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Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples… But I find it wonderful… I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need. But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman… Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage… She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less… The post Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet.. I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people… You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way… And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth… GOOD WORK Georgina…. The post Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on April 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing… There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you…. Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk “Pre Sunset” Post “Lottery Ticket” Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk is Russian, so that means she’s disciplined, and knows her objectives and the tasks needed to reach those objectives. Whether it’s getting out of Russia and making herself famous….getting campaigns and cashing in as a top model cuz she’s hot… Or knowing to lock in the A-Lister Brad Cooper – by getting knocked up by him – knowing it’ll keep on paying….in perpetuity. She was 31 it was time… Clever Russian… She also knows how to pose…her body to hide the damage of the baby weight, or maybe their is no Baby weight…Russians are crazy….with their gold medal wins and nuclear warfare and etc…. I’m still a fan, even though her vagina is broken, despite being a gold winner…. Maybe you’re more into Serena WIlliams Pregnancy announcement…with dot com Billionaire Reddit dude… The post Irina Shayk “Pre Sunset” Post “Lottery Ticket” Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosario Dawson’s Nude Look-a-Like of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know how these things go, if this is actually Rosario Dawson in some nude pics, the lawyers will email me to take it down and I will say with certainty – that these are Rosario Dawson…but until that happens – they are fakes, this is a lookalike and basically clickbait from the internet, but not here, since no one visits this site anymore…yet I keep doing it…WEIRD right… What I do know about Rosario Dawson is that I’m sure we’ve all seen her tits before, so whether this is her or not, who cares… I remember her from KIDS when she was just a real life squatting kid that Harmony Korine gave a break to….who went on to get really fucking famous…..not just a teen in her bra and panties in a pool in a movie about AIDS, but an actual hollywood star.. I’ve heard all kinds of shit about her being the worst, so if this is actually her, she’s rich enough to get Lawyers on us and the pics will be removed, because I’m a respectable dude, but in the mean time – check out her big tits that helped make her famous – because I like big tits. The post Rosario Dawson’s Nude Look-a-Like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What better way to celebrate Suki Waterhouse’s ex boyfriend Brad Cooper, who helped put her on the map, having his baby with the hotter, soulless Irina Shayk he may or may not have cheated on SUKI with, because she’s Irina Shayk a soulless Russian who takes what she feels is rightfully hers, or what she feels she can use to get to the next level of winning at life….thank to post NUDE pics of a fake version of her – because this can’t be actually her – can it?? I mean, sure she’s a low level model actress, scenester chick, and all these girsl are obsessed with selfies, in an era where we are all PORNED up and into masturbating….this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do if I was to write her biography from a distance…because it is the kind of thing all girls do…it’s jsut that all girls don’t look this good. If she was to get a lawyer to get these taken off the internet – she’d be crazy cuz it gives her a little personality…I mean makes her current, with it, my kind of girl.. But then Again this is probably not her, just rumored to be….because that’s what perverts like jerking off to I guess…and it looks good to me….especially the cameltoe pic…I mean this could really be anyone… The post Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What better way to celebrate Suki Waterhouse’s ex boyfriend Brad Cooper, who helped put her on the map, having his baby with the hotter, soulless Irina Shayk he may or may not have cheated on SUKI with, because she’s Irina Shayk a soulless Russian who takes what she feels is rightfully hers, or what she feels she can use to get to the next level of winning at life….thank to post NUDE pics of a fake version of her – because this can’t be actually her – can it?? I mean, sure she’s a low level model actress, scenester chick, and all these girsl are obsessed with selfies, in an era where we are all PORNED up and into masturbating….this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do if I was to write her biography from a distance…because it is the kind of thing all girls do…it’s jsut that all girls don’t look this good. If she was to get a lawyer to get these taken off the internet – she’d be crazy cuz it gives her a little personality…I mean makes her current, with it, my kind of girl.. But then Again this is probably not her, just rumored to be….because that’s what perverts like jerking off to I guess…and it looks good to me….especially the cameltoe pic…I mean this could really be anyone… The post Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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