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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Lazy Chick on her Period Pants of the Day

I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

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Alexandra Ella’s Legs Distract Me From Her Weird Fucking Face of the Day

This is a weird looking human…I don’t know who she is…possibly because she’s a weird looking human being…but since I am the information source to all you idiots, I decided to read her IMDB and the only thing I recognized was “Can’t Hardly Wait” where she played the important “Giggle Girl” who was uncredited….cuz everyone was distracted by Jennifer Love’s tits…but the girl does have legs in one of those late night encounters where you want to get off with another person cuz you are alone and crave human contact…and have limited options but figure you can focus on her good body parts to distract you from the mangled accidented face…. Here she is showing off leg at some event, where she wasn’t hired to scare the kids, but could have been….

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Jennifer Garner: Worst See Through Top Ever!

I’ve seen a lot of bad see through top pictures in my years of trolling the internet for nipples, but these have got to be some of the worst. Here’s Jennifer Garner taking the girls for a walk in the rain the other night. Sadly ‘the girls’ I’m referring to are her two daughters and not her boobs because all I’m getting is an eyeful of bra. I don’t know what kind of weirdo takes a walk in the rain at night, but I would assume they usually wear a trenchcoat and will show you a hell of a lot more than this.

Jenny McCarthy Sexy Cougar Hotness

It’s been a while since I’ve seen pictures of Jenny McCarthy and I have to say that dropping that Jim Carrey character has really done wonders for her. Look at this hotness! Here she is at some Playboy party giving us an awesome flash back to the days when she was one of my favorites. I know she’s older now and a little weathered, but throw a fake tan and a bikini on her and she’s a cougar I would love to pounce on me. Hot! more pictures of Jenny McCarthy here

Kelly Brook Is A Classy Piece

Over the last few months Kelly Brook seems to be just getting better and better looking. Is it just me? Ever since she posed half naked on a motorcycle it’s like every set of pictures have been hotter than the next. Here she is looking very classy and yet not too classy that I wouldn’t ask her for a motorboat. Not many women can pull that off, Kelly Brook , Salma Hayek and possibly

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Jessica Alba Seduces a Cop with Bullshit Acting of the Day

This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him. If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself… Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Looking Her Best of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more…. That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….

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‘Love The Way You Lie’ Star Megan Fox Isn’t First Actress-Turned-Video Vixen

Alicia Silverstone, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt also heated up music videos. By Kara Warner Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan shoot the music video for “Love the Way You Lie” Photo: Eric Ford/ On Location News In honor of the buzz surrounding Megan Fox’s performance in Eminem and Rihanna’s “Love the Way You Lie” video — in which she portrays one-half of a couple in an abusive relationship alongside “Lost” and “Lord of the Rings” actor Dominic Monaghan — we at MTV News, having a certain level of expertise in this arena, got to thinking about other Hollywood actresses who have recently burned up the screens as music-video vixens. What makes a video vixen? For this list, the qualifications are relatively simple: must be a recognizable Hollywood actress and be featured as a focal point of a band or bandmember’s attention or the star of the clip’s story line. In no particular order, and in addition to Fox’s appearance in “Love the Way You Lie,” MTV News presents the hottest actresses-turned-video vixens. Charlize Theron in Brandon Flowers’ “Crossfire” The Oscar winner portrays a woman — more specifically, a sword-wielding lady ninja — on a mission to save her man. Elisha Cuthbert in Weezer’s “Perfect Situation” “The Girl Next Door” and “24” actress embraced her inner diva by throwing fits, trashing dressing rooms and all-around rocking out with Weezer in their video. Scarlett Johansson in Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around … Comes Around” Directed by “The Notebook” maestro Nick Cassevetes, Johansson’s sexy/ slightly crazy character literally drives Timberlake to madness in the theatrical, yet ultimately depressing, vid. Pamela Anderson in Lit’s “Miserable The “Baywatch” babe is no stranger to vamping it up or being the center of male attention. Anderson took the term “larger than life” to new heights as the setting and center piece of Lit’s clip. Jennifer Love Hewitt in Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero” and LFO’s “Girl on TV” Before she was the “Ghost Whisperer,” Hewitt got her vixen on in not one, but two music videos: One for inspiring boy band LFO’s ode to unrequited love, the second for her sweetly sultry presence in “Hero” (which also features a special appearance by Mickey Rourke). Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler in Aerosmith’s “Crazy” Finally, no list of recent video vixens would be complete without the inclusion of Aerosmith’s “Crazy” and its stars. Their good-girls-gone-bad/ “Thelma & Louise”-esque escapades throughout this 1994 clip made Silverstone a household name — she also appeared in the band’s videos for “Amazing” and “Cryin’ ” and, later, Rob Thomas’ “Her Diamonds” — and set Tyler on a career path that would lead her to “Lord of the Rings” (which brings us right back to “Love the Way You Lie” star Monaghan … creepy!). Who are your favorite actresses-turned-video stars? Share your picks in the comments!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Totally Gets Prostitution

Sometimes, women just need to get off. That’s the reasoning Jennifer Love Hewitt partly uses for why some females turn to the prostitution business, something she claims to know a lot about because she’s starring in The Client List , a TV movie that airs tonight on Lifetime. In the film, Hewitt’s character plays a mother that sells her precious flower in an attempt to support her family. On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show today, the actress said women fall into this line of work due to economic concerns and because “it’s sort of helping them in their personal lives… we have needs just like men do, and if men can go out and get their needs met, we will, too.” How long before Jennifer Love Hewitt poses for Playboy? Men around the world are anxious to know! Wait… so women that aren’t getting any at home go out and sell themselves to strangers?!? A lack of a sex life may explain an affair, Jen, but not prostitution. Let us get Ashley Dupre on the phone and we’ll settle this matter once and for all. Give us a minute…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage Is At It Again

This is the second time in as many days that I’ve had Jennifer Love Hewitt on the site, that must be unprecedented, but I couldn’t resist because she’s been looking so good now that she’s single. If yesterday’s Hooker heels weren’t’ enough for you, today she’s tarted it up in a nice little cleavage revealing dress. Well done. Obviously she’s standing in the classic “I don’t have a big ass, what are you talking about?” pose. Nice try princess, but were not buying it.