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Kourtney Kardashian to Jennifer Lawrence: Stay Away From Scott Disick!

If you’ve enjoyed her many bonkers interviews over the years (some of which, to our minds, are every bit as entertaining as her funniest film roles), then you’re likely aware that Jennifer Lawrence loves alcohol and reality television. So it’s not surprising that J-Law might have a bit of a thing for Kourtney Kardashian sperm donor and bold innovator in the use of facial hair to camouflage booze bloat, Scott Disick. On second thought, it is surprising, but only in the sense that we’re shocked Scott is still alive. Anyway, Jen revealed her love for the Lord in a recent interview with Oprah, in which she revealed that Scott would be one of her three ideal dinner guests. (The other two were Luann DeLesseps and Bethenny Frankel, both of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. Jen … we’re concerned.) Given that Jen chose Scott over any of the women in the Kardashian clan, it’s not surprising that certain tabloids already have these two bedding down together. It’s also not surprising that some of these same publications are casting Kourtney in the role of the insane ex: According to the Australian version of OK! magazine (because why wouldn’t news about three American celebs reach Sydney first?), Kourtney is pissed about the possibility of Jen and Scott hooking up. In fact, Kourt has reportedly warned Lawrence to keep her mitts off her boozy baby daddy. The subtly-titled piece “Kourtney Warns J. Law: Stay Away From Scott!” doesn’t offer anything in the way of quotes or evidence, and instead poses an argument along the lines of “makes sense if ya think about it.” The article also doesn’t mention the fact that Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima . Or that Scott is with Sofia Richie . Or that Jen was clearly joking, and her ideal dinner party would really just consist of Meryl Streep playing three different roles. Look, we believe Jen when she says she genuinely enjoys Keeping Up With the Kardashians (though it’s worth noting that she’s said she watches the show “to fall asleep.” Celebrities–they’re as bored with the Kardashians as the rest of us!). But there’s a difference between enjoying a reality show and wanting to enmesh yourself in that world. We like watching Naked and Afraid , but the thought of a single genital mosquito is enough to keep us inside for the bulk of 2018. Hey, if the mere mention of Scott Disick doesn’t bring to mind a bloodsucker who will spread disease to your nether regions, then you’re not sufficiently wary of the Lord. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

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Kourtney Kardashian to Jennifer Lawrence: Stay Away From Scott Disick!

If you’ve enjoyed her many bonkers interviews over the years (some of which, to our minds, are every bit as entertaining as her funniest film roles), then you’re likely aware that Jennifer Lawrence loves alcohol and reality television. So it’s not surprising that J-Law might have a bit of a thing for Kourtney Kardashian sperm donor and bold innovator in the use of facial hair to camouflage booze bloat, Scott Disick. On second thought, it is surprising, but only in the sense that we’re shocked Scott is still alive. Anyway, Jen revealed her love for the Lord in a recent interview with Oprah, in which she revealed that Scott would be one of her three ideal dinner guests. (The other two were Luann DeLesseps and Bethenny Frankel, both of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. Jen … we’re concerned.) Given that Jen chose Scott over any of the women in the Kardashian clan, it’s not surprising that certain tabloids already have these two bedding down together. It’s also not surprising that some of these same publications are casting Kourtney in the role of the insane ex: According to the Australian version of OK! magazine (because why wouldn’t news about three American celebs reach Sydney first?), Kourtney is pissed about the possibility of Jen and Scott hooking up. In fact, Kourt has reportedly warned Lawrence to keep her mitts off her boozy baby daddy. The subtly-titled piece “Kourtney Warns J. Law: Stay Away From Scott!” doesn’t offer anything in the way of quotes or evidence, and instead poses an argument along the lines of “makes sense if ya think about it.” The article also doesn’t mention the fact that Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima . Or that Scott is with Sofia Richie . Or that Jen was clearly joking, and her ideal dinner party would really just consist of Meryl Streep playing three different roles. Look, we believe Jen when she says she genuinely enjoys Keeping Up With the Kardashians (though it’s worth noting that she’s said she watches the show “to fall asleep.” Celebrities–they’re as bored with the Kardashians as the rest of us!). But there’s a difference between enjoying a reality show and wanting to enmesh yourself in that world. We like watching Naked and Afraid , but the thought of a single genital mosquito is enough to keep us inside for the bulk of 2018. Hey, if the mere mention of Scott Disick doesn’t bring to mind a bloodsucker who will spread disease to your nether regions, then you’re not sufficiently wary of the Lord. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Wedding to Make Great Britain HOW Much?!?

Let’s face it: No one is entirely sure why so many people are excited for Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle. She’s really just an actress best known for her role on the light-hearted USA Network drama Suits, while he’s a handsome party animal who happened to have been born into a famous family. Together, the couple has no real power or tangible influence of any kind. But while we do occasionally wonder why millions of people have the Harry/Markle wedding date (May 19, 2018!) circled on their calendar, we know for certain why Great Britain itself is excited for the nuptials: Cold, hard cash. And A LOT of it. According to Aimee Dunne, a London-based wedding planner who spoke to CNN, the Harry and Meghan wedding will cost about $670,000 (or 500,00 pounds). That’s a chunk of change, right? Yes. But it pales, significantly, in comparison to how much the next Royal Wedding will rake in . According to Express, the marriage of Prince Harry and the Suits actress is estimated to bring about $670 million into the country. We’ll give you a few moments to let that sink is… $670 million!!!!!! From where does this figure come from? We turn to David Haigh from Brand Finance for that answer. He predicts that tourism to London alone around the time of the wedding could generate about $540 million dollars in “hotel bookings,” as well as restaurant and pub visits. Haigh also looks at the way Kate Middleton has boosted various brands (she wears a certain designer’s dress… and it gets sold out in mere minutes the next day) and thinks Markle could have a similiar effect. “Meghan Markle is an accomplished actress in her own right, with a global popularity and a strong personal brand,” the financial advisor explains, adding: “It can be expected that she will join the Duchess of Cambridge as a great ambassador of the monarchy and British brands in general, especially in her native United States and in Canada where she recently lived.” Along with tourism, you can expect sales wedding memorabilia to rise exponentially over the next year or so. Just consider the following items, which are already on sale and whose profits will go to Queen Elizabeth’s estate. Now imagine the uptick in mugs, napkins and everything else you can imagine after the stars are actually married! Just by holding their wedding on a Saturday, meanwhile, Harry and Meghan have saved the country the expense of creating a bank holiday. With so many citizens so interested in the ceremony, there likely would have been a call to close businesses for the occasion. This could have cost the economy millions, if not billions. Instead, it just be a regular day off for most workers. A regular day off that will involve heavy drinking and celebrating, that is. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Official Engagement Photos!

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Brad Pitt & Jennifer Lawrence: Dating?!

Last month,  Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky broke up following a brief romance that began on the set of their not-so-well received artsy thriller mother! Last year, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie separated , following a different sort of failed collaboration (the actors couldn’t see eye-to-eye with regard to their parenting methods). We don’t need to tell you what this means: Two of the Extremely Attractive People on Hollywood’s ever-dwindling A-list are single, and should therefore mingle. Yes, we badly want Brad and Jen 2.0 to happen. We would love nothing more than for these golden gods of cinema to get together and begin breeding brilliant and beautiful children who will lead us into a new era of peace and prosperity. This is the America we wish to live in. But if the fact that we once again didn’t awaken this morning to breakfast in bed served by a wisecracking robot has taught us anything, it’s that we can’t just will things into being simply because they’d be awesome. Yes, there is a rumor that Brad and J-Law are hooking up, but sadly, it comes courtesy of the ever-unreliable  Star magazine.  In a piece suspiciously titled, “Post split with Angelina Jolie, has Brad Pitt moved on to Jennifer Lawrence?” the tabloid offers some not-so-compelling evidence, mostly culled from anonymous sources. One “insider” claims that Brad and Jen have been “enjoying lots of late nights.” Another source wants us to believe that Brad freakin’ Pitt had a hard time summoning the courage to make the first move. “Apparently, it was not too easy for Brad to gain the courage to reach out to Jennifer, but one of her friends gave him the green signal ‘because he’s been single long enough,’” the made-up informant claims.  “Jennifer is said to be so smitten that she has been putting up in Los Angeles, instead of New York, so that she can be closer to Brad.” We call pieces like these Santa stories because we want to believe they’re true, but they don’t stand up to the slightest scrutiny. But hey, Star just decided to put this one out there as a “law of attraction” type thing. Maybe if we all say Pitt and Lawrence are banging, eventually it’ll start happening. The power of positive thinking, and whatnot, ya know? It’s the same reason we won’t shut up about our breakfast robot. If we stop drawing blueprints like everyone wants us to, it’ll definitely never happen! View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt

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Last Call for the Best Black Friday Deals from LELO!

I’m gonna say it: The best Black Friday sales are the ones that get you off. … read more

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Skin Links 11.24.17

LELO’s Black Friday deals will hit your G-Spot Fleshbot Amateur Nude Gallery: Gloria at home  Taxi Driver Movie Brielle Biermann flashes boob on Snapchat  The Nip Slip Montana Cox topless Aussie of the day  Drunken Stepfather Kate Mara signature smolder at Guggenheim Egotastic Alexa Reynen has my undivided attention  Egotastic All Stars Busty Bridgette B in sunglasses and nothing else  Boobie Blog Jennifer Lawrence back on the prowl (header image)  WWTDD … read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Grilled Kim Kardashian About Kanye, Dildos, And More

Kim Kardashian was totally game to answer all of Jennifer Lawrence’s personal, uncomfortable, and absurd questions on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live.’

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Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is the worst, overrated, nonsense around. Girl gets jobs, gets paid, is seen as a talent and is barely interesting, except when she leaks her nude pics and pretends they were hacked and gets a guy arrested, high stakes nude selfies or some shit, and I guess except when she dresses in blue body paint for all you fucking nerd virgin perverts into any celeb, especially one with great tits, body painted into your favorite lame comic character…you’re stupid, her ass isn’t round enough, but it’s alright I guess…not much else going on in the world you know…not much else at all.. The post Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple in MOTHER of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of the day for you will be that Jennifer Lawrence pulled her tit out in her attempt at another Oscar performance in her boyfriend’s movie “Mother”…. I know that we’ve all seen her tits before, in her selfies, but they were awesome tits, and took her from being a very annoying personality that Hollywood decided was worthy of all the fame…confusing anyone who ever saw her in a movie….to someone with great tits…who suddenly became alright…but all these movies she gets paid too much to be in, that she’s celebrated in, that they say are brilliant performances in…never feature tits…when we all know that tits not being shown in movies…should by default eliminate Oscar potential…and by default shouldn’t get a bitch paid what this bitch gets paid…because the tits are the reason we’d pay to see it. We are all perverts… Even in this era of everyone showing their tits, where tits aren’t frowned upon or a place of shame…I still like seeing the tits..when they are as well paid as these tits…because I love tits…and will commit to always sexualize tits to myself…while convince girls I am on the quest to desexualize tits by having them show me tits…it’s a manipulation tactic really…. Great tits! The post Jennifer Lawrence Nipple in MOTHER of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is in what looks like a mesh dress, but I just think it is an optical illusion, and that she’s just out there trying to promote some movie she is in because she fell in love with the director of that movie on that set and it means a lot to her that the movie does well…clickbaiting us all like the scam that she is… I don’t find her hot or interesting, but it does make me want to cross reference this outfit to her tits, and thanks to google, her slutty selfies, the fappening, and the internet never forgetting..I can… Because that is Jennifer Lawrence’s official best performance… The post Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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