We all know just how spectacularly good looking Irina Shayk is, she’s a world class supermodel after all, but these might be the hottest shots I’ve ever seen of her. I don’t wear Guess clothing, but I might have to start so we’ll be getting more of this kind of advertising. Amazing. Who thought a backless shirt could be this damn hot? Perfection.
Irina Shayk teaches the youth of today a very valuable lesson they don’t teach in school…and that lesson is to fuck someone famous, rich or successful in business, sport or hollywood and good things will happen to your modeling career….So don’t focus on books and studying…focus on being pretty and not getting fat…cuz no famous, rich or successful person like fat chicks…except maybe Pierce Brosnan …. Hot body, hot photoshoot, who cares how she got there, just be happy she’s doing this while she’s there….cuz we all get to stare.
I don’t know anyone who still reads magazines anymore, but Esquire decided it might be a good idea to get supermodel superhottie Irina Shayk to pose for the cover of their latest issue. I agree. Not only do they get her all hot and bothered trying to rip her tank top off, but they convinced her it would be very artistic if she took her top off. Clever photographer. Unfortunately, Esquire is a family magazine and all the good bits are all covered up.
I’ve had a lot of shots of Irina Shayk up on the site over the last year or so, but I think this might be the first time I’ve got pictures of her in her sexy lingerie. I can’t believe it took me this long. The woman is absolutely gorgeous, even with the Christiano Ronaldo stink all over her, so getting her half naked is awesome. I would like to dip myself in oil and chase this hottie around for a few hours.
Here’s some Irina Shayk in lingerie for Christmas…..All glittery like some kind of Christmas decoration you want to fuck…but probably way less humiliating to fuck than the time your mom caught you with the candy canes up your ass while jerking off to Christmas movies….not that you’d ever fuck her, she’s a supermodel thanks to her high society fucking and you’re not high society….but at least you can jerk off to her pics…tis the fucking season fucker.
It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..
Brooke Burke may be irritating as fuck on Twitter, which from what I understand in my limited, I don’t give a fuck, I just want to see her naked, is her primary work….but when clothed she’s hot as fuck, it’s like I’m watching Wild On back in 99 or some shit, only 12 years and 12 kids later, making me assume her vagina may be a force to be reckoned with, you know like the equivalent of the big boss on your video games, all spitting fetuses out of it’s flappy tenticle filled mouth, but the rest of her, even her fake tits, while I hate fake tits, make up for it proper…. Here she is on a date night, while her army is back home, looking hot in expensive cars….
So this Raphael Mazzucco dude made a book about asses, yesterday I posted the Nicole Scherzinger possibly a man but decent ass despite her cunt attitude pics, unfortunately, today I have more models who get paid for this kind of thing, and really I love ass, it’s the closest thing to pussy, if it has a good shape, I’m down…even if it doesn’t I like looking at it…you see cuz nice tits are easier to achieve than a hot ass…. so here are some models showing their assses for the book….I’m into it…. Alessandra Ambrosio Ass from Above….Booty All Round and Poppin’ Kate Upton….all 19 and from an amazing just been fucked hard face in the pillow angle that makes whoever fucked her wanna fuck her some more…. Bianca Balti reminding me why I love sniffing couch cushions… Christie Teigan Covered in String so that she can live with herself and say she’s never done nude photos…cuz that would make her a whore who used to follow me on twitter but then blocked me…. Irina Shayk covered in Black Semen because I Assume Her Pussy Was Exposed Cuz that’s Just the Kind of Whore she Is…Exposing Pussy to get to the top…
Here’s some bitch who has been in such instant classic movies Friday the 13th and Piranha 3DD but more importantly she’s got a younger sister named Kay who starred in some Disney movies with her, which means only one thing, someone learned how to suck dick for work at a young age…not that it matters…even saying that about Disney people is getting irritating, cuz like Penn State, shit is just fact…powerful people are sick….and you would probably be sick too if you were a powerful person, cuz I’m kinda sick with no power….if you know what I mean. My friends at COMPLEX did a shoot with her, for whatever reason, I mean these are the people who called me the man of 2008…..back in 2007…boy did I let them down….but friends tend to do that to a person….. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s the line-up…. Poster/January: Julie Henderson February: Anne V March: Alyssa Miller Left/April: Genevieve Morton May: Irina Shayk June: Chrissy Teigen July: Kate Upton August: Jessica White Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker October: Jessica Gomes November: Hilary Rhoda December: Esti Ginzburg I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies….. That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know…. Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.
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