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Izabel Goulart Gets My Engine Running

It’s tough to keep up with all the different Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, there’s just so many of them, but I don’t get to do nearly enough posts on Izabel Goulart . Because in addition to this awesome new shoot for GQ Portugal , Izabel also has my favorite Instagram page of any supermodel. And if you think these shots are hot, check out her workout pictures . Just make sure you’ve got a bucket of water on hand though, because trust me, it’s an instant pants fire.

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Moment of the Day

Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit. I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.

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Izabel Goulart’s Inspiring Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a fit brazilian model I follow on Instagram because she has an an amazing fit ass like most girls into fitness and that ass flies into America every once in a while to do shit like the Victoria’s Secret infomercial because that’s the point of being tall and fit and a working model who probably makes over a million a year that goes a long way when you’re based back home in brazil…giving he time to promote her fitness one selfie for me to masturbate at a time.. Today, she posted some Victoria’s Secret fashion show shit, because that’s happening on TV tonight and I guess they are pulling every angle to promote the shit…that I won’t be watching because I hate supporting evil billionaire companies and their G-Rated lingerie…I’m more into watching Amateur porn….

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Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny. I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

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Today in Izabel Goulart’s Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the better people to follow on instagram because you get to watch the ex-Victoria’s Secret model, who still does their fashion shows, but who isn’t in their catalogs, which is weird to me, slowly transition herself from a Brazilian lingerie model, to a Brazilian fitness model…because her instagram is all her fitness shit, and if you scroll back you can see the evolution of being toned to being ripped…from lady-like…to her clit is probably the size of a grown man’s thumb, and despite not being as hot as it could be, I do like me some fit girls…maybe not this fit…but it’s better than fat especially when staring at them tits.

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Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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Izabel Goulart Boxing is the Hottest Shit Ever of the Day

What a fucking babe…Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this… While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, and I love watching her updates, because she’s hot as fuck, especially when kick boxing… I’m into this.

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