“Talent” is optional for singers in today’s auto-tune-diseased, gimmick-polluted music industry. After weeks of heated debates, wig snatches and touchscreen warfare over Pt. 1 , it was only right that we drop a Pt. 2. Here are ten more of the worst R&B (and Pop) singers in the game. Take a look. Photo credit: Instagram
Jennifer Lopez Speaks To Katie Couric On Marc Anthony Divorce Jenny from the block discusses her divorce as well as her love affair with her lil K-Fraud Casper: Jennifer Lopez had plenty of doubts about her decision to call it quits with Marc Anthony, the father of her children. During a Friday sit down with Katie Couric on the TODAY veteran’s new show, Katie, Lopez explained that her and Anthony’s 4-year-old twins, Max and Emme, forced her to think carefully about the split. “You never want to break up a family,” the singer, 43, explained. “That wasn’t my dream. My dream was for us to always be together. But things don’t work out, and you feel like it’s the better choice. If I didn’t feel it was the better choice, I wouldn’t have done it, you know? Now that they’ve both managed to move on, Lopez said she’s pretty proud of how she and her ex, whom she wed in 2004, are handling their co-parenting duties.”We’re doing good with it. We love our kids and we have love for each other and we always will,” the Bronx-born beauty shared. “We were friends from before and we’re friends now.” “I believe in love. I believe in marriage,” Lopez said. “I’m just trying to get it right, like everybody else.” As for the much-discussed 18-year age difference between her and Smart? “Until somebody brings it up, I don’t think we really think about it,” Lopez revealed. “We’re just two people who have similar interests and love a lot of the same things and who get along.” Source
J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”… True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing…. I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miley Cyrus has a young tight body….something I have been seeing everywhere lately…thanks to girls getting ready for summer and dressing the fucking part…more open minded to short shorts and no bras….making every man a sex offender just leaving his fucking house….and I think it has something to do with the hormones in the foot…I have this theory that the hormones in the food affects the development of vaginas and sex drive…you know altering bitches to be busty, meaty pussy cunts, who wanna fuck and dress half naked….because all the meaty pussy I’ve seen in my life has been born after 1988…..around the same time food was being made in labs….and I’ve decided to go on a personal quest to study this…with no scientific background…but a labia measuring dream…in hand…I vow to try to reach a solid sample of girls to prove my theory to be truth….it is an exciting journey and I am glad to be taking it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?
Here’s what I’ve been waiting for with all these pseudo-karaoke Rock of Ages glimpses we’ve endured: A look at Mary J. Blige — the realest singer in the cast, if you ask me — doing her thing. Watch as Mary J. as Justice Charlier drops the 411 on neophyte exotic dancer Julianne Hough to the sounds of Journey’s “Any Way You Want It,” which is apparently the rallying empowerment anthem of strippers everywhere circa 1987. All these choreographed limbs and intentionally cheesy-bombastic rock ‘n’ roll faces are actually… growing on me. That said, I can’t quite figure out what kind of ’80s getup Hough is wearing here. What is that, Xanadu -chic? Rock of Ages is in theaters June 15.
The surprise winner of this year’s Forbes Celebrity 100 list was singer-actress- American Idol famous person Jennifer Lopez , who beat out the likes of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga in the magazine’s uber-scientific calculation of the celebrity with the most fiscal earnings and fame. J. Lo even bested Oprah, but then Oprah’s having an off year despite raking in $165 million. Not bad for a former fly girl — and a wily Hollywood strategist , at that — whose second pregnancy-themed movie in a row is coincidentally due in theaters this week. [ Forbes ]