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The Situation: Gym, Tan, Love Hewitt

Filed under: The Situation , Jennifer Love Hewitt , Jersey Shore A conversation with The Situation about how he’s a “trendsetter” and “genetically gifted” (his words) was interrupted yesterday when Jennifer Love Hewitt came rolling by. One of them has a new season of their hit show premiering next month. Read more

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Hasselhoff Says He’s "Feeling Good"

David Hasselhoff is calling foul on news reports that he landed in the hospital this weekend. Radaronline had earlier claimed that the Baywatch star was taken to an LA hospital by his 17-year-old daughter Hayley after going on a three-day drinking binge. But the Hoff was seen at an LA workout session Tuesday where he said he was looking good and feeling good. It’s not the first time Hasselhoff has been forced to deny stories about his drinking issues. He has also categorically denied the stories this time, saying he was with his family all weekend and remains totally in the dark about where the rumors came from.

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J. Love Goes Geek Chic Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt stepped out with a pretty serious pair of glasses. Anything to get noticed, we guess.

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Jackee Harry’s Fat Tits in a Corset in Public of the Day

Sometimes I like when girls wear lingerie out in public like it was outerwear….sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I like when bitches show off their big as fuck tits….sometimes I don’t….usually when the big tits are attached to big bellies caused by menopause and having a bunch of kids… I don’t know who Jackee Harry is, but if I was her grandson, I’d ask her to keep the lingerie for the bedroom, cuz no on wants to see this shit, except maybe me and a bunch of other perverts, cuz shit’s better than nothing, even if it is horrible and painful to watch, cuz we celebrate even the most digusting pussy cuz it is still pussy… That’s all I have to say about that. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating…. Pics via Fame

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J.Love Shops Amid Cancellation Rumors

Jennifer Love Hewitt and a friend were spotted shopping at Fred Segal in West Hollywood, CA but with rumors that The Ghost Whisperer is getting the axe, home girl might want to think about saving them pennies.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage Does It’s Best

It’s nice to see that Jennifer Love Hewitt is at least trying to get herself back on the celebrity blogger radar. It’s not very difficult to do, put on a slutty outfit and leave your house. Anyhow, here she is out the other day giving us a very slight peek at her cleavage. It’s kinda difficult to see, but if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the left on a forty five degree angle you can almost make it out. Thanks for nothing.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Crushes on Robert Pattinson

Jennifer Love Hewitt may or may not be dating John Asher . But the actress makes it clear who she wants to be dating. Asked by OK! Weekly about her celebrity crush, Hewitt replied: “Rob Pattinson. His features are so striking, and I love that he has such a soft voice.” Uh-oh, Kristen Stewart! You better pray your man never finds this JLH photo online. He’ll be lost to you forever. Among other answers Hewitt gave to the supermarket tabloid: The last time she sung in the shower: I sing in the shower every day. This morning it was that Ke$ha song, “TikTok.” I love it. It makes me smile. Her last dream: The other night, I dream that all my teeth were crumbling and falling out – it was totally scary. Her last big purchase: Christian Louboutin shoes – I’d wear them and nothing else, if I wouldn’t get arrested [for it]. The last time she cried: It was at my first official book signing [for The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic ]. I was moved by just being able to do something else I love. In related news, the last time THG vomited? When we read the final answer above and were reminded that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrot a book… about relationships.

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JWoWW Bikini Pictures

If this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chicks faces wasn’t so busted up she might actually be pretty decent looking. She’s got potential when it comes to the chesticles, that’s the only reason to have her on the site, but that face. It looks like a hot bag of assholes and not in a good way. Anyhow, the best thing to do is completely ignore the fact that she’s even got a face and focus your attention on those big boobies and everything will be ok. more pictures of JWoWW here

This Is Not a Joke

We first heard about this story last night. But we waited to make it public, assuming it was a belated April Fool’s joke. We’re still waiting… no? Really?!? Sigh . In Australia to serve as a mobile phone ambassador for Motorola (we’re not making that up ), Kim Kardashian said she and her siblings will soon pen a book. About relationships. “My sisters and I are writing a book,” she said, without a hint of irony. “It’s going to [have] lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it’s a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they’ve probably seen everything.” We don’t think it, Kim. Ray J made sure we did see absolutely everything. Newly single, Kim said she’ll “certainly be looking” for a boyfriend Down Under due to those “hot Aussie accents.” This would make Cristiano Ronaldo very upset. But back to the ridiculous book. Would you take advice from Kim, Khloe or Kourtney about relationships? A brief primer on their dating history: Kim made a sex tape with an aspiring hip hop singer who went on to contract many STDs from desperate reality stars anchor a VH1 show. Khloe married Lamar Odom after one-month of dating because the wedding would make for a quality episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Kourtney dated a certified douchebag for two years, and then had his baby because it gave viewers a reason to watch her crappy E! series. Man. Who would have thought that Jennifer Lovw Hewitt’s The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic would be the most appealing dating book on the market?!?

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