Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick…. This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…
I was pretty sure Jersey Shore was cancelled already, so I can’t really tell you what JWoww was doing on Extra , other than towering over the Oompa Loompa standing next to her. I just wish Maria Menounos had been there to give me a lesbian fantasy I could actually do something with, because this one’s just making the little Tuna sad. Hopefully next time, assuming JWoww’s 15 minutes aren’t already up. » view all 11 photo Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
Many West Virginia residents are not fans of Buckwild, MTV’s new reality show – and replacement for the retiring Jersey Shore – which premiered last night. Set in Sissonville, W.V., the network’s latest “authentic comedic series” follows the antics of nine twenty-something cast members who are … a little bit country. Punches are thrown and words are exchanged. Turmoil brews among the roommates. Buckwild Season Preview MTV teases that the show follows “an outrageous group of childhood friends from the rural foothills of West Virginia who love to dodge grown-up responsibilities.” Sound familiar? Only in the backwoods and not the Garden State coastline? As we saw with New Jersey residents upset at the portrayal of their homeland by Snooki & Co., some West Virginians are angry about it feeding “redneck” stereotypes. Samantha Markos, a nearby waitress, said if MTV filmed a “real” show about the state, “You would find a lot of hardworking people that provide for their families.” Melissa Whitman, who lived across the street from where the Buckwild gang resided during shooting last year, witnessed more than she probably wanted to see. Especially as arguments and even some nasty fights broke out . “I watched producers actually talk to a lady and tell her exactly how he wanted her to come off on film,” she said. “I guess they thought we were all uneducated.” Danny Jones, mayor of Charleston, W.V., added, “You can find all kinds of people that live here and they’re not people that are going to be portrayed in Buckwild .” U.S. Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) also criticized the program. During the premiere, Cara, Katie and Anna moved in together in an attempt to trade country life for city life, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. Neighbors frequently called the police over noise violations, but the girls, with the help of Southern belle Shae, decided to throw a summer bash. This resulted in the first fight of the season, involving Anna. “I’ve known Anna since I was 4 years old. I know she has a horrible temper. And watching the footage back, that fight, I was surprised,” Shae recalled. “I was impressed because she usually snaps like that. I think she handled herself well. She was pushed to her limits and was just going to snap at anyone.” “If anyone gets in her face she’s going to snap at them.” Shain added, “I didn’t want to be around, I’m going the other way when she gets mad. I’m tucking my tail and running like a little puppy dog.” Sadly for the girls, the party ended … in eviction. “I thought it was pretty awesome that they got kicked out because it brought them to the country,” Shain said. “I didn’t have to go to the city to get my flirt on.” Good to know. What do you think of Buckwild?
Singer joined Rita Ora and ‘Jersey Shore’ stars on Monday night’s ‘MTV’s Club NYE 2013.’ By Jocelyn Vena Ne-Yo performs at “MTV’s Club NYE 2013” Photo: MTV
‘Jersey Shore’ stars map out their plans to co-host ‘MTV’s Club NYE 2013’ special. By Nadeska Alexis, with reporting by Jocelyn Vena JWoww and Snooki Photo: Getty Images
MTV News celebrates series finale with its top four moments. By Christina Garibaldi The “Jersey Shore” cast say their final words in the Confessional during the series finale Photo: MTV
Chris Christie, who has been Governor of New Jersey since 2010, briefly considered a bid for the White House in 2012, but ultimately decided against it. His popularity has surged in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, which left millions in New Jersey without power and destroyed much of the beloved Jersey Shore, leaving many to think he might consider to run in 2016. However, Christie recently announced he plans to run for re-election in New Jersey in 2014 and wants to stay in office to see the post-Sa
Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber. Their Bieber fever started long ago at the state prison near Las Cruses, NM, where Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000. Justin Bieber was reportedly the target of a murder plot hatched by a convicted killer behind bars. Investigators say they had ever
Not even Brad Pitt can slow down The Twilight Saga. At least not when he’s starring in an awful, awful movie. Indeed, Breaking Dawn Part 2 reigned supreme at the box office for the third consecutive weekend, raking in $17.4 million and lifting its domestic total to $254.6 million. That’s nearly $10 million more than the first Breaking Dawn installment had garnered at this stage in its run, while the conclusion to the franchise is on pace for a record $800 million around the globe. Pitt, meanwhile, flopped tremendously with Killing Me Softly , which took in a mere $7 million, earning an overall F from audience member who voted in CinemaScore. OUCH! Visit our pals at Movie Fanatic for daily movie news and check out the top five at the weekend box office below: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 : $17.4 million Skyfall : $17.0 million Lincoln : $13.5 million Rise of the Guardians : $13.5 million Life of Pi : $12.0 million
