The numbers most often associated with Adele will likely always be 19 and 21 due to her best-selling albums, and her once-in-a-generation vocal talents. But let’s all focus on 25 today instead, shall we? That’s her age. It’s Adele’s birthday, people! The singer’s 2011 was one of the best years ever for a musician, and her 2012 was also notable for a very different reason. Adele gave birth to a baby boy. She and partner Simon Konecki are basking in romantic and parental bliss, with music taking a back seat for the time being, and for that, we commend her. It’s not like she’s gone from the music scene altogether, either. She added her name to the list of 2013 Oscar winners with her James Bond hit “Skyfall.” We wish her the happiest of birthdays!
Ilya Naishuller sounds like the name of a character from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. , but he’s got a better shot at directing a future entry in the James Bond franchise. The 29-year-old Naishuller is a most interesting hyphenate: he’s the front man for the Russian punk band Biting Elbows and a filmmaker who has lit up the Internet — 6 million YouTube views and counting since its Mar. 18 upload — and Hollywood with a remarkable NSFW music video for the band’s new single “Bad Motherfucker.” The video, which is subtitled, Insane Office Escape 2, is a bit like a mash-up of The Matrix and Reservoir Dogs as seen from the perspective of a first-person shooter video game and it has gotten the attention of Samuel L. Jackson and Darren Aronofsky who have praised Naishuller via their Twitter feeds: This is some Buck Wild shit! This coming from a BMF! vimeo.com/m/62092214 — Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) March 22, 2013 so well done: kotaku.com/5991228/this-a… — darren aronofsky (@DarrenAronofsky) March 20, 2013 If you haven’t seen it already, watch it here: The video carries a “2” in its title because it’s a sequel of sorts to video that Naishuller made for Biting Elbows 2011 track “The Stampede,” which has more than 3 million YouTube views. But as you can see, the follow-up is a vast improvement on all counts. If you want to know more about Naishuller and the making of Insane Office Escape 2 , you can read BigThink’s interview with him here , where the punk filmmaker indicates that he attended New York University’s Tisch School for the Arts and has Hollywood agents sniffing around him. IMDbPro doesn’t yet have a listing for Naishuller, but I bet that’s about to change stat. [ BigThink ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Rooney Mara, Jude Law, Channing Tatum and Catherine Zeta-Jones were all on the red carpet for the premiere of Side Effects in New York City, and I asked them what it was like making a modern Hitchcock film. “It pleases me to hear you say ‘modern Hitchcock film’ because that was our hope, to do something like that” said Hollywood mega-producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura. “It’s a tradition that’s been ignored a lot in the last decade.” Rooney Mara plays Emily Taylor, a young woman whose world unravels when the anti-anxiety drug she is prescribed has some unexpected side effects, and the actress told me that signing on for the psychological thriller was an easy decision thanks to Steven Soderbergh’s involvement. “A director is the most important thing” Mara noted about choosing a project. What side effects can audiences expect after seeing the movie? Screenwriter Scott Z Burns hopes “the desire to see it two or three times” is one of them. That’s right, Side Effects is meant to be addictive. Check out my full red carpet interview below: Follow Grace Randolph on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Well played, Honest Trailer people . Sam Mendes makes the first James Bond movie that I’ve ever genuinely cared about, Skyfall , and, with a single four-and-a-half minute trailer you smartly deconstruct the movie in a way that makes me simultaneously laugh out loud and question my sanity. You really rocked my world when you pointed out — and then demonstrated with a comparison clip — that the picture’s climactic scenes at Bond’s ancestral home in Scotland are weirdly reminiscent of Home Alone . I bet that screenwriters Robert Wade and Neal Purvis will be staying indoors for a few days after word gets back to them on that one. The many scenes of Judi Dench frowning and the “absurdly long landscape shots,” as you put it, are also lovely. You bastards. [ Screen Junkies ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Neal Purvis and Robert Wade , the duo behind the screenplays for Casino Royale , Skyfall and more, have been tapped to pen Nicolas Winding Refn ‘s TV series, “Barbarella. ” The pair may be best known for their work in the notoriously skingy James Bond series, but they’ve also written skinsational nude roles for Monet Mazur and Tuva Novotny in Stoned (2005). Pics after the jump!
Do you remember when J.J. Abrams ‘ ABC series Alias was the greatest female spy story of its time? Premiering in 2001, just weeks after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, it starred an apple-cheeked newcomer with just the right combination of hardness and softness. For five seasons and through hundreds of costume changes — does the CIA really spend thousands of dollars on neon wigs? — Sydney Bristow ( Jennifer Garner ) showed the world that a female spy could be just as clever, alluring, and badass as James Bond , even on a TV budget. Since the premiere of Showtime’s spy thriller, Homeland , last year, however, Sydney has been retroactively exposed as Spy Barbie, a product of the girl-power fad of the 1990s. Homeland and the upcoming film, Zero Dark Thirty , which chronicles the decade-long manhunt for Osama bin Laden, make a more serious case for feminism — or a more serious kind of feminism — by pulling their female CIA-agent protagonists from the field and eschewing gold-lamé bikinis for sensible pantsuits. The ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ ‘Homeland’ Comparison Zero Dark Thirty ’s Maya ( Jessica Chastain) and Homeland ’s Carrie Mathison ( Claire Danes) are certainly cut from the same cotton-polyester blend cloth. They’re both young, willowy, fair-haired women hell-bent on finding a man: Maya is after bin Laden and Carrie after Abu Nazir, OBL’s fictional counterpart. They’re no-nonsense women with passion and indignation to spare, and more often than not, the smartest person in the room. They’re frequently the only women in a man’s world, but they’re not the type to make a big deal about it. Their hunches are usually ignored by exasperated higher-ups, but that has less to do with their gender than political convenience and grandstanding. Zero Dark Thirty and Homeland ’s rejection of honeypots in favor of intelligence analysts is instrumental in the reception of the film and the TV show as feminist works. That rejection reflects changing demographics within the espionage community, where female superstar data-crunchers are quickly becoming the norm. Both Maya and Carrie are famously based on real-life women in CIA.. The head of the spy bureau’s Al-Qaeda tracking team recently stated , “If I could have put out a sign on the door [after 9/11] that said ‘No men need apply,’ I would have done it.” But what’s most interesting about the feminisms — that’s feminism with an ‘s’ — of ZDT and Homeland are their different, but equally compelling, approaches to female heroism. The feminism in ZDT follows the “anything a man can do, I can do better” school of thought. It’s impossible not to project that attitude onto ZDT director Kathryn Bigelow , whose filmography strongly suggests a “guys’ girl,” and who received the first-ever Best Director Oscar awarded to a woman for making a macho military movie, The Hurt Locker . It’s difficult not to see Bigelow’s brand of feminism in Chastain’s Maya. Girlish ponytail and pouty lips aside, Chastain’s Maya is essentially a gender-neutral character. When she’s asked about her thoughts on office romance, her response is the closest she ever gets to femininity: “I’m not that girl that fucks.” In other words, the sexless, workaholic Maya briefly dons the mean-girl mask to define herself against all those other “girls” who men might see as sexual partners, instead of colleagues. In a later scene, she takes credit for her discovery of bin Laden’s hideout in a room full of military brass by declaring, “I’m the motherfucker that found this place.” With that short statement, Maya draws attention to her gender by pointedly not drawing attention to it. Anyone can be a motherfucker, man or woman — just like anyone can find bin Laden. Like Zero Dark Thirty , Homeland is rarely about Carrie’s gender. But the character begs to be read as a fervent defense of female hysteria and hyper-emotionality. It’s not PMS that makes Carrie a puppet to her emotions, but her bipolar disorder, a condition that’s spottily and sporadically treated in the show’s first season. Even after a bout of electro-convulsive therapy and a regular regimen of lithium to stabilize her mood swings, Carrie isn’t balanced enough for spycraft. When she helps capture Nicholas Brody (Damian Lewis), the ex-P.O.W. she alone — and correctly — believed to be a terrorist (and whom she later has an affair with), she screams, “I LOVED YOU!” at him while her embarrassed colleagues handcuff and cart him away. But the reason Homeland is a feminist — rather than misogynist — show, even with a caricature of female emotional instability at its center, is that it transforms a trait that has traditionally been used to denigrate women into a professional advantage. This isn’t the kind of gender-neutral feminism that congratulates female CEOs for shattering the glass ceiling. Rather, it questions the value of gender-neutrality and asks why women should want things that men have designated as desirable. Why should a little girl crash toy trucks together, for example, when playing with dolls will improve her verbal and empathy skills more quickly? Or in the case of Homeland , why should Carrie’s emotional instability be counted against her when it’s her perilous leaps of logic and mania-induced zealotry that enables her to see what nobody else can ? Even her ill-advised affair with Brody, fueled by loneliness and uncontrollable desire, helps her collect evidence of his extremism. The different approaches to feminism that Homeland and ZDT embody prove that there isn’t just one correct approach to gender equity: women (and progressive men) can have their feminism both ways. Now if only we could get a female CIA director, or even just a movie about one, already. Bonus note: Do Homeland and Zero Dark Thirty pass the Bechdel test ? Although the central cast of Homeland is basically Claire Danes and a bunch of dudes, it passes with flying colors. ZDT is a bit more complicated. Maya and a female colleague (Jennifer Ehle) discuss work a lot, but work for them is killing and torturing a bunch of men. It doesn’t pass on technical grounds, but it does in spirit. Whether the banner of feminism should be used to ignore, soften, or justify the brutality of torture, well, that’s a discussion for another day . Inkoo Kang is a film critic and investigative journalist in Boston. She has been published in Salon, Indiewire, Boxoffice, Yahoo! Movies, Pop Matters, Screen Junkies, and MuckRock. Her great dream in life is to direct a remake of All About Eve with an all-dog cast.” I Follow Inkoo Kang on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…
As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez
I am as big a fan of Paz dela Huerta as she is of party drugs…all night dance parties…and acting like a weird, unshowered party kid hipster….which is pretty fucking cumbersome…maybe even overwhelming….and definitely…huge…. I am not sure why she’s fat…either too much coke or not enough coke…you know coming off coke and replacing it with food…or jacked on coke and bloating…but I know it’s pretty funny…..but only because she doesn’t give a fuck…that’s all part of the hipster party girl crackhead image that turns me on much about her….I mean these tits have been exposed at parties, in magazines, on TV, in movies, with countless men…who the fuck cares if they are exposed in public…not Paz dela Huerta…but definitely me…I totally care…cuz this pic is AWESOME.