OH LOOK – Kendall and Kyle Jenner are whoring…they must be getting instructed by their team that due to summer vacation, their numbers are dropping and it is important to bring them back up, since the family’s future relies on them…you know being shameless, opportunistic whores requires STRATEGY…and apparently…plastic surgery, face injections and half nakedness….I approve of…but the rest of it…just take them out back and put them out of their misery for the benefit of society as a whole… The post Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It seems like every few weeks, a new Kylie Jenner plastic surgery rumor makes its way across the social media landscape. Much of this has to do with the fact that Kylie’s appearance has changed considerably over the last three years or so. And it doesn’t help that she’s already demonstrated a willingness to lie about going under the knife. Kylie only admitted to sporting ” temporary lip fillers ” after hundreds of before-and-after photos demonstrated that either she’d had work done, or she was in the midst of one very long allergic reaction. Now, some other surgically enhanced body parts have captured the attention of Kylie’s millions of fans. And though she’s certainly not shy about showing them off, it’s safe to assume that the 19-year-old won’t be opening up shelling out for a new figure anytime soon. This time around, the rumors started as murmurs following the latest round of revealing Kylie bikini photos. They turned into shouts over the weeked thanks to this seriously unsubtle selfie: Needless to say, the reaction from fans was swift and focused largely on Kylie’s boobs: “Holy fake boobs!! I was wondering when she going to really show them off,” one fan commented. “Kylie Jenner had to up her implant size. I wonder what size those are,” wrote another. One of the problems with documenting every moment of your life for millions of social media followers is that it’s very difficult to change your appearance without anyone noticing. In fact, some fans believe they’ve narrowed down the timing of Kylie’s breast augmentation to a window of a few weeks. (Winter of 2016 seems to be the leading theory.) They cite as evidence photos like this, from the summer of 2015, when Kylie seemed significantly less, um … top heavy. There have even been rumors that Kylie recently increased the size of her implants, but that seems unlikely. In all likelihood Kylie has only undergone cosmetic procedures a handful of times (unless you count each round of lip injections), but the result has been a complete change in her overall appearance. We don’t begrudge her a little tinkering. After all, we think many who scoff would do the same if they were young, rich, and constantly in the public eye. But we do wish she’d be more open about the work she’s had done, so as not to give her young fans the idea that they too will one day wake up with a new set of breakneck curves without help from a team of SoCal’s finest docs. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
The first thing I thought when I saw these pictures? What’s that cougar doing posing in a bikini next to Kendall Jenner ? Then, after I realized it was just her younger sister Kylie , I figured maybe their rich parents got some kind of a package deal for this photoshoot. 2 for the price of 1. Because according to my sources, these were taken as part of Kendall and Kylie’s “new swimwear line” for Revolve. So, ladies, if you want to look like a Hollywood rich kid/fake model or a plastic teenage cougar, now there’s a swimwear line just for you.
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Dakota Fanning has a nipple, which is good to know, because after seeing her grow up in the entertainment industry, not in a creepy way like most of her fans, who either jacked off to her early roles, or jacked off excited for her to hit 18, I was more creeped out by her whenever she did interviews…and just assumed she was a fucking robot…well ROBOTS don’t have nipples…no do they…so I guess she’s just a victim of abuse from parents that had a dream to milk the fuck out of their kid… The post Dakota Fanning Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid are fucking useless trash and they are in bikinis looking as uneventful as they are…because they are not that hot, they are not that important, they are hacks, they are bullshit, yet they are still getting paid, their egos fed, as they sit and compete over who is more important while knowing very well that they are equally trash…deep down in their hearts…all delusional people know the truth… I anxiously await the drug overdoses after people stop caring and they fade out to irrelevance…unless they know the scam will end soon and are just milking it hard…..hopefully I am alive to see it happen…because knowing they will die is magic. The post Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kylie Jenner is a monster…some Frankenstein shit..put together in the pool house turned Plastic Surgery office where her dad got his pussy built…because some dads build old classic cars in the garage, other dads build furniture, some dads fuck the mistress in the garage, while her dad, or who we assume is her dad but who probably isn’t because she’s a Kim Klone, made from Kim DNA, gets his dick folded inside out to match his tits…weird… Well, turns out his daughter’s got TITS of her own and she’s showing them in a magazine… The post Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kylie Jenner’s reality TV series might be going the way of Rob & Chyna. By that, we mean it’s probably going to be a steaming pile of garbage that still manages to pull in solid ratings. Life of Kylie has been in production for a while now, but apparently, insiders of the show are furious with the way the 19-year-old has been acting . Hey, it’s not like anyone ever compliments a Kardashian for the way they act. We’re convinced Kris Jenner holds weekly classes with her brood to make sure they know what their plan is to stay in the headlines for the week. With Kris resorting to promoting healthy tea products on social media, the family must be in dire straits. If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you will already know that Kylie Jenner is one of those teenagers who gets everything she wants. That’s sort of what happens when you are brought up in front of reality TV cameras and you have a life that most would kill for. As sad and pathetic as it sounds, Kylie’s blatant attempts to get in the headlines are probably brought on by her desire to be the biggest celebrity in the family. Just like her brother, Rob Kardashian did during the production of his own series, Kylie has allegedly been holding up the shooting of Life of Kylie and has even been skipping out on production some days. Jenner “refuses to go into the studio and do her pickups,” a source close to production revealed to Radar. We always hear things about the Kardashians being difficult people, and we’ll be taking these claims with a pinch of salt. There’s no confirmation of it. “It is like Kylie doesn’t even care, she just ignores any schedule that dictates when she is supposed to be in the studio.” Being in production, it takes a lot to set filming days up, so you can only imagine the looks of disgust Kylie must be getting if this is, indeed, how she’s been acting. “Kylie just doesn’t show up when she is needed, and no one knows that she isn’t coming,” the source continued. That’s totally uncool, and it won’t be doing much for the morale on set. Maybe Kylie is worried about the show being a failure and is having second thoughts about sticking with it. It’s not exactly the best time to launch a new iteration of the series when you consider just how terrible the parent series is performing in the ratings. “Kylie is upset at how the show is turning out, and she is running out of content. She does not want to give too much away … but the footage just seems boring and basic to her!” Keeping aspects of her life hidden from the series is not going to do much to make it a success. Viewers will be able to pick up on Kylie keeping quiet about things. “She’s totally spoiled and doesn’t care about anything. It’s unprofessional,” the report concluded. Something tells us the Kardashian family will be blacklisted by E! if they are really skipping out on filming. What’s the point of signing up for a TV show to bail on filming at the drop of a hat? There’s also the possibility Jenner is too busy too filming because she’s trying to find a way to deflect the latest scandals that rock her young life. The series is set to debut this month. If you like watching someone showing lots of cleavage and a side dose of sass, you will love it. If not, then you can make it watchable by taking a drink of vodka every single time she takes a selfie. Yawn. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Channels Barbie in RACY New Photo Shoot!
According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.
