this Vanessa Rivers chick, but hey, that’s never stopped me from posting bikini pictures before, especially not when the hot nobody looks this good in a bikini. According to my sources, Vanessa here is a “celebrity surf instructor” and swimwear designer, which probably explains the awesome bikini body. I’ve never been too interested in surfing, but I feel like I’d definitely enjoy taking a few lessons from Vanessa and those personal floatation devices of hers. There’s only one thing she should know, I’m a very hands-on learner. Photos: Fameflynet
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