I’m not sure I’m supposed to be posting pictures of teenagers in their hipster mom short shorts, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. Someone needs to get this Kendall Jenner chick under control before she becomes another attention whoring Kardashian. I think it’s too late.
These pictures of the Jenner sisters, who are both underage, and now performing lesbian incest in tight, short dresses isn’t inappropriate…they share a mother with the kardashians and that whore devil woman Kris has taught them all the keys to success where she fucked up……it wasn’t a marry an Armenian who is rich in LA hustle…it was make your own money whoring to the public hustle….cuz in both cases you’re a whore…at least with public interest you make more money whoring….you know it took her years to sort that one out and pass on to her money making offspring….why else would she have 6 of them….. So these girls are just living up to family tradition….making everyone proud as she carries them into the next generation of money making….this time underage so Kris Jenner gets her “management” cut…. So it is ok to sexualize them, even if it is illegal, cuz that’s what their mom wants you to do….it pays for the luxuries of life you know….
We all know that Kendall Jenner is underage and that we probably shouldn’t be looking at pictures of her in a tight dress. So what are we supposed to do with a picture of her and her younger sister in tight dresses looking like they’re going to kiss?…… Look away.
I don’t know what to say about these pictures of a teenage Kendall Jenner . I don’t know what I’m allowed to say about these pictures of a teenage Kendall Jenner without going on some sort of government list. Here she is walking down the street in a short skirt showing off her long teenage legs. I think that’s alright. Enjoy.
Caption this one “Thanks for getting me another big check Mom!” Rob Kardashian celebrated his 25th birthday in Las Vegas with big sister Kimmy Cakes and mom Kris Jenner. Do you likey Kimmy Cakes’ sequined sweater dress??? WENN More On Bossip! Underrated Cakes: The Ladies With The Backs You Might’ve Mistakenly Missed Out On! Forbidden Fruit: A List Of Celebrities Who Were Spotted Playing Freaky Kissy Face With Family Members Nicki Minaj Flossin’ Her Cakes In A Pink ‘Kini On The Beaches Of Hawaii For New Music Video Solange Knowles Keeps Her Natural Hair, Vintage, Hippy, Hella Colorful Steez Alive On The Cover Of Time Out New York Magazine
That’s it. We are gonna have to boycott Ellen DeGeneres after all. Not because she’s the spokesperson for JC Penney , of course, nor because she’s a homosexual. But because the talk show host interviewed Bruce and Kris Jenner on air today, actually treating the topic of their daughter’s marriage to Kris Humphries like a legitimate story. “I trust my kids and we give them a lot of support,” Kris Jenner said. “As a mom you want your kids to be really happy. What makes them happy makes us happy. It’s our job to support them, so I don’t question some of their decisions.” This same nonsense went on for a couple minutes, with Ellen even saying at one point it “must be hard” to be Kim these days. At least we assume she was talking about Kim; she may have been referring to Ray J’s penis when he was having sex with Kim on tape. Bruce and Kris Jenner on Ellen
This might be a tad bit yucky. Kris Jenner is the spokesperson for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils! What is it? Follow the press release: “Zestra is a topically-applied, over-the-counter product from Semprae Laboratories, Inc., that is clinically proven to enhance women’s sexual pleasure. Jenner, a 56-year old mother of six and wife of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, is a savvy entrepreneur who has helped build successful brands for herself and her daughters.” Here’s how you use it…(hide ya kids, wife, husband, uncle and german shepherd): • Open a Zestra packette across the top, starting at one of the grooves on either side. • You or your partner gently massage the contents of one Zestra Personal Packette* onto the clit, labia and outer areas of the va-jay-jay. • Within 3 to 5 minutes, you will begin to feel initial sensations—the Zestra Rush.™ These effects will peak at about 10 minutes and last up to 45 minutes. Just grab these intimate oils and rub them on your nethers. Just remember to think about Kris’ Crypt Keeper face when you’re doing it. Yeah, you’re probably going to need to dump a gallon of that oil on your goods if you have to think about Kris Jenner before getting your freak on. Why do they even need her to be their spokesperson anyway? Doesn’t “it makes your hoo-ha feel like Heaven” sell itself without Kris’ help? Just a thought. More On Bossip! For The Conspiracy Theorists: A History Of Alllll The “Evidence” That Bey Was Never Carrying A Gut Full Of Anything Ho Sit Down: The Most Hated Sports Wives And Girlfriends Of All Time Are You My Daddy? Khloe Heats Up The DNA Debacle By Posing With Kris Jenner’s Ex-Jumpoff Hairdresser The Side-Eye: Ne-Yo Makes It Rain In An Atlanta Strip Club With His Baby Mama To Convince Us That He Isn’t Rooty-Tooty Fresh And Fruity [PICS]
Mother Kris Jenner’s demands for editorial control reportedly kill family’s deal with American Media Inc. By Jocelyn Vena Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian Photo: Denise Truscello/ WireImage Is the Kardashian brand in a deep dekline ? It seems that several of the family’s in-the-works projects are no longer in the works. The New York Post is reporting that Kris Jenner’s demands have killed a deal that would have seen publishers American Media Inc., the company behind The National Enquirer and Star, creating a Kardashian-themed magazine. Sources say that mama Jenner tried to play hardball with the publishers, demanding that she get full editorial approval when it comes to Kardashian-related content in any and all of the magazines the company publishes. “AMI chief David Pecker made it clear that there was no way he was going to tell his editors what stories they could and couldn’t do,” a source explained, adding that the company “balked” at her stipulation. Perhaps in response, Star magazine recently published a cover story claiming that the late Robert Kardashian is not Khloe’s biological father . Speaking to MTV News, a source close to the negotiations took no issue with the accuracy of the story, hinting that the deal is indeed dead in the water. A rep for the family told the Post, “Kris has never had a conversation with AMI regarding this issue [of her demands]. But the allegations contained in the Star article about Khloe not being a Kardashian are completely fabricated, false and untrue. Robert Kardashian is absolutely her biological father, so of course she was upset over their story.” It’s not the only blow the Kardashian brand is being dealt. According to previous reports, the ladies had been in talks with Mattel to work on their own Kardashian-themed Barbie dolls . It seems, however, that those plans have also been shelved. A rep for Mattel told MTV News, “As popular as the Kardashian sisters are, at this point in time we are not manufacturing Barbie-branded Kardashian dolls.” Related Photos Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries: A Whirlwind Romance Kourtney Kardashian: A Year In Photos The Evolution Of: Kim Kardashian
Katherine Heigl is not only open to a return to Grey’s Anatomy , she admits she’s proactively asked if she can reprise her long-gone character, Dr. Izzie Stevens. Surprising, after leaving the series on a bitter note two years ago after more than one public spat with its producers and ABC. But now she’d welcome a return. Seriously. The One For the Money star said in a recent interview: “I’ve told them I want to I don’t know… Being a showrunner and being a writer of a TV series like that is so complicated … how many characters are there now?” “She’s balancing about 40 different storylines, so I don’t know if it fits in to their sort of vision for this season or next or however many seasons it goes.” “I really, really, really want to see where [Izzie] is. I just want to know what happened to her and where she went and what she’s doing now,” she adds. “My idea is that she actually like figures it out, and finds some success at a different hospital. She was always floundering, always one step behind the eight ball.” “I want to see that girl take some power back.” Would you like to see Heigl on Grey’s Anatomy again? [Photo: WENN.com]
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