Jennifer Aniston had the best premiere of her life…because she paid some chick to show up with a mustache and wig topless…because everyone loves titties…even not that great titties…because they are titties… The premiere was for some breast cancer thing….sounds fun….and although not topless, Jennifer Aniston brought her tits there…because shes the director of one of the segments…but more importantly….she owes alot to her tits…and if she ever got breast cancer…and they had to amputate those chronically hard nipples…she’d likely be forced into retirement…so milking breast cancer is works out better for her…makes her feel like she’s doing a difference…and speaking of difference…I don’t hate Jennifer Aniston anymore, despite how cunty I assume she is, I actually find her kinda hot…it’s probably cuz she’s getting fucked…you know since you always want what you can’t have and she was so desperate after Brad Pitt cheated on her, that I just assumed anyone with even half a testicle could get her… Who cares. Here’s her tits.
I almost didn’t post these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord , I’m sick of seeing her blow kisses to the camera like a complete lady douche, but at the eleventh hour I decided that her tight body far outweighs her douchiness and relented. Here she is at some premiere the other day wearing a sweet tight dress that really shows off that skinny hot body of hers. I can’t really see much of her breasts, but I would dry hump a shark in the face to get a bite out of that booty. What a profile.
Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly known for her flashy outfits, late night partying or accidental lady junk flashes, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that these pictures of her flashing her bra are kind of lame. Here she is at the premiere of some made for TV movie, that sounds about right, doing her best to look like a hot piece. Meh. I’ve seen worse I guess. Although, the lady I saw breast feeding her baby outside my house yesterday did more for my libido than this bra flash. Not a good sign.
For a notoriously private guy, Brad Pitt surprisingly opened up a can of worms with his comments about his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston in Parade magazine. Remarks the actress and her camp are said to have “gone ballistic” over. Regardless of the Moneyball star’s intentions, saying he wasn’t leading an interesting or fulfilling life pre-Angelina Jolie, and that he was “trying to pretend my marriage was something that it wasn’t” reated a PR firestorm. How did the former Mrs. Pitt react? “She was annoyed,” a pal close to the Horrible Bosses star says. “She thought that it was rude and inappropriate.” Team Aniston angrily reached out to Pitt’s representatives, according to Us Weekly , and “They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act.” Within 24 hours, Pitt had surprisingly released a statement clarifying and lamenting the pretend marriage comment while praising his former spouse. Jen “is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman,” Brad swears. Still, the Pitt source says, despite his claims that it was all spun wrong , “no one believes his words were taken out of context – he said what he said.” Why say that in any context? Yhough Pitt is clearly happy with Angelina Jolie and their kids, “We think he’s jealous [Jen’s] in love,” the source says.
In a new interview with Parade , Brad Pitt briefly discusses his failed marriage to Jennifer Aniston, with one quote in particular raising eyebrows. Saying he tried to use movies to fill a void in his personal existence, Pitt says “It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.” Ouch. And it gets worse: “I think that my marriage had something to do with it,” he says, noting that he was “trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.” He adds that nowadays, “I’m satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.” If that sounded harsh to you, get in line. Brad’s also in that line, contacting E! News through his rep to explain that he didn’t mean it like that. “It grieves me that this was interpreted this way,” he says, “Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend.” “It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself.” “That, only I am responsible for.” Pitt is one of the most private and least malicious guys around, one we can’t see taking a cheap shot like that, so we’re inclined to believe him. Think Jen agrees? Do you? [Photo: WENN.com]
Jennifer Aniston’s mother, Nancy Dow, has suffered a serious stroke. The actress, 42, visited her ailing mother, 75, at an L.A.-area hospital on Friday. At her side for the ordeal was live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux . “Justin has been very supportive and there with her all the way,” a source tells Us , adding that clearly, “It’s a very hard time for her right now.” Aniston’s rep said only that “this is a private family matter.” Fans of the star may recall that she and Dow were estranged for a decade after Dow spoke out about their relationship in a 1996 interview and wrote about Aniston in a book, From Mother and Daughter to Friends: A Memoir . They have since reconciled. Here’s wishing both the best … [Photo: WENN.com]
“There#39;s not nearly as much stealing and obsessing, and middle of the night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating,” the actress, 42, tells Glamour regarding what tabloids lead readers to believe. “Most of it#39;s just bull—-, however entertaining.” The Horrible Bosses star – who has most recently garnered off-screen buzz thanks to her relationship with Justin Theroux, 40 – doesn#39;t directly address her live-in beau to Glamour in the October issue, but she does allude to
Let’s just be real, if it’s a Lifetime movie, I’ll watch it. A cheesy William and Kate movie? I’m on it. A film featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt? I’ll be there. So really, when I heard that Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Alicia Keys (and Penelope Spheeris and Patty Jenkins) were going to be directing some Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Evil Beet Discovery Date : 31/08/2011 17:30 Number of articles : 2
Alicia Keys covers Glamour magazine’s October 2011 issue alongside Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore. The three ladies teamed up to help launch Five , a series of short films about women and breast cancer that will be stitched together in a two-hour block on Lifetime in October. Each of the cover girls directed a film. Alicia directed Lili , a film about a fiercely independent 35-year-old whose breast cancer forces her to work through her relationship with her mother. How did you get involved with Five ? Kristin [Hahn] and Jen called me up; after I read the scripts, I felt like this was something important, and I wanted to be a part of it. I chose Lili because she’s close to my age and I understood the family dynamic. I had an immediate idea of what I could bring to it. People very close to me in my family have had [breast cancer], and it’s scary and it’s hard. Which one of your songs would you sit and listen to on the radio: “Fallin’,” “Empire State of Mind,” “If I Ain’t Got You” or “Unbreakable”? I mean, I don’t want to sound crazy, but I’d listen to all of them all the way through. I love them. I love those songs! Your husband, Swizz Beatz, has said that your relationship is “a blessing.” Do you feel that way too? Yes. It’s beautiful because rarely, I think, do you find a relationship where you can experience things equally. In fact, I think that’s my favorite word and the most important word when it comes to relationships: equality. And that’s what we’ve been able to find. We encourage each other equally. We’re excited for each other. Do you remember the moment when you fell in love? I do remember the exact moment. If I told you, I would have to kill you, but it was something that he planned, and he planned it so beautifully and thoughtfully that in that moment I remember thinking to myself, Oh my God, I’m so in love with him. What makes you giddy? I bet I can guess, and he’s just about a year old…. Yeah, my son, Egypt, makes me super giddy, especially when he laughs. His laugh makes me laugh like a maniac! Do you ever think about the kind of man you want Egypt to be? I do think about it a lot. He’s going to be a man in this world. It’s a beautiful blessing that I get to help raise a man. And I want to show him as much as possible. So what do you hope for your family? We’re such a bonded happy family, and I hope that we’ll always be able to be that. For me, the most important thing is that we always take the time to understand each other and grow together. We’re all going to change. Otherwise, it’s boring. Who wants to stay the damn same all their life? Alicia Keys To Direct Lifetime Movie About Breast Cancer Alicia Keys And Swizz Beatz Rock Matching Outfits [PHOTOS] Alicia Keys Reveals Her Son’s Favorite Thing To Do
Patti Stanger may not like it, but Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are apparently doing quite well as a couple. The pair reportedly moved in together! Aniston and Theroux “decided to rent a house together while they keep searching for the perfect [one] to buy,” a source told People . “Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their new home.” So much for being hooked on Mr. Wrong . After Aniston put her $38 million (!) Beverly Hills spread up for sale, rumors began flying about her setting up camp in new digs with her new beau. Well, the rumors were true. The couple’s Hollywood Hills pad reportedly provides them with much needed privacy, hardwood floors, a new ozone pool, a spa and a viewing deck, plus a master suite with vaulted ceilings and French doors leading to a lavish yard. Nice spot for kids to run around it sounds like. Hint hint.
