The lovesick on “Catfish” seek out the help of Internet detectives Max Joseph and Nev Schulman because of the duo’s technological expertise and superior snooping, but it’s possible they’d be bested by John, the enamored hopeful featured on tonight’s episode. As an IT professional, the Detroit resident has made a career out of sorting through… Read more
Levi Johnston is on his way to becoming the Kevin Federline of Alaska, impregnating the women of The Last Frontier with prolific virility at the age of 24. His wife, Sunny Oglesby, is expecting the couple’s second child, and Levi’s third overall, having previously pitched a tent and knocked up Bristol Palin . The duo’s pregnancy announcement, revealed this weekend, defies description: The picture posted on TMZ speaks for itself, yet begs so many observations: Levi has his last name, JOHNSTON, tattooed on his arm. Hilarious. Sunny Oglesby drinking water out of her mason jar wine glass is a nice touch. As is the fact that mason jar wine glasses are a thing that exists. The apostrophe is so small, we first thought it said WERE Prego, as in past tense. Which would’ve been more awkward as an announcement. Sunny looks good, even with stuff spilling out of her mouth. Their first kid is a girl named Breeze Beretta . The end. Former political figure Sarah Palin could not be reached for comment. 19 Ridiculous Pics of Levi Johnston 1. Levi Johnston Book Cover This is the cover for Levi Johnston’s book, My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. Yes, this is a real book.
There’s a good reason most porn stars don’t use their real names. They don’t want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling “porn star name generator,” which is exactly what we did to determine these. Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say. The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn? Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself! Celebrity Porn Star Names 1. James Franco James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he’d actually call himself? And let’s not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars , for real. We’re saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions: 15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo.
X Men: Days of Future Past just hit theaters last night, but the film is already enjoying mega-box-office and is expected to turn in opening-weekend totals that will dwarf the receipts of its predecessor, X Men: First Class . The film pulled in over $8 million on Thursday night alone and Marvel Studios is said to have set a goal of $100 million for this weekend. High hopes, indeed, but certainly within reach, as Memorial Day typically provides one of the biggest box office weekends of the year. Despite the impressive one-day total, X Men: First Class has fallen shy of the Thursday night numbers reported by other recent big-budget releases such as The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and Captain America: The Winter Soldier . Such huge numbers across the board have industry analysts predicting one of the most profitable summers that movie studios have seen in recent years. Just last week, Godzilla ‘s box office was reported at a staggering $93.2 million for its opening weekend alone. Strong reviews for X Men Days of Future Past are expected to carry the film to impressive weekend totals. Analysts point out that Memorial Day weekend films often start off slow but outlast other summer releases due to the extra day off enjoyed by millions of Americans. 33 Memorable Movie Posters 1. Yeezus Movie Poster The first poster for Yeezus is out. Kanye West, of course, is behind the mysterious film.
Kristen Stewart is in Cannes this week promoting her new film Clouds of Sils Maria , and while the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is somehow currently beating out an international film festival in terms of star power, Cannes has something that Kimye doesn’t: A bottomless Kristen Stewart! Clouds of Sils Maria Trailer Okay, not completely bottomless, but she’s lying in bed in a thong around the 1:03 mark and that’s good enough for now. Kristen went topless for a Florabotanica ad last week. We have a theory that she’s gradually revealing every inch of herself at different times like puzzle pieces. That way we’ll eventually be able to Photoshop together a fully nude K-Stew. She’s very artsy like that. When Kristen takes off her clothes, she does it in a deep, intellectual way…like when James Franco posts nude selfies to Instagram. Oh, and the movie actually looks pretty good, too. No vampires, but it does suggest a different type of non-traditional romance by hinting at the possibility of a French MILF lesbian threesome. Count us in! But of course, the potential quality of the film is not why you’ll watch the trailer above. No, it’s the promise of a few seconds of K-Stew butt that’ll suck you in, and we don’t blame you. After all, brief glimpses of nudity is what international film festivals are all about. Of course you could always spare yourself the subtitles and just check out the gallery below. We promise you won’t have to pretend to know what “subtext” means. 27 Best Celebrity Butts: Badonkadonk Bonanza! 1. Kesha Hey, it’s Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha’s butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.
Kristen Stewart is in Cannes this week promoting her new film Clouds of Sils Maria , and while the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is somehow currently beating out an international film festival in terms of star power, Cannes has something that Kimye doesn’t: A bottomless Kristen Stewart! Clouds of Sils Maria Trailer Okay, not completely bottomless, but she’s lying in bed in a thong around the 1:03 mark and that’s good enough for now. Kristen went topless for a Florabotanica ad last week. We have a theory that she’s gradually revealing every inch of herself at different times like puzzle pieces. That way we’ll eventually be able to Photoshop together a fully nude K-Stew. She’s very artsy like that. When Kristen takes off her clothes, she does it in a deep, intellectual way…like when James Franco posts nude selfies to Instagram. Oh, and the movie actually looks pretty good, too. No vampires, but it does suggest a different type of non-traditional romance by hinting at the possibility of a French MILF lesbian threesome. Count us in! But of course, the potential quality of the film is not why you’ll watch the trailer above. No, it’s the promise of a few seconds of K-Stew butt that’ll suck you in, and we don’t blame you. After all, brief glimpses of nudity is what international film festivals are all about. Of course you could always spare yourself the subtitles and just check out the gallery below. We promise you won’t have to pretend to know what “subtext” means. 27 Best Celebrity Butts: Badonkadonk Bonanza! 1. Kesha Hey, it’s Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha’s butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.
Another day, another eyebrow-raising shirtless Instagram photo of James Franco, who enjoys nothing more than publicly blasting shirtless James Franco photos. The actor’s latest effort was captioned, “SELFIEMADNESS The adderall diaries.” He will soon star in a film based on Stephen Elliott’s memoir by that name: Looking like he’s in prime seduce underage girls on Instagram mode, Franco is seen with pants unbuttoned and his underwear exposed in a provocative manner. That or the 36-year-old’s just trying to mimic the image posted next to his mirror, which from the looks of it is a 1975 Robert Mapplethorpe self-portrait. Either way, it’s pure vintage, borderline creepy James Franco. Earlier this year, the topic of James Franco selfies came up after he tried to pick up a teenager using social media (he backed off when he learned her age). He later explained his Instagram love to David Letterman: “To me, it’s just a fun thing,” Franco said. “It’s something I don’t put a ton of thought into, but it gets a lot of attention. I have a lot of followers on Instagram. “It’s not like I’m going out there putting that on billboards.” James Franco TMI Selfies 1. James Franco Revealing Selfie A revealing selfie by James Franco … in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence. “Ostensibly, Instagram is for my fans. But now all the bloggers are following me on there so they’ll just take it and use my images for whatever they want.” “I didn’t ask you to look at it! It’s what the people want !” As for the whole underage girl, thing, he admitted on Live with Kelly and Michael that it was not a hoax, and “I used bad judgment. I learned my lesson.” He also addressed it on SiriusXM’s Howard Stern Show. “Seventeen is legal in New York, but that being said, it’s still pretty damn young,” said Franco, who is single. “They make it out like I’m pursuing young women.” “I’m not going to high schools looking for dates. I’m leaving work and they’re coming there. So, I’m seeing attractive women. Like anybody, I was trying to meet somebody.” “It’s just that my dirty s–t gets put out internationally.” You do have some control over that, James, when it comes to using social networks to meet someone and what you post on there, but we do see your point. James Franco Tries to Pick Up Girl Online 1. James Franco Instagram Seduction! Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide.
Another day, another eyebrow-raising shirtless Instagram photo of James Franco, who enjoys nothing more than publicly blasting shirtless James Franco photos. The actor’s latest effort was captioned, “SELFIEMADNESS The adderall diaries.” He will soon star in a film based on Stephen Elliott’s memoir by that name: Looking like he’s in prime seduce underage girls on Instagram mode, Franco is seen with pants unbuttoned and his underwear exposed in a provocative manner. That or the 36-year-old’s just trying to mimic the image posted next to his mirror, which from the looks of it is a 1975 Robert Mapplethorpe self-portrait. Either way, it’s pure vintage, borderline creepy James Franco. Earlier this year, the topic of James Franco selfies came up after he tried to pick up a teenager using social media (he backed off when he learned her age). He later explained his Instagram love to David Letterman: “To me, it’s just a fun thing,” Franco said. “It’s something I don’t put a ton of thought into, but it gets a lot of attention. I have a lot of followers on Instagram. “It’s not like I’m going out there putting that on billboards.” James Franco TMI Selfies 1. James Franco Revealing Selfie A revealing selfie by James Franco … in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence. “Ostensibly, Instagram is for my fans. But now all the bloggers are following me on there so they’ll just take it and use my images for whatever they want.” “I didn’t ask you to look at it! It’s what the people want !” As for the whole underage girl, thing, he admitted on Live with Kelly and Michael that it was not a hoax, and “I used bad judgment. I learned my lesson.” He also addressed it on SiriusXM’s Howard Stern Show. “Seventeen is legal in New York, but that being said, it’s still pretty damn young,” said Franco, who is single. “They make it out like I’m pursuing young women.” “I’m not going to high schools looking for dates. I’m leaving work and they’re coming there. So, I’m seeing attractive women. Like anybody, I was trying to meet somebody.” “It’s just that my dirty s–t gets put out internationally.” You do have some control over that, James, when it comes to using social networks to meet someone and what you post on there, but we do see your point. James Franco Tries to Pick Up Girl Online 1. James Franco Instagram Seduction! Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide.
Another day, another eyebrow-raising shirtless Instagram photo of James Franco, who enjoys nothing more than publicly blasting shirtless James Franco photos. The actor’s latest effort was captioned, “SELFIEMADNESS The adderall diaries.” He will soon star in a film based on Stephen Elliott’s memoir by that name: Looking like he’s in prime seduce underage girls on Instagram mode, Franco is seen with pants unbuttoned and his underwear exposed in a provocative manner. That or the 36-year-old’s just trying to mimic the image posted next to his mirror, which from the looks of it is a 1975 Robert Mapplethorpe self-portrait. Either way, it’s pure vintage, borderline creepy James Franco. Earlier this year, the topic of James Franco selfies came up after he tried to pick up a teenager using social media (he backed off when he learned her age). He later explained his Instagram love to David Letterman: “To me, it’s just a fun thing,” Franco said. “It’s something I don’t put a ton of thought into, but it gets a lot of attention. I have a lot of followers on Instagram. “It’s not like I’m going out there putting that on billboards.” James Franco TMI Selfies 1. James Franco Revealing Selfie A revealing selfie by James Franco … in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence. “Ostensibly, Instagram is for my fans. But now all the bloggers are following me on there so they’ll just take it and use my images for whatever they want.” “I didn’t ask you to look at it! It’s what the people want !” As for the whole underage girl, thing, he admitted on Live with Kelly and Michael that it was not a hoax, and “I used bad judgment. I learned my lesson.” He also addressed it on SiriusXM’s Howard Stern Show. “Seventeen is legal in New York, but that being said, it’s still pretty damn young,” said Franco, who is single. “They make it out like I’m pursuing young women.” “I’m not going to high schools looking for dates. I’m leaving work and they’re coming there. So, I’m seeing attractive women. Like anybody, I was trying to meet somebody.” “It’s just that my dirty s–t gets put out internationally.” You do have some control over that, James, when it comes to using social networks to meet someone and what you post on there, but we do see your point. James Franco Tries to Pick Up Girl Online 1. James Franco Instagram Seduction! Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide.
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