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Jennifer Love Hewitt Named Sexiest Maxim Cover Girl of All Time

Jennifer Love Hewitt was once a Maxim staple, and remains a reader favorite. To commemorate Maxim’s 16th anniversary, the magazine’s readers were polled on which cover girl was the hottest in the publication’s storied history. The Client List star and her $5 million boobs won out. “Oh my God, I’m so excited, I think it’s really awesome, I’m such a big fan,” she said. “At 34, to be considered sexy is a big deal. Because you start to wonder!” She hinted that there’s more to come, too: “I promise to keep it sexy. I want another cover! I’ve done four, and I think I’ve got a good seven covers left.” We doubt Maxim would receive too much hate mail if they agreed. Check out some of the hottest Jennifer Love Hewitt pics below!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt on Breasts: These Things Are Worth $5 Million!

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who appeared last night in The Client List Season 2 premiere, says she’d consider getting an insurance policy on her breasts for $5 million. Her male fans might even say that estimate is conservative. “I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘You know what? We would like to insure your boobs.’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?'” she told USA Today. “Yeah, these things right here are worth $5 million!” The actress, who plays a wife who moonlights giving happy endings and more at her local day spa, said her grandmother pokes fun at her for her role. “My [86-year-old] grandmother loves to call me the TV ho,” laughed Hewitt. “She thinks it’s hysterical… and it’s so disturbing, since she says it really loud.” “I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that’s exciting. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I’m glad it’s me.” In real life, though, she’s nothing like the cleavage-baring, sex-slinging character. “I’m a soft cozy T-shirt and tank top and big baggy sweatpants girl,” she said.

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McKayla Maroney in a Leotard of the Day

There are s a few things about McKayla Maroney that are creepy, the first being that perverts everywhere find her hot….and I get that perverts don’t care that she’s 17….I mean 16 is legal here….and with all the hormones in the food and shit…what difference does 6 months between now and 18 really make…especially when she’s old enough to represent your country in the olympics…then she’s old enough for you to lust after…or something…..but the reality is that unlike all the girls you see in short shorts with big boobs as their dads shake their head in disappointment….while secretly loving when they have sleep overs….she hasn’t really benefitted from the generation of big tits….cuz she was too busy training…and lookin at her all jacked like this…in a pic she posted to Instagram…it is safe to say that she doesn’t get her period…and more importantly you’re not into jail bait…but Russian women who can beat the fuck out of you…I mean those shoulders are fucking beast….so stop sexualizing her you freaks.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it. Here she is for shape…. These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bouncing Chesticles

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a hottie in a low-cut shirt running late. And just look at Jennifer Love Hewitt go here.  I’m telling you, if I lived with her, I’d set Jennifer’s clocks back 15 minutes so I could see this glorious sight on a daily basis. It’s just a shame there’s no video to go along with it. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big Ass On The Prairie Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who’s The Real Bitch? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Busty Erotic Masseuse

I haven’t watch Lifetimes’ “ The Client List “, but according to Wiki, Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a single mother who gives rub and tugs to help make ends meet. I don’t know if the show is any good because most of Jennifer’s TV shows get cancelled, but I wonder if her massages consist of finishing off her clients with a Russian happy ending. If you don’t know what that is, look it up. I’ll give you a hint, what’s big, soft and busting out of Jennifer’s dress?

MC Hammer Called, He Wants His Pants Back

Ever since Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist , I’m guessing it’s been a little harder for her to dress herself. That’s the only reason to explain the parachute pants , right? I wonder who Jennifer’s talking to here. Probably MC Hammer, to thank him for lending her this outfit. But if she needs a hand in the future, Jennifer can just call me instead. I’d be happy to help her get into even the most complicated lingerie. Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs An Extra Hand Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who’s The Real Bitch? Photos: FameFlynet

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs An Extra Hand

I’m no doctor, but judging from these pictures, I’d say Jennifer Love Hewitt hurt her wrist. That cast is a dead giveaway. She needs to take it easy in front of the computer. Looks like she’s been watching too many dirty videos. But don’t worry, Jennifer. In my experience, it should heal up in a few weeks. I don’t know if you’ll be able to get workers’ comp too though. Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big Ass On The Prairie Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who’s The Real Bitch? Photos: FameFlynet

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs An Extra Hand

I’m no doctor, but judging from these pictures, I’d say Jennifer Love Hewitt hurt her wrist. That cast is a dead giveaway. She needs to take it easy in front of the computer. Looks like she’s been watching too many dirty videos. But don’t worry, Jennifer. In my experience, it should heal up in a few weeks. I don’t know if you’ll be able to get workers’ comp too though. Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big Ass On The Prairie Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who’s The Real Bitch? Photos: FameFlynet

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hot Bikini Tweet

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been making a hotness comeback of sorts over the last little while, at least the times she’s stuffed herself into a really tight dress, so I was glad here she tweeted a bikini shot of herself. Here she is giving us a good look at some pretty quality bikini cleavage. Alright so we’re not really seeing a whole lot, but pigtails and bikini tops are two of my favorite things. That kind of made me sound like a creep didn’t it?