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Claudia Schiiffer Revisits Modeling of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After posting a January Jones pregnancy picture, I have no choice but to reflect on her baby daddy who was rumored to be Claudia Schiffer’s husband, forcing me to compare her dumpy shit, with Schiffer’s latest photoshoot for Vogue because as you can imagine, Claudia Sciffer is fucking hot and has been for at least 2 decades, while January Jones fucking sucks….even though I’m drawn to broken homes….Claudia Schiffer’s dysfunctional home is highly more erotic but harder to break into…here are the pics…

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January Jones Baby Shower

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“January was in a happy and playful mood,” the source continues. “She even kicked off her sandals and strolled along the beach with a friend, dipping her toes into the ocean, smiled and playfully splashed her girlfriend.” Jones’s baby — a delivery surprise — is due in early fall. Baby shower — at the beach! Mom-to-be January Jones was fêted by girlfriends — including Mad Men costar Christina Hendricks — at a shower to celebrate her upcoming arrival on Saturday in Malibu. Mingling on an ocean

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Nicki Minaj Stupid Tits and Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot… That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….

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January Jones Pregnant Beach Party of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.

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January Jones Really Illegit Pregnant Vagina of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something…. Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut. These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream. Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

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Mr. Skin’s (Non) Nude Movie Report: X-Men: First Class

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All right, you know the drill, Skin fans: there’s no actual nudity in the PG-13 mutant reboot X-Men: First Class , unless you count Jennifer Lawrence ‘s boobs covered in blue paint, and we do not. But if you’re a fan of miniskirts, go-go-boots, garter belts, and bras (and who isn’t?), then there’s some Grade A cheesecake in this First Class : Rose Byrne , January Jones , Zoe Kravitz , and the aforementioned Ms. Jennifer Lawrence all get sexy in 60’s styles that’ll make any fan of retro rackage harder than Wolverine’s adamantium claws (sorry, wrong movie)! See sexy stills from X-Men: First Class after the jump!

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Claudia Schiffer is the Hot Bitch Who Got Cheated On of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s. What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood. What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it… Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.

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January Jones baby bump picture

Posted on May 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“I feel great. I haven#39;t had any weird physical side effects,” January Jones, 33, told us at Wednesday’s New York press conference for her new movie X-Men: First Class. “I feel pretty lucky so far.” Expecting her first child in the fall, mom-to-be January Jones is experiencing a pain-free pregnancy. Without any physical discomforts or any mood swings, the Mad Men star says she’s also not dealing with any odd cravings. “Everybody is asking that. I haven’t yet,” she says. “It#39;s a bummer.

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January Jones Dog Walking Tits of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones…. Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career…. More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces. Follow Me

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January Jones Dog Walker of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am changing the site to be the official January Jones dog walking fan site. Yeah – it will officially make this site the most boring, disappointing place to visit on your internet journey…but I feel compelled to this shit for some reason I call her tits…. That for some reason she rarely shows when walking her dogs….but for some reason I still download and upload the pictures So here’s the latest set of her not as hot as she looks in photoshoots or at events…cuz she’s one of those bitches who needs professionals to make her look hot..but lucky for her, guys will fuck anything, especially when it isn’t fat or when it is on TV and has the media’s stamp of approval… Here are the newest dog walking pics.

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