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Jennifer Love Hewitt Tightens It Up

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate to admit it, but in the last few years if you asked me if I wanted to see Jennifer Love Hewitt in a skin tight dress I’d probably politely decline. I’m not proud to say that, I used to think she was pretty hot like a decade ago, but like her career her body has kind of gone downhill. That being said, here she is looking kinda awesome in her tight red dress. I feel bad for the doubled up layers of Spanx she’s got on under there, but I like where this is going.

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Tagged bennyhollywood, hewitt, hewitt-pictures, Hollywood, hollywood-star, invalid, jennifer-love, major-league, right-places, Super Bowl

Sofia Vergara Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex… Either way, these pics are hot.

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Malin Akerman Nerd Erotica of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

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January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Human Tank of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….I knew she served a purpose….

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Lacey Schwimmer Husky Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really like that this Lacey Scwimmer chick is trying so hard to get my attention, but I’m not sure she’s going about it in the right way. Here she is on the beach in her bikini top, giving us a decent look at the front meat, but did she really need to wear the dirty construction worker jeans? Half of me is really enjoying these shots, my lower half, the other half wants to ask her to help me build a deck or play on my softball team. At least make out with a hot chick or something. #flaccid

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Tagged attention, beach, celeb, deck-or-play, Hollywood, hollywood-star, invalid, jennifer-love, manly-bikini, picture moment, really-enjoying, schwimmer, stars

Kim Kardshian’s Wax Figure Should be a Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is so fucking obnoxious and way too skinny to be representative of Kim Kardashian, who clearly worked out a deal with the Wax Figure museum to generate some buzz about her wedding, by dressing this thing up in a wedding dress…. Not only is the size inadequate….but she’s also not on all fours, pigging out, being lazy and pretending to be working out, all while buying her own fame all while sucking black dick…. Cuz most pornstars…and SHE IS A PORNSTAR IN VIDEO don’t get wax figures, they get sex dolls or vagina molds made….So backwards and confusing….but you’d probably fuck this anyway, cuz lets face it, it is easier than fucking a real person. If this is her fiance…all dressed up in a Tux for the media attention like Kim Kardashian’s shameless personal assistant whore….who is getting paid to play along with this whole lie….then the joke just got better…what an idiot…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Seduce with a Blue Bra of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt…. So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about…. Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.