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Hoy En Mi Gente News: Jenny From The Blizzock Shows Off Her Bawddy In June 2012 Vogue “Team USA” Issue [Photos]

Jennifer Lopez’s Spread In June 2012 Vogue “Team USA” Issue For those of you still checking for Jennifer Lopez and her 40-something-year-old booty, here she is in all of her booty-licious glory in the June 2012 issue of Vogue . The issue features the USA Olympic team and has Serena Williams, Hope Solo, and Ryan Lochte. Peep the pics on the flippy!!

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Hoy En Mi Gente News: Jenny From The Blizzock Shows Off Her Bawddy In June 2012 Vogue “Team USA” Issue [Photos]

Xenia Deli Hot Bikini Body of the Day

I stole these pics from the virgin over at HOLLYWOODTUNA …….and I figure if he’s gonna do the work for me, I’m gonna let him, you know since I don’t have to pay him, I just have to give him a shout out, because otherwise he will cry to me about how he found these in the depths of the internet and I totally robbed him….not that I ever mind bottom feeding or admitting to bottom feeding…It’s kinda my thing….not to mention it’s not like he took the pics of Xenia Deli himself….and really….hot girls always make us do unethical things…like robbing our friends….to fuck our other friend’s wife when he is away cuz you know she looks at you with sex eyes at every BBQ you are invited to….it is just the nature of being a backstabbing, table scrap eating, scavanger of a man….a title I can live with…..even if I’d rather live with Xenia Deli sitting on my face…

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Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Fat Ass of the Day

I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today.. I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character…. I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s. I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous…. But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vogue Discovers How Casper Bagged J.Lo “I Just Came Out Of A Relationship Where I Wasn’t Getting What I Needed”

Something tells us this VOGUE interview wasn’t the “Smartest” idea. Jennifer Lopez covers the April issue and inside you get a pretty good picture of J.Lo and the three main men in her life (soon to be ex Marc Anthony, manager Benny Medina and new boo Casper Smart). Check out the excerpts and photos below: On Her Relationship With Marc Anthony: Anthony peeks his head into the dressing room with his name on it and says, “Where is she?” He eyes the door across the hall and says to no one in particular, “She in here?” He puts his ear to the door and then gently raps on it with his knuckle. “Security,” he says with a devilish smirk, and then nothing. So he knocks harder. “Security!” When he hears that telltale giggle, a big grin spreads across his face, and he opens the door and slips inside. Lopez and Anthony are here today on the Warner Bros. lot in Burbank for a taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote their new Latin talent show, ¡Q’Viva! The Chosen, which will premiere on Fox in early March. Lest you think it’s all smiles for the cameras but war behind the scenes, the two spend the next hour huddled in her dressing room, still friends after all these months. Indeed, in one of the clips from ¡Q’Viva! that they share with Ellen, the two of them bicker like, well, an old married couple, and Lopez cracks that they are the new Sonny and Cher, a knowing joke that grows more apt the further it sinks in. Seven years ago, at Lopez’s Vogue shoot, I noticed that Anthony hung around the set both days, drinking cans of beer and chain-smoking Newports. Lopez is a famous teetotaler. How is this going to work? I thought. When I mention this to her, she cracks up. “He’s still doing it! Look, we are total opposites that way. I’m used to that from growing up where I did. The men kind of drink beer and smoke cigarettes, and women kind of like . . . don’t. But those things were not the issue so much. It became about something else. Without going into detail . . . it’s just really, really sad. And look, we are still going through it, and it’s emotional sometimes and difficult. We’re still friends—and we’re parents. But it’s going to take time.” She pauses. “It’s tough. But for the most part, I feel very proud of the way we’re handling it. I really do. We are doing the best we can for the kids. What you saw today, on Ellen, it’s very dignified and trying to be above all the emotions and pain that come along with a divorce and a family breaking apart. This is grown-up stuff. It’s real, serious, grown-up stuff.” Sounds like it’s not as bad as we thought, but it still ain’t all good… Hit the flip for more on J.Lo’s journey to loving herself better, her relationship with Benny Medina, her kids and how that damn Casper snatched that culo!

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And Now, Darren Aronofsky Directs J. Lo In A Commercial For Kohl’s

When Darren Aronofsky directed a sumptuous Revlon commercial for mascara last year I called it his “least-daring work to date,” but now comes a new project to trump that dubious accomplishment. Behold, the Oscar-nominated Black Swan director’s gripping ad for Kohl’s department store featuring J. Lo singing and dancing to a Kiki Dee cover song, a video that makes Jessica Biel plumping her lashes look like Requiem for a Dream . Kohl’s “Classic. Remixed” from H.K. McCANN on Vimeo . Oh, Darren. Can we go back to those meth PSAs and pretend this never happened? [ MediaBistro via Vulture ]

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J.Lo in Her Bikini of the Day

I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact…. Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo Photoshoot Stuntin’ In A White Swimsuit With Baby Boo Thang Casper By Her Side.

J.Lo was snapped doing a swimsuit photoshoot in Miami Friday with her 24-year-old boytoy Casper Smart on set… and all over her! Looks like the cameras caught an intimate moment there. J.Lo tooting her cakes up and flashing them thangs in a revealing swimsuit when you continue…

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Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally… Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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Poor Thang: Jennifer Lopez Runs Off The Stage Crying After Singing “If You Had My Love”

It appears as if Jenny from The Block has feelings too… Via Radaronline: Jennifer Lopez let her emotions and her tears flow while singing about love Saturday night. During her headlining performance at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration, she broke down in tears and ran offstage sobbing. After an acoustic performance of If You Had My Love, Jennifer addressed the audience, telling the packed house it was “the first song I wrote about love.”Visibly distressed, she then added, “what is love? As the last song I wrote about love…a lot has changed since then.” As she sang, pairs of dancers appeared in spotlights around her. One couple had a P. Diddy look-alike with the female dancer wearing a copy of her infamous slit-down-to-the navel Versace gown. Another had the male dancer mimicking Cris Judd with the girl in jeans and a T-shirt, while another pair had the girl wearing a seafoam green gown on the arm of a Ben Affleck double. Most telling was the dancing couple who recreated Lopez and Marc Anthony during their sizzling American Idol performance last May, just weeks before they announced their split. “At the end of the song she started sobbing and had to take a few moments to keep it together,” an onlooker told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She held it together for one song but then ran offstage crying. SMH. More photos from the performance…

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Thee Sexy Hawthorne Scene With Marc Anthony & Jada Pinkett-Smith That Set Off Divorce Rumors! [Video]

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Thee Sexy Hawthorne Scene With Marc Anthony & Jada Pinkett-Smith That Set Off Divorce Rumors! [Video]