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Jennifer Lawrence: I Haven’t Had Sex in So Long My Hymen Grew Back!

Jennifer Lawrence is currently making the media rounds to promote the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 , which means she’s offering even more charmingly quirky remarks to the press than usual. Lawrence’s interview with Vogue has already proven to be a treasure trove of quotable weirdness, and that was before the release of a new excerpt in which J-Law discusses her nonexistent sex life and magical lady parts: “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Jen tells the magazine, while conducting a tour of her house. “Literally zero magic has happened in here…Cheers to my hymen growing back!” Yes, it’s hard to believe that a woman who can fit dozens of marshmallows in her mouth would ever find herself without a date, but apparently Jen’s gone so long without gettin’ any that the lack of activity is having a Benjamin Button-like effect on her vadge. Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old actress addresses the topic of those nude Jennifer Lawrence photos that spread across the Internet like wildfire with boobs in August of 2014. “Have you seen me naked?” she asks her interviewer.  The guy either didn’t answer or didn’t print his response, but considering there was a brief period last year when you couldn’t open a laptop without a naked J-Law judging you with her eyes, we don’t think she needs to ask anyone else that question. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

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Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day

Just when you can’t get enough of GIGI HADID…there’s more Gigi Hadid.. This is the most over exposed girl around right now…and there is really no logical reason for it, she’s just everywhere. The industry has just decided they like her, that she’s not offensive, that her half Arab look is hireable, possibly because she works for free…or maybe because she has social Media fans…but this is the 5th post I’ve done on her, or mentioned her in today…and I don’t even find her exciting, hot, interesting, compelling, talented…if anything, I just think she’s a waste of opportunity. A vail little ego who wants to use her access to pose in pictures for brands…I find the whole thing insane.. And here she is in bathing suits for a Sunglass campaign…again..not that hot..but her name is Gigi…she was destined to be an it girl…for a few minutes…before another one replaces her… The post Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day

Apparently, this is a video of Jennifer Lawrence being clumsy, because she falls anytime she can at events…because she’s either hiding a chronic disease, like MS, or maybe she’s just an awkward and clumsy bitch, when not in the various characters that have got her nominated and winning Academy awards her entire career…when she’s not complaining about being underpaid, despite being overpaid..she plays make-belief, but don’t tell these vapid retards that…they are so into themselves that they actually think they are doing somehting important, with movies like Hunger Games – even though people could just read the book… Doesn’t matter, what matters is that we can all agree her best character she has played was slutty sexter, with a possible facial pic…because those pics that were leaked of her, made all her annoying, awkward, lesbionic, jokester weirdo ways…totally acceptable..because bare tits….make me like people… The post Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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What It Looks Like When You Ask The Same Questions To Both Male And Female Athletes

This is pretty effed up, y’all.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Natalie Dormer’s ‘Hunger Games’ Red Carpet Make-Out, Explained In 7 Easy Steps

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer accidentally made out a little on the London red carpet for “Mockingjay – Part 2.” We know what’s up.

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Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy… But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits.. TO SEE SELENA GOMEZ TIT CLICK HERE TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy… But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits.. TO SEE SELENA GOMEZ TIT CLICK HERE TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TIT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating… It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it… As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked… So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert… These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully? The post Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

Lily Rose Depp has a great face. She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her… But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream… She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun… Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute… So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely. The post Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Wears Weird Outfits, Supports Charities

Miley Cyrus supported two important causes while wearing two unusual outfits this weekend. First, the artist rocked a revealing leotard while hitting the stage on Saturday for James Franco’s charitable Bar Mitzvah, an event that benefitted the Alzheimer’s Association. The singer also strutted around the Hollywood Palladium with a cape that read “Shalom, ya’ll,” along with a giant Star of David. “Miley Cyrustein and the Jewper HerozZZ,” Cyrus wrote on Instagram, showing off her unique attire. Then, on Sunday, Miley donned a pink bow with a colorful workout ensemble while attending the 2015 Annual L.A County Walk To Defeat ALS. It was held at Exposition Park. Along with many heart emojis, Cyrus shared the photo above on Instagram and wrote as a caption: “Team @mariwinsor !!!! walking for a cure!!!! @als. Was stoked to walk for team @mariwinsor in the fight for a cure for @als today.” In other recent Miley Cyrus news, the superstar may one day perform an all-nude concert . That sounds crazy, but Cyrus can be as weird and as naked as she wants to be if she’s going to keep bringing attention to worthwhile causes. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos

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