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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us. I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second. That said, here are the pics.

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Mean Girls 2 Trailer: Released, Depressing

Mean Girls is one of the best comedies of its generation. The 2004 film catapulted Rachel McAdams to stardom, proved that Lindsay Lohan can actually be funny and jump-started the writing career of Tina Fey, who used the movie as a springboard to 30 Rock . So it’s with a heavy heart that we post the following trailer for Mean Girls 2 , a direct-to-video sequel that doesn’t feature any of the original’s leading ladies. Take a look now at the latest example of Hollywood being totally out of fresh ideas: Mean Girls 2 Trailer

Heidi Montag: "Obsessed" With Plastic Surgery!

Heidi Montag has married Spencer Pratt a bunch of times, but her true love is plastic surgery, and her secret crush was the man who operated on her. One of the late Dr. Frank Ryan’s close friends, Dawn DaLuise, takes issue with Heidi’s claim that he pressured her into her hilarious major makeover. “I believe she had a crush on him,” the celebrity plastic surgeon’s pal said. “She was romantically obsessed. She saw him as a night in shining armor.” WORK DONE : Dr. Frank Ryan did a number. [Photo: Pacific Coast News] To hear Heidi Montag tell it now, Dr. Ryan – who died in a car accident after driving off a cliff in Malibu – wanted the poor thing “to be his Barbie doll.” DaLuise said it was Heidi who made the Barbie comment. “He sent texts and emails saying she wanted to be Barbie, to look exactly like Barbie,” DaLuise said, adding that Ryan tried to talk the plastic surgery addict OUT of getting DDD breasts, a brow lift, a nose job, lipo, butt augmentation, etc. “He presented why he didn’t think this was a good idea.” DaLuise shot back at the wife of Spencer Pratt after she trash talked the dead surgeon, suggesting that Heidi, not the late doctor, is merely a publicity seeking opportunist who used the death of Dr. Ryan in a bid to stay famous. Yup, we can see that. “They knew she showed up at the office uninvited, and they knew she phoned and he wouldn’t take [her] calls,” DaLuise said, noting that. “She began that pursuit only after he was rebuking her on a personal and social level.” She said others friends and workers of Dr. Ryan will come forward if she doesn’t stop desecrating his memory. Eh, that probably won’t stop her.

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Kim Kardashian Signs on for Sketchers

Feet may not be the first (or second… or third…) body part that comes to mind when you think of Kim Kardashian, but Sketchers is hoping to change that. The sneaker company has signed Kim and mother Kris Jenner to endorsement deals. Look for the pair to be featured in a campaign titled “Shaping Up With the Kardashians,” a fitness challenge that will serve as this brand’s marketing centerpiece in 2011. Hey, whatever weight loss program that doesn’t involve hours on the toilet is a step in the right direction for these people. For once in her life, Kim Kardashian wants people to look at her feet instead of her chest. [Photos: Splash News] “Shape-ups have already impacted my fitness routine for the better,” Kim said soon after this announcement was made. “I am always on-the-move and never know exactly when I can fit in my next workout.” Adds Skechers Fitness Group President Leonard Amato: ” Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are aspirational individuals and the perfect spokespeople to inspire women to maximize their fitness level.” Hehe. We’re trying not to laugh too hard at any reference to Kim Kardashian as an as pirational individual. Apt word choice, dude.

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Jake Pavelka is on Team Bristol Palin

Jake Pavelka, who lasted five weeks last season on Dancing With the Stars , can relate to Bristol Palin . He knows a thing or two about having two left feet. While Jake’s popularity couldn’t match Bristol the Pistol, who made to the finals, he says it’s great that she lasted this long – and she has a shot tonight. “It’s a level playing field. The score is zero, zero, zero,” the former Bachelor and Bachelorette star said. “It’s what makes Dancing With the Stars special.” From one bad dancer to another … “It really proves that when America votes, it’s what drives the show. It’s just like American Idol , it’s not decided by the judges. It’s decided by America.” Well, the judges do play a role, as we discussed in our Dancing With the Stars recap earlier. But his point is essentially correct, and Bristol’s proof of it. When asked who his dream star for DWTS would be? “I think Jennifer Love Hewitt should do Dancing With the Stars . She’s a hottie,” Pavelka said . No arguments here. As for tonight … who are you pulling for?

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Julie Benz Has Got One Odd Looking Chesticle

I want to say that these pictures of Dexter’s dead wife Julie Benz are hot, here at the American Music Awards , but I’m having trouble seeing past her strange looking breasts. Actually just the one breast, It looks like a tennis ball wrapped in skin. Creepy. Does she have implants or is her bra just suffocating that poor thing? Who am I kidding? I don’t really care, of course she’s hot. Hit me up on Twitter and we’ll discuss how to massage that thing so it doesn’t look so stiff. That’s what she said! more pictures of Julie Benz here

LFO Singer Dies

LFO, which is short for Lyte Funky Ones, were famous for their summery tunes Summer Girls and Girls On TV. LFO officially disbanded in 2002 and in 2005, Rich, who once dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, was diagnosed with leukemia. Boy band singer Rich Cronin, famous for his years with the group LFO, died Wednesday after a battle with Leukemia. He was 35. As part of the 1990s pop group, Cronin penned and sang the number one single “Summer Girls.” Cronin was diagnosed with leukemia in 2005 and followi

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Marvin Sapp Wife Cancer Died

Marvin Sapp#39;s wife, MaLinda has died of colon cancer. Earlier this year, Saap had said MaLinda, who was diagnosed with stage 4 of the disease in 2009, was recovering well and given a clean bill of health by doctors. But, more recently, her health had deteriorated and the #39;Never Would#39;ve Made It#39; singer halted recording new music and touring to be by her side. A few days ago, he asked fans for their help praying around-the-clock for his wife. The couple, which share three children, h

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Hide Her Lazy Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Us Her Box

What? She’s carrying a cardboard box. What did you think I meant?