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REVIEW: Appetites Go Awry in Nifty, Nasty Horror Import We Are What We Are

You might want to catch We Are What We Are before its inevitable, much-too-glossy remake brightens the walls of American multiplexes. I saw it last fall at the 2010 Fantastic Fest in Austin, where writer/director Jorge Michel Grau’s deft confidence at rendering his tale of family dynamics gone horribly awry in Mexico City got his film a jury prize.

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REVIEW: Appetites Go Awry in Nifty, Nasty Horror Import We Are What We Are

Friday Box Office: Glee-ful Dianna Agron Falls Short Of Mean Mom January Jones In Battle Of The TV Blonds

Dianna Agron’s chances of being Glee ‘s first cast member to become a movie star hit a small snag Friday as her first major film, I Am Number Four , underperformed at the box office, leading Unknown , the Liam Neeson and January Jones thriller, to the number one spot. Critically panned cross-dressing comedy Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son had to settle for number three, barely beating out Just Go With It . Your Friday box office is here.

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Un-nude: Theater Roundup 2-18-11

This weekend in theaters, the new superhero flick I Am Number Four , the Liam Neeson thriller Unknown , and the supernatural spookfest Vanishing on Seventh Street offer up a combined total of no boobs, zero butts, and bupkus bush. But Mr. Skin can still tell you where to see the stars strip. I Am Number Four Glee babe Dianna Agron doesn’t make her nude debut in the teenage superhero sci-fi flick I Am Number Four and neither does her co-star, Aussie babe Teresa Palmer . And the closest thing that Emily Wickersham , who also appears, has ever done to nudity is her underwear-clad performance as AJ’s girlfriend on The Sopranos . the only actress in this movie who’s ever stripped on screen is racktastic redhead Judith Hoag , who once flashed flesh on an episode of Carniv

Grow A Pair: Billy Ray Cyrus Whimpers About Not Having Any Control Of His Fast-Azz Daughter!

What type of man does an interview about “losing” his daughter?? You better get out there and snatch her lil a** up! Billy Ray Cyrus hasn’t spoken to Miley since her bong rips. “There’s no doubt” his family is under attack from Satan. LiLo spent Valentine’s Day with SamRo. January Jones only feels safe when photographers are near. Tuesday gossip sins. In a trainwreck interview with GQ, Billy Ray Cyrus says “there’s no doubt” that his family is under attack from Satan. The devil’s instrument of torture: Hannah Montana. “I’ll tell you right now, that damn show destroyed my family.” Before the Cyruses moved to L.A., they had a group baptism in Tennessee. But the devil attacked as soon as his brood arrived at the Los Angeles city limits, when Miley pointed to a sign: ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY: ATHEISTS UNITED. “A physical sign. It could have easily said ‘You will now be attacked by Satan. Entering this industry, you are now on the highway to darkness.’” Apparently Billy Ray hasn’t spoken to Miley since her bong-ripping video surfaced: “I’m scared for her. She’s got a lot of people around her that’s putting her in a great deal of danger.” He compares Miley to Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, and Anna Nicole Smith, then concludes, “I should have been a better parent. I should have said, ‘Enough is enough, it’s getting dangerous and somebody’s going to get hurt.’” If the Cyrus family erupts into a feud, it could be the bloodiest Hollywood has ever seen, equal parts Spears, Lohan, and Southern Baptist tent revival. [GQ,] Stop with your “Achy Breaky” bullsh*t and go grab that lil b*tch out the streets and sit her a** down somewhere! Source

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Useless Sluts at a Low Level Charity Fashion Show of the Day

There’s nothing like a charity event that brings out all the biggest low level celebrities in one night…..I guess they work on a volume discount for discounted talent in volume mentality where 20 trashy idiots no one cares about or remember but who have been on TV for a minute or two…is far more cost effective than having one big name…cuz it’s a fashion show and they need models…otherwise the event would last 5 minutes…something I am sure every girl you’ve tried to get with both paid and unpaid is familiar with…. Bad jokes make the world go round…remember that…as you re-read this post for the gospel that it is. Suzanne Somers Needs a Date with her Thighmaster…. Denise Richards Lookin’ Like a Fucking Monster Eva Amuri not Showing Her Tits Even THough Her Tits are all that Matters….I mean other than her mother’s tits… Dita Von Teese cuz She really doesn’t matter, if anything she scares the fuck out of me, if anything she’s overrated, if anything Burlesque is for ugly fat chicks with little creativity, if anything I remember her lesbian porn career…if anything, it was no good. Audrina Patridge was Supposed to be in Red…But Was TOo Stupid to Figure that one out… Patti Labelle brings the stupid faces and cleavage….

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January Jones’ For the Farmer’s Daughters Fetishists of the Day

January Jones looks a lot like a 12 year old boy from the 70s about to jump on his BMX to save ET or some shit, but I’m not gonna play that angle, cuz that would be pedo shit, something I like to avoid, so I’ll just play this one up as a farmer’s daughter outfit for those of you who have serious issues and dream about one day having your car break down on some dusty country road, where a helpful farmer invites you to stay in his barn, only to have his busty, curious daughter jump your civilized city dwelling dick, only to get caught after you accidentally hurt one of the pigs, only to have the farmer come out shotgun in hand to chase you away pants around your ankles…. All this to say, January Jones is overrated and the only way she’s hot is if you’ve got a serious fucking imagination.

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Camille Grammer to Kelsey: Good Luck!

Camille Grammer is officially divorced from Kelsey Grammer, and trying her hardest to come across as okay with that. Just hours after a judge make her split from the actor legal, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star released the following statement: “I have a great many mixed feelings about today. I’m sad for what was, yet excited about the road ahead. I’m grateful to my family and friends who have stood by me through this time. I will never forget their love and support. What I most hope is that Kelsey and I can improve our communications and truly co-parent our two wonderful children. And I wish Kelsey and Kayte love and happiness in their new marriage.” Interesting note: If you look closely enough at these words, you can actually see the steam coming out of Camille’s ears when she wrote them.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Split Because of His Constant Touring, Source Says

Ashlee Simpson filed divorce papers to end her marriage to Pete Wentz this week in a move that caught even cynical gossip readers by surprise. The split is being called amicable, but it was her call , sources say, and due in large part to a series of arguments over Pete Wentz’s music career. His commitment to touring with his band had been a sticking point between the two for some time now and finally led to Ashley filing for divorce . It was good while it lasted. [Photo: Pacific Coast News] The 26-year-old former singer was “fed up” with her husband being away from home for extended periods of time and wanted him to focus on being a dad. “Ashlee and Pete would argue constantly about him touring,” a source told Radar . “Since she gave birth to Bronx she hated him being away from home.” “She wanted him to stop the band life and work more on producing music, so he could be around to concentrate more on being a husband and father.” “She hated him being away and said she felt like a single mother.” “When Fall Out Boy went on hiatus things were great and it was just like old times, but Pete formed his new band and then he was off touring again.” “I think that Ash just finally had enough. She put all her musical aspirations to the side to concentrate on being a mom and it is a big bone of contention with her that Pete just swans off around the world with his buddies like he’s a single guy.” “They had a major fight in October before he headed off to Europe, but then tried to make a go of things over the holidays for the sake of Bronx.” “They decided to take a break to both cool off and reassess, and both realized it was bad for Bronx to be around parents fighting all the time.” “Pete is due to head off again on tour in a couple of months and I honestly think Ashlee filed for divorce as a way to shock him into canceling his plans, or at least modifying them and giving in to her demands to be with her and Bronx.” “It’s not going to work though, Pete’s not going to play that game.” “It’s a really sad situation because they do genuinely love each other, and I would pretty much swear that neither of them is seeing someone else – but they just want totally different things in life and neither one is willing to compromise.” Well, there’s your unsourced, anonymous but realistic-sounding update.

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X-Men: First Class Trailer Trailer: Watch Now!

Gone are Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry and others. But one of the world’s most popular movie franchises lives on, as X-Men: First Class will hit theaters on June 3. A look at a young Mageto, Xavier and more, the prequel stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Rose Byrne, January Jones, Zoe Kravitz Jennifer Lawrence and Jason Flemyng. Get your first look at the blockbuster in this trailer and decide: Will you go see it? X-Men: First Class Trailer

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X-Men: First Class Trailer Trailer: Watch Now!

X-Men: First Class Trailer Trailer: Watch Now!

Gone are Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry and others. But one of the world’s most popular movie franchises lives on, as X-Men: First Class will hit theaters on June 3. A look at a young Mageto, Xavier and more, the prequel stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Rose Byrne, January Jones, Zoe Kravitz Jennifer Lawrence and Jason Flemyng. Get your first look at the blockbuster in this trailer and decide: Will you go see it? X-Men: First Class Trailer

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X-Men: First Class Trailer Trailer: Watch Now!