We can hardly buy hand lotion and Kleenex at the supermarket anymore without seeing the Kardashian sisters grinning out from at least 30 separate magazine covers. This all leads to revisiting the real reason for Kim Kardashian ’s burst on to the scene, her very giving performance in that infamous sex tape . Ah good times. Heck, let’s go ahead and run down all of the Kardashian sister’s naked capering. Pics after the jump!
Ummmmmm 98-Pound Woman Says She Only Eaten One Thing For 13 Years Ramen noodles are all this has girl needed to survive for the last 13 years. via NY Daily News It’s one thing to get by on ramen packets when you’re short on cash — but quite another to eat nothing but instant noodles for more than a decade. Georgi Readman of the Isle of Wight, U.K., has an extreme aversion to fruits and vegetables and subsists on the salty, preservative-laden snack. She became hooked 13 years ago and now, at age 18, claims to eat nothing but noodle packets, which her mother buys for her by the dozen. Readman estimates she eats 30 miles of noodles every year, and said even the thought of other foods makes her sick. “I hate the texture of fruit and vegetables,” she said. “I can’t go to my friends’ for dinner or go out for meals because I don’t want them to see me freak out if the side salad touches the stuff I eat. Mum goes to the supermarket and brings back as many packets as she can afford. “I always fancy noodles and could easily eat two packets at once. I’ve even eaten them dry and uncooked before!” Readman first tried ramen at age 5 and gradually phased out other foods. She shows signs of selective eating disorder, a little-studied and not formally recognized condition in which picky eating persists into adulthood. Selective eaters feel they physically cannot stomach most foods, which may lead to problems in their social, work and love lives. Wow.
Kate Moss is old as fuck…but for some reason watching her ass hang out of her dress like an old lady at the supermarket buying prunes….all alzheimers and shit…all lost after taking a piss on the side of the road….cuz she doesn’t know only not quite 90….despite the fact that her vagina probably is in the same condition as a 90 year old….thanks to hard living….and cocaine fueled unprotected sex with ravaged rockstars you know are good candidates for HIV…and making babies…. FOLLOW THIS LONK
In the supermarket tabloid world, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may be married … but that doesn’t mean all is well in nuptial paradise. The relationship is hanging by an imaginary thread, in fact, as the latest issue of OK! Weekly claims Rob is pleading with Kristen to remain by his side and ignore rumors that he cheated on her with actress Sarah Roemer. “Rob’s in total panic mode at the thought of losing Kristen,” an insider alleges . “He’s desperate to keep her and is virtually groveling on bent knee.” This same source says Stewart has always feared she’d lose Pattinson to an admirer and has “never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him,” constantly fearing the worst: infidelity. The actor’s supposed plan to prove his feelings? Purchase an inscribed, personally-designed diamond ring for his girlfriend and propose. But… wait. Aren’t they already married?!? (See first link, above). These tabloids really need to keep their stories straight.
I don’t really know much about Dita Von Teese , so I’m not too sure if she normally travels on the shoulders of a billionaire or if this is some kind of publicity stunt. Either way, I like what she’s doing with her cleavage, it works for me. Replace the billionaire with a couple of homeless dudes holding a lawn chair and this is exactly how I travel to the supermarket once a week. The smell isn’t great, but it gives me a chance to work on my tan and catch up on my reading.
WASHINGTON (May 24) — Almost half of the 500 most popular sunscreen products may actually increase the speed at which malignant cells develop and spread skin cancer because they contain vitamin A or its derivatives, according to an evaluation of those products released today. AOL News also has learned through documents and interviews that the Food and Drug Administration has known of the potential danger for as long as a decade without alerting the public, which the FDA denies. The study was released with Memorial Day weekend approaching. Store shelves throughout the country are already crammed with tubes, jars, bottles and spray cans of sunscreen. The white goop, creams and ointments might prevent sunburn. But don't count on them to keep the ultraviolet light from destroying your skin cells and causing tumors and lesions, according to researchers at Environmental Working Group. In their annual report to consumers on sunscreen, they say that only 39 of the 500 products they examined were considered safe and effective to use. more at link… Hey NWO, is there anything in the supermarket that you haven't poisoned in order to soft-kill the population while you sink them further into debt to your banks? Its just aisle after aisle of death and now we have carcinogen sunscreens (I couldn't make this up if I tried; they're really trying to bankrupt and kill us). Please do some research and watch Invisible Empire; its right here on my page, its the quickest way to know whats going on behind the scenes: www.current.com/groups/conspiracy-films added by: rodstradamus
Kate Gosselin is long gone after five painful weeks. Jake Pavelka needs some help in this popularity contest. Pamela Anderson can’t get any love despite strong performances. Who do you like to go all the way on Dancing with the Stars, which is all new tonight? The field has been narrowed to seven, with the pretenders basically out. The Dancing celebs that remain have showed at least some competence. While some have shined more than others, it’s still anybody’s game … Can anyone derail the Nicole Scherzinger express? While Nicole and Derek Hough, and Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya, remain heavy favorites, there’s still time for another couple to mount a challenge. Or at least mount each other, in the case of Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, or Cheryl Burke and Chad Ochocinco , according to the rumor mill. Anyway, who do you want to see hoist the prized mirror ball this season? Tell us who you’re rooting for on Dancing with the Stars below:
Jennifer Love Hewitt may or may not be dating John Asher . But the actress makes it clear who she wants to be dating. Asked by OK! Weekly about her celebrity crush, Hewitt replied: “Rob Pattinson. His features are so striking, and I love that he has such a soft voice.” Uh-oh, Kristen Stewart! You better pray your man never finds this JLH photo online. He’ll be lost to you forever. Among other answers Hewitt gave to the supermarket tabloid: The last time she sung in the shower: I sing in the shower every day. This morning it was that Ke$ha song, “TikTok.” I love it. It makes me smile. Her last dream: The other night, I dream that all my teeth were crumbling and falling out – it was totally scary. Her last big purchase: Christian Louboutin shoes – I’d wear them and nothing else, if I wouldn’t get arrested [for it]. The last time she cried: It was at my first official book signing [for The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic ]. I was moved by just being able to do something else I love. In related news, the last time THG vomited? When we read the final answer above and were reminded that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrot a book… about relationships.
Like many women her age, Kim Kardashian is excited to have a child after she gets married. She recently tole Life & Style : “Family is the most important thing in my life.