We probably don't need to tell you that David Eason is not a good guy. He's a bigot and a shameless opportunist, and there's very good reason to believe he's guilty of child abuse. But despite his many, many flaws, as far as anyone can tell, David is not guilty of viewing, producing, or distributing child porn. So for once, the former Teen Mom 2 star's latest temper tantrum might actually be justified … 1. Bad Dad Dave David isn’t winning any Father of the Year awards anytime soon. In fact, CPS has been called to his house 20 times in less than a year. 2. Problem Parents David and his wife, Jenelle Evans, have both been accused of mistreating and neglecting their children, but the latest allegation is really a case of fans being overly sensitive. 3. Jenelle and Ensley Both David and Jenelle posted this pic on Instagram earlier this week. It was removed from the site along with another photo after several users reported it as child porn. 4. One Mad Dad “My beautiful family! Why would you stupid people report these pictures as child pornography?” David captioned the photos after he re-posted them. 5. Angry Eason “F-ck you Instagram, f-ck all of you b-tches that reported these pictures,” he continued. 6. How Did This Happen? It’s hard to imagine how something like this could be allowed to take place. Fortunately, David was happy to explain the situation … View Slideshow
As you've no doubt heard by now, Hurricane Florence thrashed the Carolina coast over the weekend, claiming several lives and leaving utter devastation in its path. As you may have also heard, Jenelle Evans decided not to evacuate ahead of the storm, despite the fact that local authorities implored everyone in her community to relocate to safer territory. Because she's responsible for three young children, Jenelle was rightly chastised for this decision on social media. And because her Russian roulette-like gamble didn't result in any deaths or serious injuries, she's currently doing a victory lap on Instagram. Of course, this is Jenelle we're talking about, so that victory lap involves fake guns and blatant lies. See what we mean in the gallery below … 1. Hurricane Queen She did it! Jenelle survived Hurricane Florence. So now, she can get back to doing what she does best — being obnoxious on social media. 2. That’ll Teach You to Be Compassionate! Jenelle went OFF on fans who dared to express their concerns for her family on social media. And now she’s out to prove that not only did she survive, she did it with flair. 3. Saint Jenelle Jenelle and her husband, David Eason, have taken to social media claiming that they’ve set about cleaning up their community and helping their neighbors. 4. All Talk? The only problem is, for all of David and Jenelle’s talk about rescuing those in need, they don’t seem to have actually done anything of value. 5. The Realization Jenelle was lucky in that her area wasn’t hit terribly hard, but many in nearby towns experienced profound devastation. 6. Turns Out Hurricanes Are Serious Yes, eventually, even Jenelle came to realize that hurricanes are nothing to be trifled with. Ironically, she then began doling out safety tips, even though she had attacked others for doing the same just hours earlier. View Slideshow
On Wednesday, Jenelle Evans tweeted about Hurricane Florence numerous times. We can certainly see why the topic is at the forefront of her mind, as that's probably the case with just about every coastal Carolinian at the moment. But Jenelle's tweets were different from those of the other folks offering live updates from her region. While many expressed concerns, Jenelle posted rain-drenched bikini selfies. While others detailed their evacuation plans, Jenelle announced her intention to stay put … along with her three young children. Obviously, she took a lot of flak for downplaying this potentially deadly storm, but don't worry, today she offered a detailed explanation: It seems those who criticized her were all just jealous haters who can suck it. Jump into the gallery below for her full response, which is 100 percent, uncut classic Jenelle: 1. Jenell-fie Jenelle kicked things off with this selfie. Many of her followers rightly felt that the lighthearted, exuberant tone of the pic didn’t jibe with the seriousness of the situation. 2. Get This Girl Off Twitter Jenelle was stunned by the negative reaction to her tweet, but instead of deleting it and offering up a sincere apology, she decided to make things much worse. 3. Mad Mom Jenelle, as you may know, is an angry person. Like, you’d have a hard time finding an angrier person who’s not currently behind bars for a violent crime. And she likes to let the hate flow through her on Twitter. 4. Jenelle Evans: Confused, As Always Jenelle doesn’t understand. But to be fair, the girl’s not feigning ignorance. She genuinely doesn’t understand the situation. 5. Explain It Like She’s 5 When many, many people attempted to make it clear to Jenelle that using an impending natural disaster to call attention to your thirst trap bikini pics is horrendously inappropriate, she got even more upset. 6. Still Missing the Point Jenelle can’t see how people could possibly view her bikini pics as obnoxiously narcissistic. And because this is Jenelle we’re talking about, she’s been getting angrier and angrier as the day goes on … View Slideshow
If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you're probably aware that Kailyn Lowry has three sons by three different fathers . As a result, she's been criticized on a fairly constant basis by oddly puritanical reality TV fans. Apparently, there are Amish folk with basic cable out there. Who knew? It goes without saying that these people are morons, and Kail has nothing to be ashamed of. But in the interest of setting fire to gender norms and toxic double standards, we'd like to take things a step further and propose that Kail deserves a place alongside Carrie Bradshaw and Daenerys Targaryen on the short list of genuinely empowered, sex-positive women who have graced our television screens. Sure, she doesn't have any pet dragons, but she does earn bonus points for being not only an actual real-world human, but a representative of chronically under represented groups such as single moms and bisexual women. So whether you love Kail or irrationally hate her (It's pretty much always irrational when you hate someone whose actions in no way impact your life. Just sayin'.), join as we make the case for Ms. Lowry as the most sexually woke of all the Teen Moms: 1. Living Her Best Life Kail has described herself as the most hated of all the Teen Moms, and while that title could probably be more accurately applied to Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham, it’s not hard to see why Lowry feels so maligned. 2. An Army of Haters Much of the anti-Kail criticism has to do with her alleged promiscuity, which is absurd for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that there’s no indication Lowry has been with an inordinate number of partners. 3. Who. Really. Cares? More importantly, it doesn’t matter if Kail has slept with a lot of people. Sure, she stars on a reality show, and her personal life is bound to be a topic of discussion on social media, but that doesn’t mean every opinion that every viewer expresses about her personal life is valid or un-problematic. 4. The Obvious Point For starters, if Kail were a man, she’d be applauded for much of the same behavior for which she’s currently maligned. 5. The More Important Point On top of that, based on what we’ve seen of her on screen and heard about her from her past partners, Kail is in no way abusive in her relationships. 6. Doing It Right She doesn’t engage in risky behavior for its own sake. She doesn’t use her sexuality in a way that’s likely to cause harm to herself or others, and she’s famously cautious about introducing her children to her partners. View Slideshow
Jenelle Evans … doesn’t the girl ever need a break from being just the absolute worst? Like, shouldn’t there be at least a few days out of the year when she goes “Man, maybe I should just chill today and take some naps instead of actively trying to make myself look like the biggest jackass in all the Carolinas”? You’d think so — it really does seem like it would be tiring — but you’d think wrong. Jenelle has proven time and time again that she has the stamina and the know-how to be awful every minute of every day, and with this new little scandal, she’s doing just that. See, there’s been a whole lot of focus on her pool lately, what with all the talk about her lack of a pool fence and the possible legal ramifications she may face for being dumb about it There’s also been a whole lot of focus on Kaiser, what with the most recent round of abuse allegations and CPS investigations . So considering that, it just makes sense that Jenelle would feel like sharing a video featuring both Kaiser and the pool, both perfectly safe, would be the thing to do. But alas, it was not, because Jenelle shared this video instead. Jenelle Evans: Look How Safe My Pool Is! The video shows Kaiser jumping into the shallow end of the pool, without a life jacket or floaties or an adult catching him. In her caption, Jenelle explained that “Now that Kaiser can swim, he loves to throw in his toys and dive!” Which is sweet, and we’re glad he seems to be having a good time, but still, the video is just a little bit terrifying. Kaiser is clumsy in his diving — you know, because he just turned four — and the way he jumps in, it really looks like he could be badly hurt. And while David Eason is creeping nearby, it still looks like the poor kid flounders a little too long before working his way back up to the surface. Maybe we’re making a big deal out of nothing though, right? Maybe this is just how lots of people get their kids feeling comfortable with swimming. But if we’re wrong about how scary this is, then most of the commenters on the video are wrong too. “How deep is that?” one of her followers asked. “Cause I just saw an almost broken neck there. Jesus Christ.” “Probably be a good idea not having him dive straight down at the shallow end …” another person pointed out. Many, many people told her that he shouldn’t be diving straight down at the shallow end of the pool, and several insisted that he could have broken his neck, too. The video even earned some criticism from her actual fans — one wrote “Normally I would think everyone was just being a crybaby but that jump did make my heart sink. Sorry!” “I’m not one to really care what someone else is doing with their own child, but this made me say ‘OMG’ out loud,” another normally chill person told her. This outrage was enough for Jenelle to do one of her traditional early morning Twitter rants , so you know it hit home. Over there, someone tried to tell her how dangerous diving into the shallow end is, but you know she didn’t listen. “Yeah so let me have Kaiser dive in the deep end where he can’t swim?” she responded. “You need to recheck your common sense.” It was suggested that perhaps she didn’t let him dive in at all, but she said “Why not?! We are scuba divers… why wouldn’t we want Kaiser to learn that?! Wow, lol.” And then when a follower said that perhaps Kaiser should learn to swim better before getting into diving, she replied “Lmfao he knows how to swim….” Which is funny, because just a few minutes before that she said that he couldn’t. She finished her little rant with “Not arguing with y’all at 6am,” even though that’s what she’d been doing, and she deleted her tweets. Classic Jenelle, right? Look, whether you love her or love to hate her or hate to hate her but still can’t quite look away, this is all ridiculous, right? But hey, that’s our girl! View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans’ Son Says What We’re All Thinking: Mom, You’re a Real Piece of S–t!
Jenelle Evans … doesn’t the girl ever need a break from being just the absolute worst? Like, shouldn’t there be at least a few days out of the year when she goes “Man, maybe I should just chill today and take some naps instead of actively trying to make myself look like the biggest jackass in all the Carolinas”? You’d think so — it really does seem like it would be tiring — but you’d think wrong. Jenelle has proven time and time again that she has the stamina and the know-how to be awful every minute of every day, and with this new little scandal, she’s doing just that. See, there’s been a whole lot of focus on her pool lately, what with all the talk about her lack of a pool fence and the possible legal ramifications she may face for being dumb about it There’s also been a whole lot of focus on Kaiser, what with the most recent round of abuse allegations and CPS investigations . So considering that, it just makes sense that Jenelle would feel like sharing a video featuring both Kaiser and the pool, both perfectly safe, would be the thing to do. But alas, it was not, because Jenelle shared this video instead. Jenelle Evans: Look How Safe My Pool Is! The video shows Kaiser jumping into the shallow end of the pool, without a life jacket or floaties or an adult catching him. In her caption, Jenelle explained that “Now that Kaiser can swim, he loves to throw in his toys and dive!” Which is sweet, and we’re glad he seems to be having a good time, but still, the video is just a little bit terrifying. Kaiser is clumsy in his diving — you know, because he just turned four — and the way he jumps in, it really looks like he could be badly hurt. And while David Eason is creeping nearby, it still looks like the poor kid flounders a little too long before working his way back up to the surface. Maybe we’re making a big deal out of nothing though, right? Maybe this is just how lots of people get their kids feeling comfortable with swimming. But if we’re wrong about how scary this is, then most of the commenters on the video are wrong too. “How deep is that?” one of her followers asked. “Cause I just saw an almost broken neck there. Jesus Christ.” “Probably be a good idea not having him dive straight down at the shallow end …” another person pointed out. Many, many people told her that he shouldn’t be diving straight down at the shallow end of the pool, and several insisted that he could have broken his neck, too. The video even earned some criticism from her actual fans — one wrote “Normally I would think everyone was just being a crybaby but that jump did make my heart sink. Sorry!” “I’m not one to really care what someone else is doing with their own child, but this made me say ‘OMG’ out loud,” another normally chill person told her. This outrage was enough for Jenelle to do one of her traditional early morning Twitter rants , so you know it hit home. Over there, someone tried to tell her how dangerous diving into the shallow end is, but you know she didn’t listen. “Yeah so let me have Kaiser dive in the deep end where he can’t swim?” she responded. “You need to recheck your common sense.” It was suggested that perhaps she didn’t let him dive in at all, but she said “Why not?! We are scuba divers… why wouldn’t we want Kaiser to learn that?! Wow, lol.” And then when a follower said that perhaps Kaiser should learn to swim better before getting into diving, she replied “Lmfao he knows how to swim….” Which is funny, because just a few minutes before that she said that he couldn’t. She finished her little rant with “Not arguing with y’all at 6am,” even though that’s what she’d been doing, and she deleted her tweets. Classic Jenelle, right? Look, whether you love her or love to hate her or hate to hate her but still can’t quite look away, this is all ridiculous, right? But hey, that’s our girl! View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans’ Son Says What We’re All Thinking: Mom, You’re a Real Piece of S–t!
Is Jenelle Evans the worst mother on all of Teen Mom? Could be, yeah. She definitely has some competition in a franchise that also includes the likes of Amber Portwood and Farrah Abraham, but she’s the only one who’s been investigated by CPS this month , so … Anyway, the point is that Jenelle is just not all that great at parenting, and she’s proved that many, many times over the years. Remember when she had Jace and told her friends that having a baby was like being in jail, and then she said that she thought it’d be OK if she went out and partied all night because her newborn would be sleeping anyway? Or when she signed over custody of Jace to her mom so she could smoke weed with Kieffer and get arrested a ton? That kind of stuff happened eight years ago, but there are plenty of examples from this year to choose from as well. For instance, all those child abuse allegations against Jenelle’s husband, David Eason. Look, we could spend days going over all the horrible, awful things Jenelle has done as a parent — literal days, probably — but let’s just get down to business and talk about this new thing, all right? Because this new thing Jenelle’s doing to fail at parenthood is illegal and also potentially life-threatening. See, last year, before the swamp started eating her house , Jenelle decided to get a pool. She’s shared a lot of pictures of it since then, and it does look pretty fun. The kids seem to enjoy it, which is nice, considering everything else that allegedly goes on out there. But there is an issue: she’s never put a fence around the pool. Her social media followers have been hounding her about this oversight ever since the pool came to be, so much that she’s actually commented on it. All the way in September, she tweeted that “of course” she’d put a fence around it, with “a pull lock like at public pools.” She added that “To get your permit approved for your pool you have to get a fence, also to protect wildlife.” And yet here we are, nearly a year later, and does the pool have a fence? You know good and well it does not. This issue has been getting more attention lately, probably because Jenelle’s been posting more photos and videos featuring the pool now that it’s summertime. Like this one, where you can clearly see that there’s no fence: On that photo, she received comments like “Y’all need a fence around the pool b4 a child drowns idiots” and “I would rather fence in my pool than bury my child but I guess that’s bc I’m logical.” One person advised her to “Put a safety fence up around that pool or just like that an accident with those children can happen in Another pointed out that “She doesn’t even know the first thing about carseat safety, why would she care about her kids drowning?” Believe it or not, while Jenelle has tons and tons of haters , she also has some fans, and those people tried to defend her by saying she does have a fence around the yard — you can see it in the background. It’s true, the fence is obviously there, but it fences in the entire backyard, so the kids can still go outside and directly to the pool. And according to North Carolina state law, that’s simply not good enough. Radar Online reached out to someone from the North Carolina building codes department, and that person confirmed that, legally speaking, you have to block off your pool. According to the law, any kind of outdoor pool is required to have a barrier that meets certain standards. There are lots of specific measurements that barrier must have — it has to be a certain height and in a certain position, that kind of thing. But since Jenelle doesn’t have any barrier at all around her pool, that means she’s breaking the law. Will anything come from this? Probably not. After all, Jenelle’s done heroin, abused animals, and stolen her mother’s credit cards all on national television, and she’s never even been in jail. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans SLAMMED by Teen Mom 2 Fans: Is She Abusing Her Kids?! Unless something terrible happens, we can’t imagine she’ll face any consequences for this. But still … come on, Jenelle, do SOMETHING right.
Saying that Jenelle Evans is disliked by Teen Mom 2 fans would be putting it very, very mildly. You’d have to go back to Puck on The Real World or The Situation’s coke-iest Jersey Shore days to find a reality star who’s so universally despised. Usually, viewers tend to go overboard in their hatred of a specific villain, but in Jenelle’s case, the contempt is fully warranted. Jenelle has been accused of abusing her children through both neglect and severe corporal punishment. She’s also admitted to doing drugs while pregnant . And as anyone who’s watched even a single episode of the show knows, she’s generally just a mean and nasty person, who’s horrendous treatment of the people in her inner circle is matched only by her utter disdain for every stranger she encounters. And this isn’t a new phenomenon. Jenelle’s been a destructive force in the lives of everyone who crosses her path for such a long time that she’s never had primary custody of her eldest son, 9-year-old Jace, as a judge put the boy in his grandmother’s care almost immediately after he was born. So yeah, TM2 fans are right to hate on Jenelle. And we fully understand why they feel compelled to applaud the news that her house is sinking into the ground. Yes, on this week’s episode, Jenelle and David Eason (who’s equally terrible for reasons we don’t have time to go into) revealed that the laaaaaand they so love is essentially devouring their modular home. Naturally, the couple responded the same way they respond to every problem — by pointing the finger at everyone within pointing distance. Evans and Eason immediately contacted the manufacturers of their prefab home and basically blamed them for the composition of the land that the home sits on. “The house guy in Wilmington is trying to say that we put too much dirt on the land to fill our puddles and that we’re making all the water go down under our house,” Jenelle complained to a friend. “It was flooded to begin with. Our house is sinking basically.” “The county requires us to have positive drainage away from the house.” Eason stated. “You can take that idea and shove it up your ass because my house is falling in the mud. I want my house on stilts.” When he came face-to-face with the VP of the company, David hilariously tried to threaten the guy with a social media roasting: “If I got to pay for it … I guarantee my wife has got about 12 million followers on social media,” he said, adding: “Come back with your checkbook.” Oooo, tough talk. Hopefully, the VP is aware that those are mostly hate-follows. Naturally, fans on social media are downright loving Jenelle’s predicament, and we are 100 percent here for that sentiment. Some of you might be saying to yourselves, “Hey, it’s not cool to wish homelessness on this woman! She’s got kids!” To which we say: and she’s been earning seven figures a year for most of her adult life. Her kids will be fine. Let us revel in our schadenfreude. Sadly, it seems Jenelle and David were able to prevent the demons from dragging their home back to hell, as Jenelle has made no mention of the issue on social media in recent weeks. (And you know she’d be griping up a storm if she had cause to.) But that doesn’t mean her life isn’t in shambles! A preview for next week’s episode shows Jenelle getting a visit from the sheriff , but she appears to be too “dazed” to fully comprehend what’s happening. Never change, Jenelle. Just kidding, please change immediately for the sake of your children. Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the ridiculous life of the Carolina Hurricane. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Flaunts Drug Stash, Ditches Cops, Sinks to New Low!
Carrie Underwood has an amazing voice, a humble attitude, a happy marriage… … and a fake nose? This question is now being asked by a handful of social media trolls after the legendary country singer walked the red carpet of the 2018 CMT Awards in Nashville. Do they have a point? What does this have to do with that awful accident the singer suffered through in late 2017? Scroll through the following photos and comments to find out! 1. Look at Us! Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher do not walk many red carpets together. But they made an exception at the CMT Awards in Nashville. 2. But Whatever… No one seemed to care about the appearance of Carrie and her husband, only about a face they swear looks different than it did before. 3. Compare for Yourself This is a photo of Underwood on stage at the ACM Awards in April, about two months prior to her CMT Awards appearance. See anything markedly different? 4. Like New Lips, Maybe? This is what at least one Twitter user is wondering. 5. Or the Nose? This person is giving a new meaning to the NSFW term “just the tip,” if you know what we mean. 6. This Absolutely Happened! I have total, complete, 100% certainty that Carrie Underwood has undergone plastic surgery. I’d bet my life on it! View Slideshow
As with Jenelle Evans’s previous boyfriends, Nathan Griffith was not exactly a hit with viewers during his time on Teen Mom 2 . But Jenelle has dedicated her life to finding new rock bottoms. And that’s how she wound up with David Eason, arguably the worst baby daddy in the storied history of the Teen Mom franchise. Currently, Jenelle is locked in a custody battle with Nathan , and based on what we’re hearing out of court, things are getting extremely ugly. Like, “ugly even by Jenelle Evans standards” ugly. The latest documents have Griffith accusing Eason of punching Kaiser , Nathan’s 3-year-old son with Jenelle. Not surprisingly, Nathan is less than pleased by these allegations. And so, he hopes to settle the score with David not in court — but in the octagon: “DAVID! I begged @mtv to host a mma fight for us and because of you they can’t now. Fighting words?!?!?” Nathan tweeted this week. Please, I would love to. I want a perfectly legal, conscience [sic] decision (on your part) and good fight.” Griffith added: “I know if it’s in a ring, the moment you come at me… Imma clean that clock of yours and then maybe you can think straight!” “I know you all would love to start a fundraiser to see this fight. And if you get it together, I know I’ll be there and show up to fight for Obviously, this is awesome for many reasons. First and foremost is the fact that Nathan Griffith wants to kick David Eason’s ass, which he could very easily do. (Take away his guns and David isn’t such a tough guy.) But there’s also the fact that Nathan apparently talks like a 79-year-old Korean War vet when he’s pissed off. (We’re totally stealing “I’ll clean that clock of yours!”) Yet another reason this situation absolutely rules? Jeremy Calvert is getting in on the act. We’ve known for quite some time that Calvert hates Eason, and it seems that just like the rest of us, he wants to see David weep like a frightened child as fists of rage rain down upon his skull. “Sh-t, I’ll host it,” Jeremy said in reference to Nathan’s fight tweet. Calvert was among the many who called for Eason to be fired from Teen Mom 2 after he launched a bizarre, homophobic tirade on social media. And this is not the first time that Jeremy has encouraged Nathan in his ongoing battle against David. “If Nathan don’t [sic] try to get his kid, I don’t know what to tell that dude,” he tweeted earlier this year. “I would have already been in court… even if I had to empty my savings account out, I’d go broke.” Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how badly David needs to get his ass whupped.
