Now that she’s got herself a basic-cable gig, odds are Jennifer Love Hewitt won’t be setting her girls free from her bra any time soon (until the show gets canceled, at least). But her role as a Texas housewife turned hooker on The Client List does include a wardrobe mostly made up of bra-and-panties sets, a job requirement that Jennifer has thrown herself into with great gusto. And when the show does hit the air, you better believe Mr. Skin will be watching it with one hand on the pause button and the other…well, you know. Judging by how those puppies are straining against her bra, we could graduate from lingerie scene to full-blown nip slip at any moment. We’re optimists like that. See Jennifer Love Hewitt vamp it up in behind-the-scenes video from her sexy The Client List shoot after the jump!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her….. I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks… But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be…. The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats….. So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her…. That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit…. The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with. Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it. And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m kind of annoyed that Jennifer Love Hewitt has all of a sudden become a hottie again, I didn’t realize it was the nineteen-nineties again, what am I supposed to do with all my disgusting gigantic booty comments? Here she is wearing her usual dumpy ‘I will never find love’ dress, the usual lameness, except this time she’s showing off some nice loose boobage. Well done. I want to watch her run for a bus or jump up and down on one of those weird miniature trampolines. Hot.
Alright so I posted a Twitter picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt earlier looking pretty good giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, but I said I wanted more…. It looks like I got what I asked for. Here she is in Maxim magazine for their Girls Of The 90′s issue. I like it, it brings back some quality masturbation memories. This is the Jennifer Love Hewitt I want to remember, not one shot of that weird gigantic booty she’s developed over the years. Sweet.
I don’t know who this Julia Faria bitch is, or how old she is, but I do know she’s got a great ass, and more importantly a modeling contract, which is a manditory requirement to hang out with me, and by modeling contract I mean vagina, cuz even the meaty ones with little dick clits and piss flaps you can wear as a gas mask, are still hott of fuck, if anything, even hotter to fuck cuz they look like rotting deli meat sandwiches, mangled up murder victim, an alien creatures from under the sea and/or thick fleashy christmas tree decorations hanging off the tree and over the gifts all bottled up into a pinkish, brown, warm an lubricated place to stick my dick….. Either way, this Julia Faria bitch is a bikini model, she’s from Brazil and I think I may love her…
Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….
This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy…. So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….
I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape… I mean I posted Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie and Izabel Goulart Topless and Kendall Jenner Modeling Swimwear and Bar Refaeli’s Ass in Jeans and most importantly KATE UPTON NUDE IN MUSE today…but I leave you with this….that’s depressing….an emotion I’m used to….and one I’m sure Jennifer Love is also used to…she’s an old single unmarried lady now…weird… To See a Whole Lot of Pics of Her on Her Birthday FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’ve got to say that I absolutely love these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m kind of bored by them at the same time. The shots of her in her skin tight dress are pretty damn awesome, I hardly even notice that massive booty she’s got double wrapped in Spanx under there. Awesome. But the jeans and loose top are back to her boring self. These look like pictures of twins, one’s a big breasted hottie who chases rich men around for a living and the other spends all her time helping kittens at an animal shelter. I’ll take the slutty one.
