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EMA’s Were Yesterday, Selena Gomez was the Host, Other Bitches Attended of the Day

The EMAs were yesterday…and I’m surprised anyone takes any award ceremony serious….it’s all some marketing lie that I guess is for teenagers…but MTV are the ones who make 100s of millions of dollars, reminding me that I know nothing….and they know all…I mean they are the people who created Jersey Shore, the cultural hub of our generation….. Either way, Selena Gomez was the host, she’s like a fucking 12 year old…all tight, baby faced, and kid-like voice, but 18 and legal….so now I get why the pedos like her…it is more that just the whole sex with Beiber that Pedos like to fantasize about – just ask Usher Raymond it’s gotta do with her…she’s no coat tail rider…she claims her own fate…. I don’t know what I’m saying but here are the pics I have access to….of 18 year old acting 12 in some weird fetish….I call sex offender… Other people who attended the EMAs were: Hayden Panettiere may be saving the whales….but not this whale….even though I love the idea of circus Monkeys all up on my dick…. Jessie J with stupid tron inspired, not erotic body suit style that should be taken out back and shot, even if it has a vagina hammock panel segment at her vagina…. Katy Perry with her 50s Hair in Pink – like Some Futuristic throwback that shoulda died in the Vietnam war but that is unfortunately still living…walking amongst us…and worst of all making money by all of us…unfair to all those who actually look good and have talent…. Irina Shayk Showing Off Some Leg for some male attention , Cuz Ronaldo’s too busy giving other males his male attention… Bar Refaeli Isn’t as Good as She Thinks She is…Rocking a Tacky Bar Mitzvah dress from the 80s….Some toddlers in Tiara’s white trash, not hot dress…and she’s a fucking model tapped into all designers…making this make no fucking sense… To See A Bunch More of Selena Gomez EMA Pictures Including Bodysuit…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk Puts her Hours in While I Try to Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

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Irina Shayk Gets Sexy With Her Top Off

Earlier I said that there’s nothing better than a supermodel with her top off, I was wrong, there is… Two supermodels with their tops off. Kate Upton topless was great and all, but Irina Shayk topless is even better. Here’s the supermodel superhottie modeling some jeans or giant fur hats or something, I don’t really care, she’s looking as gorgeous as ever and that’s all that matters. Again, I would have liked a little more sideboob or nipple or something, but I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Needs To Work On Her Bikini Body

It looks like I’m not the only one surprised by the shock upset win by Kate Upton over Megan Fox in my Hollywoodtuna Bikini Showdown . Here’s Megan hiding her face in shame after the big loss. Come on, it’s not that bad. Kate’s just really popular right now, you’ll get her next time. In the mean time maybe hit the beach in a thong or something so that this crap doesn’t happen again. Chin up princess.

Megan Fox Needs To Work On Her Bikini Body

It looks like I’m not the only one surprised by the shock upset win by Kate Upton over Megan Fox in my Hollywoodtuna Bikini Showdown . Here’s Megan hiding her face in shame after the big loss. Come on, it’s not that bad. Kate’s just really popular right now, you’ll get her next time. In the mean time maybe hit the beach in a thong or something so that this crap doesn’t happen again. Chin up princess.

Irina Shayk In The Sexiest Dress Of The Summer

I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Irina Shayk In The Sexiest Dress Of The Summer

I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Aimee Teegarden Is Back In Her Bikini

Ummm… I had this Aimee Teegarden bird on the site just last week I think, and I don’t remember her looking, how should I say this, I don’t remember her looking so healthy. I don’t like it. The shots I had were from Men’s Health magazine and she looked awesome , but looking back they were clearly photoshopped. I’ve been duped! Here I was thinking this chick was a hot skinny up and comer and now I see that she’s just another broad who enjoys her chimichangas a little too much. #disappointed.

Irina Shayk’s Award Winning Hotness

Here’s supermodel Irina Shayk looking as hot as ever while she gets some sort of award the other night. I hope this is for hottest chick on the planet, because I can’t imagine her being qualified to win anything else. Not that it really matters, if I were giving out awards I’d make something up too just so this hottie would show up to claim her prize. Supermodel With The Weirdest Accent or Most Consecutive Days Being Groped By Christiano Ronaldo Without Vomitting … Anything to get that sweetness to my party. more pictures of Irina Shayk here

Irina Shayk And Susan Sarandon Sandwich

It may sound a little weird that I’d like to be the meat in a Irina Shayk and Susan Sarandon sandwich, one of those ladies is pretty old, but I’m not kidding. I would pay a substantial amount to do it actually. To be honest though, other than with another dude, I’d be the meat in an Irina Shayk and pretty much anybody sandwich. She’s just that hot. Those bedroom eyes could empty more than a few bank accounts. Call me.